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What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?:

 26 Catfish 42, Mon, 4th Apr '11 11:55:04 AM from world´s favourite country. Relationship Status: I'm just high on the world
Bloody Fossil
Cell phone contracts, online banking accounts, Wii accessories, cosmetics and a PS3.

None of which I'm interested in.
I am a traveller of both time and space
To be where I have been
 27 inane 242, Mon, 4th Apr '11 12:28:29 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
...nor do I want to ogle men who have been Photoshopped so much they've entered the uncanny valet.

erm... I mean the uncanny valley. lolwut

...You know you want. DO NOT DENY.
[up]airbrushing to that degree is just eurgh.

 29 inane 242, Mon, 4th Apr '11 12:44:30 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
 30 Fluid, Mon, 4th Apr '11 2:28:12 PM from The Netherlands
This ad always looks a bit weird to me at first glance. It's like she's got stuff coming out of her back.

 31 Hungry Joe, Mon, 4th Apr '11 2:49:27 PM from Under the Tree
Spanish Cable and a Wii.

Sounds like a saturday night.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
 32 wuggles, Mon, 4th Apr '11 6:05:58 PM from Miami, FL Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
I see a smaller version of this, an ad for a PS3 and an ad for some MMORPG.
 33 Balmung, Mon, 4th Apr '11 6:11:00 PM from Omaha, Nebraska Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
On my phone it keeps on trying to sell me box sets of shows and PS3s. It's really aggressive too, sending me there even whenever I touch the screen outside of a link to something else.
 34 Zersk, Mon, 4th Apr '11 6:27:40 PM from Columbia District, BNA
Oh my god people stop mentioning Scientology I keep getting Scientology ads.

ᐅᖃᐅᓯᖅ ᐊᑕᐅᓯᖅ ᓈᒻᒪᔪᐃᑦᑐᖅ
 35 ABNDT, Mon, 4th Apr '11 6:41:08 PM from where you're not looking
You can't kill a stone....
It's trying to sell me mp3s, the University of Phoenix, and Bistro MD. Take some Ritalin, Adbot.
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
Her with the hat
I currently have some online Mafia game being advertised. It has the tagline "Kiss the Don's ring... OR DIE!"

My mind decided it was time head down to the gutter.
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 37 Kuro Fox, Tue, 5th Apr '11 3:36:46 AM from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
I keep getting ads for PS3 and quick loans and all thse "city deal" stuff.

Oh, and most annoyingly, an ad for DNA. The annoying thing being that it's animated and is on infinite loop and if it pops up on my laptop, it can slow down page scrolling. But the kicker is that it seems to appear on EVERY. FUCKING. SITE. I VISIT.

edited 5th Apr '11 3:39:02 AM by KuroFox

It's me. I the only person here who likes macarons?
...Let us in...
 39 Kuro Fox, Tue, 5th Apr '11 3:58:38 AM from under a rock
Forum lurking fox
What's that? Some kind of macaroni?
 40 Loni Jay, Tue, 5th Apr '11 4:08:22 AM from Australia Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Macaroons are nice. Coconutty. I don't know what's with that ad though, I've never seen pink ones and who thought a green macaroon was a good idea?

I used to get ads for gay military dating. Or just gay dating in general.
Be not afraid...
It's me.
Pink ones are strawberry. They're good.

Green ones are green tea flavored, like ice cream.

EDIT: Also, no, I don't have any funny ad related stories to share. So nyeh. tongue

edited 5th Apr '11 4:13:48 AM by NiftyLostKite

...Let us in...
 42 jseblan, Tue, 5th Apr '11 5:17:46 AM from that one place
"She craves passion... And his blood"

Oh boy, can't wait to read it.

Also a 5 year variable mortgage (too bad I don't own a house) and some movies on Amazon.

Oh, and the add post page have an ad for Google Ad Words and a book by Gena Showalter that's probably some kind of Twilight clone.
Macaroons are nice. Coconutty. I don't know what's with that ad though, I've never seen pink ones and who thought a green macaroon was a good idea?

Macarons and Macaroons are different things entirely, Generally a Macaroon will be an Almond biscuit sort of thing, It's the american ones that are usually made with coconut

you can get Macarons in any colour you like really and they're all delicious

edited 5th Apr '11 5:29:18 AM by faradayangel

Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probably
 44 Mr W, Tue, 5th Apr '11 6:41:05 AM from some place
I once saw a commercial for a cell phone company... FROM INDIA.

edited 5th Apr '11 6:41:13 AM by MrW

Softcore twilight vampire porn novel with the girl as the vampire. also a generic romance novel side by side with university of phoenix

edited 5th Apr '11 6:46:50 AM by stevebat

 46 inane 242, Tue, 5th Apr '11 6:48:30 AM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
Anwalt der Verdammten
[up]I got that too.
 47 Ozbourne, Tue, 5th Apr '11 7:02:11 AM from the x on a treasure map Relationship Status: What's love got to do with it?
And now it's back to showing me ads for prescription medication for conditions I do not have.
The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.
oh look it's an ad for Gumtree—

Hold on, it's showing me the exact same drum kit I was looking at on there a few minutes ago o_o


 49 Malph, Tue, 5th Apr '11 12:55:28 PM from The middle of somewhere Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
All hail
There's a Super 8 ad telling me my weekend doesn't need to end so soon. It's tuesday and I have class in a few minutes... my weekend ended a while ago, Super 8.
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
 50 inane 242, Tue, 5th Apr '11 1:24:15 PM from A B-Movie Bildungsroman
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