Which of your avatars could best solve the above problem?

The rules are simple. The first person describes a problem. Then the next person posts the avatar from their gallery that would be most capable of solving said problem, and then describe another problem for the person after them to solve.

Telling us how that avatar would solve the problem would be appreciated.

To start us off, I'll give some examples:

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My house is on fire!

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Water monkey to the rescue!

I hate my job.

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Robotnik gives you a prrromotion!

Zombies are eating my brain!

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Derek Stiles will cure that, somehow!

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The moon is about to hit Earth!

edited 16th Apr '11 12:24:36 PM by Saigyouji

'twas brillig.

Piccolo blew up the moon before; he can do it again.

I can't defeat Airman!

edited 16th Apr '11 12:29:19 PM by Everzwijn

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

		This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades.
A kitten needs a hug!

edited 16th Apr '11 12:29:38 PM by Braincogs

	There's room for more than one kitty in these arms.
I lost my hat.

edited 16th Apr '11 12:37:07 PM by Everzwijn

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

		I'm on the case.
I can't think!

edited 16th Apr '11 12:39:40 PM by Braincogs

	Brooke plays you a soothing song that lets you clear your mind.
The princess has been kidnapped!

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Don't worry, I'll send in the Yakuza.

I don't have enough money!

OK, how do you get the avatar picture to not appear at the bottom of the post?

edited 16th Apr '11 3:17:26 PM by VampireBuddha

Ukrainian Red Cross

Like this: ||Picture Link Here||Text Here||

I think you should sell this car or win a race to get cash prizes.

I'm stuck in hell!

edited 16th Apr '11 5:19:25 PM by AttObl

Shutdown sequence initiated.

Well, four of them could do it, but only two are capable of doing so with no strings attached:

and

: Who better to get you out of hell than a pair of its denizens?

I'm not done knitting my mom's birthday present yet!

edited 16th Apr '11 7:34:05 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.

Eldritch needlekind to the rescue!

I can't find my camouflage net!

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Who needs that when you can turn invisible at will?

I need a bomb!

edited 16th Apr '11 8:14:03 PM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!

Even as a woman, Link has plenty.

The princess has been kidnapped by political extremists...And they know Krav Maga!

edited 16th Apr '11 8:44:00 PM by Shadowbell

Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.

I'd like to see them defeat Shibusen's most powerful meister in unarmed combat.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer

Apparently there isn't a problem. Waluigi can fix that.

Problem: Waluigi doesn't like your art.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Command an army of crazy naked Gauls to trample him, obviously.

My Gauls were arrested for indecent exposure.

edited 17th Apr '11 3:31:06 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.

Kamina's perfectly willing to drop their charges if they help him pull off some crazy stunt to capture a drug dealer.

There is a legion of hostile sentient octopi making their way up the coast.

He should make a suitable distraction for the time being.

I got stuck in a Sudden Death Match on SSB Brawl.

edited 17th Apr '11 3:49:48 PM by annebeeche

Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.

The Kamui fighter will handle this! Death from Above!

Santa is gone, and somebody else has to give the presents to everyone in Christmas!

edited 17th Apr '11 3:52:27 PM by AttObl

Shutdown sequence initiated.

He's dressed for the part, and he's the cutest Cosmic Horror you're ever going to find.

There was an explosion nearby and several people have been injured or killed.

This little fox-boy will be glad to erase the evidence.

Another problem arises: You're a witness...

Deer

Cirno will protect me.

You and one avatar got gapped into Gensokyo

Which avatar is gapped in with you? (in order to survive. Leaving is optional.)

Dexter Freeman, Genius Scientist. He regularly conducts experiments that involve pissing on physics and going to other worlds full of things that don't apply on our home dimension.

The President has been kidnapped! Who's a bad enough dude/dudette to save him?!

edited 17th Apr '11 8:29:12 PM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!

Very few dudes are badder than a Jigglypuff with a gun.

You are trapped in a locked room with My Immortal playing on a loop over unseen speakers.

Dual Face destroys the building with rifle shots and gets me out of there.

You have been hired by a Nebulous Evil Organization (In truth, they're lawful Neutral as they simply don't want competition in their relatively benign imperialistic conquests) to destroy the TSAB through any methods. You can bring 3 other companions to help you in this task.

edited 17th Apr '11 8:46:06 PM by Strigon

Shameless Self-promotion ho!