Video game ham and cheese

'A million pounds of tubesteak!'

edited 4th Mar '11 9:14:10 AM by Vox

Direct Intervention is necessary.

I know you feel this.

You will know pain, Shepard.

We are infinite, you are bacteria!

Your minions have failed, Shepard.

Kill one and one hundred shall replace it.

Ever since then, I've been unable to take the Reapers seriously. Except for Sovereign, he was awesome, and had the fortune to die before Harbinger's Memetically Narmy performance caused the irreversible Villain Decay of the Reapers.

It's even funnier if you consider that each Reaper is a fusion of all the members of a species. Apparently, the civilization that was smelted into Harbinger was composed entirely of Darth Vader ripoffs.

• "GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES! RAAAAARGH!
• "[[Planescape Torment I CAN SHAPE PLANES WITH MY POWER! AND I CAN UNMAKE YOU!"
• "'The skiesss shall burnn.... AND ALL LIVING THINGSSS SSSSHALL BE ASSS TORCHESSS!"
• "JUSTICE IS NOT BLIND! I AM HER EYES!"

Some of the random people in BG 2 are awesome as well:

• "DEEEEAAAAAATH to the DI Sbel IEEEEVEEEEER!" (and yes, with that intonation)
• "Prepare to be eviscerated... FOOL!"
• "WE WILL CRUSH YOU, CRUSH YOU TO GOO!"
• "You will SUFFER! You will ALL SUFFER!"
• "TASTE the FURY of BHAAL!"

And someone mentioned Brayko and his wonderful boss music: [[youtube:nRojSYNg7k0&feature=related]]

I know it has already been sort-of mentioned, but I love, love Lord Crull's victory quote in Dawn Of War: Winter Assault:

Blood for the Blood God! Let... the universe... DRO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-WN in it!

^Kinda like a counterpart to DRAINAGE!

[[youtube:21PnQogwrNY&feature=fvst]]

'I AM A BEING OF PURE ENERGY!!' And let's not get into Mysterio, especially after he practically becomes a God.

Oh. And Col. Volgin in Metal Gear Solid 3. Neil Ross is definitely enjoying himself with the role. Of course, he's no stranger to playing hammy villains.

The following is 8 minutes longer than your body can handle.

AI YAM. AI YAM. AI YAM DA WAN WHO RULES OVAR NACHURE. AI MUST DESTROY, AND HATE MANKIND. AI YAM THE EMPRUH.

^^^WITHOUT PANTS!

edited 7th Mar '11 10:47:32 AM by nomuru2d

WELCOME! WELCOME NEW GAAALAAAAXY!

'You know what they say, THE MORE THE MERRIER!'

Maximilian Monsterfraggin' Roivas. Damn shame he won't be around for any potential sequels.

Also, Sgt. Viktor Reznov, though I haven't found a good clip collection yet.

edited 7th Mar '11 9:39:06 PM by Tacitus

^ His voice acting was easily my favorite thing about the game. GENIUS.

GET A LOAD OF- GET A LOAD OF - GET A LOAD OF THIS!

I HATE Egg Viper, BTW.

edited 8th Mar '11 8:34:08 AM by TARDISES

The entirety of Persona 3. "There you are, you sons of bitches!"

'Kingdom Hearts, FILL ME... WITH THE POWER OF DARKNESS!'

edited 8th Mar '11 1:54:22 PM by sirnoob

I cant believe I brought up this game without mentioning this guy...

BWAH HAW HA HA HA!

edited 8th Mar '11 3:57:55 PM by dmysta3000

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Dissidia Final Fantasy doesn't discriminate its ham between genders.

Konami seemed to think if they grabbed some random English speaker and got him to say dialog that sounds more menacing in Japanese than it does in English, that would qualify as cool.

edited 21st Mar '11 5:17:04 PM by BonsaiForest

If the acting is appropriate for the situation, then you're not over the top. On the other hand this one is so cheesy I added it anyway.

I normally wouldn't give a damn about Alone In The Dark 2008, but with lines like these...

"I don't have your stone, and FUCK YOU anyway!"

(Huh, only one embedded video at a time...)

edited 2nd Oct '11 12:17:09 PM by NamelessFragger

Anything anyone related to Xehanort ever says. Expect lots of talk about darkness DARKNESS.