PINNACLE OF MAN
#52: Aug 15th 2016 at 8:35:50 AM
- Death has five letters.
- Stage has five letters.
- Cycle has five letters.
- Super Mario World has three words which contain five letters each.
- Super Mario World is a videogame.
- In platformer videogames, there are stages.
- You can die in platformer videogames.
- Therefore, death is just another stage in human life cycle.
Now, Chargeman Ken! is the most well-done anime ever.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
#53: Aug 15th 2016 at 9:47:43 AM
Chargeman Ken! is shit.
Shit is another word for feces.
Feces are often used to make fire.
Fire is used to cook.
Steaks can be cooked to "well done".
Therefore, Chargeman Ken! is the most well done anime ever.
Another one: Michael Bay will direct the next Citizen Kane
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#54: Aug 15th 2016 at 10:06:38 AM
The next letter after C is D.
Duck begins with D.
Ducks can swim.
Fish can swim.
Michael Bay has probably eaten fish at least once.
Thus, Michael Bay will direct the next Citizen Kane movie.
Darth Vader is Stupid Good.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
#55: Aug 15th 2016 at 10:10:05 AM
- Illya is a Magical Girl.
- Magical Girl is cute.
- All Magical Girl needs a mascot to become a Magical Girl.
- All mascots helps Magical Girl to Make a Wish.
- Kyubey is a mascot.
Therefore...
I'd make a contract with Kyubey to turn me into a Magical Girl and bring me Illya-chan.
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Since: Feb, 2016
#56: Aug 15th 2016 at 12:25:05 PM
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- Darth Vader is Anikan, who is in the prequels.
- Jar Jar Binks is also in the prequels, and stupid.
- Vader, in his final act, turns to good.
- And he is also in the good part of Star Wars.
- Thus, Vader is Stupid Good!
Next: Teen Titains Go is equivalent to waterboarding torture.
Total posts: 56
1. Two is higher than one.
2. Two heads are better than one.
3. Two is better than one.
4. Sequels come second in a sequence.
5. A second is a unit of time.
6. Time can be measured.
7. A TTG episode can be measured in not only space, but time.
8. Time can be counted off per two seconds.
9. A TTG episode can be measured in units of two seconds.
10. This means that TTG is among the greatest shows ever.
Premise: Death is just another stage in the human life-cycle.