doot
@Hylarn: Yes. That was the point. Bonus points for catching that.
-goes back to the late posters club-
I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo.
A travelling scholar
"Sup bitches"
Haha, preferably followed by a a {{Macross Missile Massacre}-style attack, eh? 
Pretty flower
Reciting "War and Peace". All of it. Including the fine print.
#IceBearForPresident
just a medicine seller
^Been playing too much Color Rangers lately, have you? 
Pretty flower
^ Ey, the OP said Talking Is a Free Action and I intend to take full advantage of it.
edited 28th Feb '11 10:18:52 PM by Spirit
#IceBearForPresident
"I am the Lightning Magician, prepare to be shocked into submission! Sparkle make up (oh gawd)" xD 
"Du mußt verstehn! Aus Eins mach' Zehn, Und Zwey laß gehn, Und Drey mach' gleich, So bist du reich. Verlier' die Vier! Aus Fünf und Sechs, So sagt die Hex', Mach' Sieben und Acht, So ist's vollbracht: Und Neun ist Eins, Und Zehn ist keins. Das ist das Hexen-Einmal-Eins!"
(Someone had to do it.)
There's only one incantation I would ever want to use.
'Lyrical Tokarev, kill them all!'
...Unfortunately it's already taken. So, um... Something in pretentious Latin, I guess. 'Morituri Nolumus Mori!' has always been a favourite motto/battle cry of mine, so... That should do, yes~
"In the name of life... in the name of humanity... and in the name of civilization... face your judgment."
Another potential Catchphrase: "You have forfeited my mercy."
Toast Connoisseur
"If you think I'm just going to let you walk away after you've seen me in this skirt, it shall be the final misjudgment of your existance!"
Was?
"I don't want to fight you so you've got a choice, listen or get shot. Fail to listen and get shot again."
Of course in actual combat, all I would manage to say would most likely be "Listen or get shot" before the shit hits the fan.
edited 1st Mar '11 4:53:38 PM by Alkthash
A travelling scholar
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I laughed so hard Organics.
It's certainly noticeable how much most heroines are unaware of their own custume's sex appeal.
edited 2nd Mar '11 1:09:35 PM by Theram
Reciting "War and Peace". All of it. Including the fine print. Nice. I would have gone for the full Encyclopaedia Britannica, but that works too.
Imagine Rakan applying Calling Your Attacks to doing paperwork.~Anarchy Rakan for the hell of it COMMISSION THIS BRIDGE!~EHK
In honor of my 50lb pup
Darn. I was hoping that the OP would be "...what is the first thing you do?" and there would be answers along the lines of "Confirm it." Mine would have been "...Ok, how do I keep balance in this new body and use my powers? Because I don't want that thing over there to kill me." Second would be "Confirm it."
Anyways, on topic: *Holds power object* Activate!
...what? I have never understood having long or complex transformation incantations. Now if you want a spell or attack incantation, that would be another story. I have no problem if those are a bit longer.
Yu hav nat sein bod speeling unntil know. (cacke four undersandig tis)the cake is a lie!
Down with the Privileged🪓
Yeah, but according to certain recent animes being a magical girl does not neccesarilly entail being a girl.
So we might have to run around smiting evil while wearing frilly skirts meant for fanservice while still trapped in our boring old male bodies. People should really think these topics through.
Bleye knows Sabers.
Leader of the Holey Brotherhood
You miserable shit.
You who no longer values his/her existence.
My right hand is armageddon.
My left hand is Ragnorok.
When I walk, the earth shakes.
When I look up, the the Heaven cry in fear.
I don't know why you have summoned me. I don't know what you have done. I don't care.
Because of you, I am wearing a frilly skirt.
And Handsome don't play that.
So in the name of every Eldritch Abomination in existence.
By the power of the darkest gods known and unknown to man.
And because I simply don't like your face........
I will end you.
........... oh right, and I don't know .........Make up. Or something.
One Strip! One Strip!
Random Encounter
Hastur Hastur Hastur.
...italics.
BURN IN THE EVERLASTING HELLFIRE OF CREATION! BE UTTERLY ANNIHILATED DOWN TO THE VERY LAST SCRAP OF D N A!!
edited 3rd Mar '11 11:26:43 PM by n00bguy
It was more like a large hunk of iron in the shape of a sword.
Killing is my business
Didn't stop me from envisioning myself as a hot chick. When I made my post.
I feel I'd be more suited towards the title of Sorceress as opposed to Magical Girl, but here goes.
Light, guide my outer passion.
Shadow, project my inner virtue.
Not through dominion, but through unison we realize ourselves.
An unbreakable will for which there is naught we cannot achieve.
Come forth!
Den harde nordmann
May my hand rise to the sky like a petal in the wind.
A guy called dvorak is tired. Tired of humanity not wanting to change to improve itself. Quite the sad tale.
Random Encounter
My spirit burns with the fires of creation, guarding the world against the night.
You who stand before me, burn!
Set up—Nuclear Heart!
...italics.
I am now a shiny stone~
I reckon that I would be a technomancer or a mage artist of some kind.
Technomancer incantion:
Knowledge is power. Power can be used as energy. Transform my knowledge, awaken my potential... Reboot! (clicka-click)
Mage Artist incantion:
Imagination is my ammunition. The pen, my weapon. Forces within my mind, take this dream from canvas, Bring it into reality!
The three finest things in life are to splat your enemies, drive them from their turf, and hear their lamentations as their rank falls!
^ Going off that line of thought:
This Is for Emphasis, Bitch!
edited 28th Feb '11 1:17:17 AM by Tumbril
Tumblr here.