Because you read that stuff.
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.
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He reads Broodhollow?
To make others hungry?
edited 2nd Oct '13 9:01:58 PM by ironcommando
...eheh
One just might
You don't like humanity.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Humans disturb him
You want to make sure that everyone knows that all of your posts are safe enough by the standards of this site.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
"Just as planned."
I don't know, but there's lack of relation to Pink Floyd.
edited 14th Nov '13 3:46:00 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Because you're feeling a bit Yandere.
Because you want to get away from this stupid planet.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Now a lurker. See you at the forums.
Because is funny.
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.
Goddess of Nature
Because that avatar is a Jerkass.
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no, it's actually how I feel about a particular part of a particular Dr. Seuss movie
edited 9th May '15 12:21:30 AM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
One just might
To attract attention without actually getting shot.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Raising bigfoot awareness.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
jasper (thats my actual name)
Because they think it's a nice quote?
im not just any trash, im lapidot trash
Goddess of Nature
they love Shrek memes. And bad puns.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Jer gets all the girls
You really didn't like The Lorax?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Tell me something happy
They really liked the second Avengers movie.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Goddess of Nature
they are a Grammar Nazi
I'm not a girl...
edited 9th May '15 8:16:30 PM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Now a lurker. See you at the forums.
She likes to joke.
To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back.
One just might
Likes to describe bad hairstyles.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Goddess of Nature
They're always cautious about crossing the road.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Not an evil Thievul
Cause you're a fan of them and want to introduce other people to that site?
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
82123
They <3 dancing.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘
For the sake of Word Salad Philosophy.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Goddess of Nature
Because they're insane
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
Yes. See Doctor Who for further details.
Also, "he"? :P
Because the idea of someone slowly losing the capacity to pass basic tests of intelligence intrigues you.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable