ITT: You Have Gotten The Above Poster Pregnant

IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair

#226: May 12th 2015 at 5:23:02 PM

Well, Gwen, I'm not sure how this happened, but I might as well try and be a good dad to this kid.

edited 12th May '15 5:23:18 PM by IchigoMontoya

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011

#227: May 12th 2015 at 5:23:27 PM

Tell me it's not remotely real...

edited 12th May '15 5:24:09 PM by EarlOfSandvich

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

TheWanderer Student of Story from Somewhere in New England (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Wishfully thinking

Student of Story

#228: May 12th 2015 at 6:02:15 PM

| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |

GigantusInPantus Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand? from New-New York Since: May, 2015

Dost thou question the power of thys pimp hand?

#229: May 12th 2015 at 6:05:53 PM

Butt babies?

Hell yeah!

edited 12th May '15 6:06:09 PM by GigantusInPantus

"Do you think that has anything to do with you downloading over 700 gigs of pornography on here?"

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011

#230: May 12th 2015 at 6:26:37 PM

When I cast Invokum Gigantusinmypantus, THIS is not what I had in mind...

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013

#231: May 13th 2015 at 4:47:45 AM

Oh lord. This child might have issues.

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013

"Just as planned."

#232: May 13th 2015 at 4:50:09 AM

... I wish, but I don't know how well this will work out.

... who am I kidding? Of course it will.

"Did you expect somebody else?"

smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013

#233: May 13th 2015 at 4:51:15 AM

Huh. Interesting

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#234: May 13th 2015 at 7:18:26 AM

This was... not what I was expecting.

"We be we baby!"

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013

#235: May 13th 2015 at 3:44:28 PM

Please kill me.

zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form

Something something smithy

#236: May 13th 2015 at 3:45:10 PM

When, where, and WHY did this happen?!?

Something something Arena.

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#237: May 13th 2015 at 5:44:03 PM

How is this even possible?!

"We be we baby!"

smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013

#238: May 14th 2015 at 5:39:44 AM

One night stand?

terlwyth Since: Oct, 2010

#239: May 21st 2015 at 3:23:02 PM

How is this even possible?

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#240: May 21st 2015 at 3:27:52 PM

Aren't you a guy?

"We be we baby!"

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011

#241: May 21st 2015 at 3:37:05 PM

... this is weird.

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

PrincessGwen The Scarlet Witch from In the U.S.A Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: If it's you, it's okay

The Scarlet Witch

#242: May 21st 2015 at 3:37:58 PM

Uhh... What do you want to do with the baby?

"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."

zbse Something something smithy from ... Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form

Something something smithy

#243: May 21st 2015 at 4:13:56 PM

When did this happen? Please inform me.

Something something Arena.

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#244: May 21st 2015 at 4:19:09 PM

WE... ARE... BOYS!

"We be we baby!"

IchigoPockyChama from my new account Since: Dec, 2013

#245: May 21st 2015 at 4:28:34 PM

THIS! IS! IMPOSSIBRU!

EarlOfSandvich Since: Jun, 2011

#246: May 21st 2015 at 4:33:02 PM

But how? I wouldn't even think... FUCK!

-spends long periods in distress-

I now go by Graf von Tirol.

Tojin Back after a long hiatus from Protectorate SW Headquarters Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you

Back after a long hiatus

#247: May 21st 2015 at 4:36:46 PM

Uh. Uhhh. I guess we could convince my parents to take care of the baby? Certainly better than the alternatives.

edited 21st May '15 4:37:02 PM by Tojin

“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert

NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring

The Absolute Madman

#248: May 21st 2015 at 7:48:34 PM

But... how? I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT WAY! Did I ruffee you last night?

"We be we baby!"

smokeycut Since: Mar, 2013

#249: May 30th 2015 at 1:01:12 PM

This must be some sort of hallucination

RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013

"Just as planned."

#250: May 30th 2015 at 1:02:00 PM

... Just a sec, need to inspect myself.

Now, BRB while I get a ring too