What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?:

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26 Catfish424th Apr 2011 11:55:04 AM from world´s favourite country. , Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
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Cell phone contracts, online banking accounts, Wii accessories, cosmetics and a PS3.

None of which I'm interested in.
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27 inane2424th Apr 2011 12:28:29 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
...nor do I want to ogle men who have been Photoshopped so much they've entered the uncanny valet.

erm... I mean the uncanny valley. lolwut

...You know you want. DO NOT DENY.
[up]airbrushing to that degree is just eurgh.
29 inane2424th Apr 2011 12:44:30 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
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30 Fluid4th Apr 2011 02:28:12 PM from The Netherlands
This ad always looks a bit weird to me at first glance. It's like she's got stuff coming out of her back.
31 HungryJoe4th Apr 2011 02:49:27 PM from Under the Tree
Spanish Cable and a Wii.

Sounds like a saturday night.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
32 wuggles4th Apr 2011 06:05:58 PM from Miami, FL , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
I see a smaller version of this, an ad for a PS3 and an ad for some MMORPG.
33 Balmung4th Apr 2011 06:11:00 PM from Omaha, NE, Free American Empire , Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
Break the Chains
On my phone it keeps on trying to sell me box sets of shows and PS3s. It's really aggressive too, sending me there even whenever I touch the screen outside of a link to something else.
34 Zersk4th Apr 2011 06:27:40 PM from Columbia District, BNA
Oh my god people stop mentioning Scientology I keep getting Scientology ads.

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35 ABNDT4th Apr 2011 06:41:08 PM from the Canterlot gardens , Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
It's trying to sell me Amazon.com mp3s, the University of Phoenix, and Bistro MD. Take some Ritalin, Adbot.
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Her with the hat
I currently have some online Mafia game being advertised. It has the tagline "Kiss the Don's ring... OR DIE!"

My mind decided it was time head down to the gutter.
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37 KuroFox5th Apr 2011 03:36:46 AM from under a rock
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I keep getting ads for PS3 and quick loans and all thse "city deal" stuff.

Oh, and most annoyingly, an ad for DNA. The annoying thing being that it's animated and is on infinite loop and if it pops up on my laptop, it can slow down page scrolling. But the kicker is that it seems to appear on EVERY. FUCKING. SITE. I VISIT.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:39:02 AM by KuroFox

It's me.
So...am I the only person here who likes macarons?
...Let us in...
39 KuroFox5th Apr 2011 03:58:38 AM from under a rock
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40 LoniJay5th Apr 2011 04:08:22 AM from Australia , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Macaroons are nice. Coconutty. I don't know what's with that ad though, I've never seen pink ones and who thought a green macaroon was a good idea?

I used to get ads for gay military dating. Or just gay dating in general.
Be not afraid...
It's me.
Pink ones are strawberry. They're good.

Green ones are green tea flavored, like ice cream.

EDIT: Also, no, I don't have any funny ad related stories to share. So nyeh. tongue

edited 5th Apr '11 4:13:48 AM by NiftyLostKite

...Let us in...
42 jseblan5th Apr 2011 05:17:46 AM from that one place
"She craves passion... And his blood"

Oh boy, can't wait to read it.

Also a 5 year variable mortgage (too bad I don't own a house) and some movies on Amazon.

Oh, and the add post page have an ad for Google Ad Words and a book by Gena Showalter that's probably some kind of Twilight clone.
Macaroons are nice. Coconutty. I don't know what's with that ad though, I've never seen pink ones and who thought a green macaroon was a good idea?

Macarons and Macaroons are different things entirely, Generally a Macaroon will be an Almond biscuit sort of thing,It's the american ones that are usually made with coconut

you can get Macarons in any colour you like really and they're all delicious

edited 5th Apr '11 5:29:18 AM by faradayangel

Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probably
44 MrW5th Apr 2011 06:41:05 AM from some place
I once saw a commercial for a cell phone company... FROM INDIA.

edited 5th Apr '11 6:41:13 AM by MrW

Softcore twilight vampire porn novel with the girl as the vampire. also a generic romance novel side by side with university of phoenix

edited 5th Apr '11 6:46:50 AM by stevebat

46 inane2425th Apr 2011 06:48:30 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
[up]I got that too.
47 Ozbourne5th Apr 2011 07:02:11 AM from under the table and dreaming , Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Guess who's 8ack, 8ack again
And now it's back to showing me ads for prescription medication for conditions I do not have.
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oh look it's an ad for Gumtree—

Hold on, it's showing me the exact same drum kit I was looking at on there a few minutes ago o_o

49 Malph5th Apr 2011 12:55:28 PM from The middle of somewhere , Relationship Status: I want you to want me
All hail
There's a Super 8 ad telling me my weekend doesn't need to end so soon. It's tuesday and I have class in a few minutes... my weekend ended a while ago, Super 8.
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50 inane2425th Apr 2011 01:24:15 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman

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