Oogie Boogie!
Not stupid or expendable.
Peri Brown?
Seriously though, maybe something like the Mayor, but not as low-pitched.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
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I think you'd have either a deep or soft voice. Though I have no frame of reference/appearance, so what do I know?
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A synthesised robot voice.
Jer gets all the girls
Kermit!
Sure the show's stupid but it's bright, fun, and you see grown men get punched in the face multiple times an episode. What's not to like?Kind of husky, but energetic. Like, it would be Contralto Of Danger if she wasn't so nice. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Growly, but friendly. Like a cartoon Puma, in fact.
Billion Dollar Babies
A cacophony of eldritch squeals.
Or just an Australian man.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"
Fly Air Madeline
An alien.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
my current job
An androgynous sloth doing a mobster voice.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The "my leg!" guy from SpongeBob SquarePants.
Chris Pratt, in one of his slightly more serious (but still funny) roles.
Every Muppet performer speaking at once. 
70% of all deaths are catgirl related
sounds like a bunch of bones crashing together, but like, in a melodic way. :V
I, Furudo Erika... have duct tape..!
Your avatar reminds me of '"Adventure Time'', so maybe Fiona?
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Aw. I love dementedly meta jokes. But then I also love Rowlf, so I guess it isn't so bad.
edited 3rd Jun '18 9:31:27 PM by TropesForever
my current job
Rowlf the Dog.
I had a dementedly meta joke prepared, but it didn't work, so that's what you get.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Language arts teacher? (I don’t know anyone RL with that profession, though) Like a knowledgeable, friendly-sounding guy.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
The closest I can think to describe it is Timmy Turner but somewhat more feminine.
That's how I aspire to sound, really. :P
edited 25th Jun '18 2:51:06 PM by TropesForever
Ringo Starr, but Australian.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
A warm, friendly, androgynous voice.
Well-Intentioned Tyrant
A normal voice for a lady, perhaps with pauses when you're trying to calculate or formulate the best response.
"It's not what's on the outside, but the inside that counts. Such is the belief of a pansexual." *jerks it against a literal pan*
A very deep, intimidating voice.
I want to say you're a Man of a Thousand Voices, and you switch voices constantly to confuse people.![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]")
Seriously though, I would guess you have kind of a soft, relaxing voice, like Fred Rogers or something.
edited 27th Apr '18 6:24:21 PM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.