What on earth are you trying to sell me, adserver?

Adbot, I don't think I could be a good court appointed social advocate for a child. Also, the child in the ad looks like she doesn't have a bottom lip and it bothers me.

Disney Cakes and Sweets.

I wonder if I can make a Gravity Falls cake from that...

Adbot, please enlighten me on how helping some "goddess" (probably not that sort either) with some "school questions" isn't Dora the Explorer for teenagers who are overly fixated on their lack of waifu?

edited 23rd Apr '15 3:14:51 AM by Krieger22

dserver, are you trying to get me drunk? You keep trying to sell me various kinds of beer.

Damn, now I want cake.

This "Grace's wings" add makes me think it is a site for a woman that is into polyamory.

I do not need auto insurance, adserver.

Adbot, just because I'm studying Chinese does not mean I can read it as of yet. So what's with the ad completely in Chinese characters, then?

Though not an internet ad, this is so great I gotta share it; a radio ad which contains the line "Hey gals! I love talking about my no-no." It's an ad for the No No hair removal thing.

Ad Bot, I don't want to have Indian citizenship.

Uh, why do we have advertisements popping up on the bottom now? :S

Adserver, I do not need anything for menopause or post-menopause. I'm a ways away from any of that.

Quicken Loans, because every 20-YO is looking to start out by buying a house.

No, adserver, I don't need diagnosis, treatment, or coping tips for psoriasis. And I really didn't need to see a psoriasis-covered neck right after dinner!

Seriously, what is it with psoriasis treatment ads needing to actually show what psoriasis looks like? Why do they need to ambush people in newspapers and on trains (and now this site) with sudden Nausea Fuel like that?

I literally can't even right now.

No, adbot. I do not want a flight to San Diego via Air Alaska.

Life insurance for vampires, apparently.

Lol, adserver.

Well... I suppose one never knows when a random dude is going to interrupt one's nap with a stake through the heart and supposedly one would want their brood to be taken care of...

Adserver, I do not see you. Thank goodness I have Adblock!

I don't use adblock because it means less revenue for the site. Plus, some of the ads amuse me.

I'm getting ads for chips. Adbot is getting a little better.

Uhm... Nothing, apparently. No ads to be seen.

Oreo surveys. OREO SURVEYS EVERYWHERE.

I love Oreos and all, but I'd rather get ads for the cookies themselves.

edited 20th Jul '15 5:41:37 AM by Explosivo25

Okay, Adbot, what's up with the McDonald's ads in Spanish? Not only am I not a Spanish speaker, I don't want those Shakin' Flavor McNuggets. I prefer my McNuggets the old fashioned way, thank you.

edited 17th Sep '15 5:31:03 PM by Berrenta

Just because I'm on the Gemstone Assault page does not mean I actually want gemstones.

I occasionally see ads for the state's urology center for prostate health...

Two things: I'm too young to worry about it at the moment, and most importantly, I'm not a man.