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Nimbasa

Unknown girl: (leans against ???!Pent) Yeah. It is.

(Silent post.)

-an entire legion of Chansey and a few Audino suddenly enter Spinda's Café, completely raiding it, pushing people around, turning over tables, and generally causing chaos-

Head Nurse Blissey: Oh dear! This place is full of Innocent Bystanders! The infection could spread! Come on sisters, Evacuation Maneuver Number 23!

Chansey 1: Yes boss! -grabs a Meditite and tosses it out of a window-

Chansey 2: -tosses out a Koffing-

Chansey 3: -tosses out a Slugma (and burns her hand a little)-

Audino: -tosses out a Tranquill-

Happiny: -tosses out a Caterpie-

Spinda: I hate Evacuation Maneuver Number 23...

-while the Chansey, the Audino, and the one Happiny cause madness around, Blissey enters the bathrooms and opens the stall Team Splash and Relica are in. Everything is covered with puke except Magikarp and Wynaut, who are hiding under a little umbrella-

Head Nurse Blissey: Mother of Arceus...

Magikarp: Finally, we wouldn't have held on for much longer!

Head Nurse Blissey: Quick sisters, they are here!

-a pair of Chansey enter the stalland grab Relic and Happiny grabs Hoppip, they are quickly taken away-

Head Nurse Blissey: Quick! To the hospital! -follows the Chansey-

Magikarp: Let's follow them! -follows-

Wynaut: Why not? -follows-

edited 11th May '12 3:26:09 PM by WackyPancake

Sacred Forest

( After this. )

Gino: ...You certainly don't seen suspicious, nyan. -leers-

edited 11th May '12 4:43:33 PM by Umbramatic

Relic is carried away by the nurses, much to his chagrin.

Relic: <Argh! Put me down! Urp I just need a Pecha berry and I'll be fine! Some Friday night this is turning out to be.>

Near Spinda's Cafe

- Umbra, Lina, their mons, the Booster Trio, and Ammy are watching Evacuation Manuver 23. -

Ammy: Should we help?

Axel: Nah, this is funny.

Booster Trio: -is sharing popcorn-

edited 11th May '12 3:42:40 PM by Umbramatic

Spinda's Café

Casanova!Umbreon: -looks irritated for a second- *tsk*

Umbreon used Secret Power!

-the party's table is concealed within a secret base-

Wigglytuff's Guild, Sublevel One, Job Bulletin Board

A relatively new job offer has found its way to the Bulletin Board in Wigglytuff's Guild.

Job Summary

Chansey 1: Oh dear, the Flygon's delirious!

Chansey 2: The Hoppip isn't delirious, but that's because he can't even talk.

Hoppip: Guuuuuuuuuh!

Head Nurse Blissey: Quick sisters, take them to the helicopter.

-Magikarp and Wynaut are right behind-

Magikarp: Oh Wynaut, this is like one of those medical dramas momma used to watch, except with more fat pink mon and bodily fluids!

-The Chansey take Relic and Hoppip to the "helicopter", which is really an abnormally large Fearow with a red cross crudely painted onto it's side. It's standing just next to the Café entrance... And a few "evacuated" mon-

Head Nurse Blissey: Come on Happiny, bring the oxygen... thingie!

Happiny: -Appears carrying an "oxygen thingie" which is two times bigger than her-

Head Nurse Blissey: -puts an oxygen mask on Relic and another one on Hoppip- And now, it's time to take off!

Happiny: -jumps into the "helicopter"-

All the Chansey and Audino: And how about us?

Head Nurse Blissey: You go walking.

All the Chansey and Audino: D'awwwwww...

-the "helicopter" starts to flap it's wings-

Magikarp: Quick Wynaut, or they'll leave us behind!

-Magikarp and Wynaut sneak on board-

-The "helicopter" takes off with Blissey, Happiny, Relic, Hoppip, Magikarp, and Wynaut on it's back-

edited 11th May '12 3:55:35 PM by WackyPancake

Entralink

-All's team is wandering, Ramiel sending out psychic pings periodically-

Raisin Ruins

-Every is still restraining All-

Relic had no clue what was happening anymore. He was suddenly finding himself with something strapped over his mouth being carried away by a Fearow that the Blissey referred to as a "Helicopter."

This was quickly turning into the worst night out he'd had in a long time.

Relic: <Darn it, let me go! I'm trying to have a fun night out and you're not helping!>

edited 11th May '12 4:00:24 PM by Luke924

???!Pent: -Not quite notices the leaning- Hm... Looks by all rights to be Nimbasa. My, that's a long way from home...

Happiny: DELIRIUM! DELIRIUM!

Head Nurse Blissey: ANESTHESIA! ANESTHESIA!

Happiny: THERE'S NO ANESTHESIA!

Head Nurse Blissey: Then I'll have to do it the traditional way...

-readies a powerful Egg Bomb-

Magikarp: OH NO!

-Tackles Blissey-

Head Nurse Blissey: -the attack barely hurts her, but it makes her lose balance- OH! OH NO!

-Blissey falls out of the Fearow, still carying the Egg Bomb-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

-Meanwhile, back on land, a massive mob of Chansey and Audino are following the Fearow-

Chansey 1: Hey, what's that thing up there, falling fast towards us?

Chansey 2: It's a bird!

Chansey 3: It's a plane!

Audino: No... IT'S THE BOSS!

-Blissey falls on the Chansey and Audino, making the egg explode and sending Chansey and Audino flying everywhere-

Magikarp: -is watching the explosion from above- Phew!... Hey, you, Chansey Jr.! Where is this bird going?

Happiny: The helicopter? To the hospital! Look, it's just over that mountain! -points to an oddly Chansey-shaped mountain-

Magikarp: Oh, I hate hospitals. They are so white! Why couldn't they make them... I don't know, gold? Let's change direction!

Hoppip: (Gack!) M-Magikarp... (Urk) I'm sick...

Magikarp: Oh, yeah, that, I almost forgot... Okay, you win, we'll go to the hospital!

edited 11th May '12 4:22:53 PM by WackyPancake

Relic: <Okay, that is it!>

Relic pulls the oxygen mask of his face and stands up, letting put an angry chitter.

<I'm not going to any hospital! I'm going to find a Pecha Berry, then I'm going to go home and go to be, early! Now, if you'll excuse me...>

The dragon flaps his wings, then leaps off the Fearow, beginning to glide back towards Treasure Town.

<That's the last time I drink three mugs of Leppa juice in one night...>

Nimbasa

Unknown girl: (still leaning against ???!Pent, watching the view)

Treasure Town

Slowking: <How crass. Mons didn't cause all this ruckus in my day, I tell you.> -waddles off-

Happiny: Well... There goes the patient!

Wynaut: ...

Magikarp: ...

That's it, I'm done! Let's stop this bird!

Happiny: I'm afraid it's not necessary to do that...

Wynaut: Why not?

Happiny: Because the tree will already do it for us!

-the Fearow crashes into an abnormally tall Pecha Berry tree. Pecha Berries fall everywhere.-

Magikarp: You know what, Wynaut? I've decided I don't wanna be a doctor...

-the five mon fall to the floor-

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

-thud-

...

Magikarp: Ow.

edited 11th May '12 4:34:26 PM by WackyPancake

PMD A

-Zero is bounding back to Lunar cave with a explorer's bag full of orbs. He comes upon the entrance and enters-

Zero:<I'm back.>

Poe:<Oh, good. You're back. You have the orbs.>

Zero:<Yep.> -hands him the box-

Poe:<Excellent.>

Zero:-looks around- <Hey, where's Kerrin and Frigid?>

Poe:<Oh, they're a bit...busy at the moment.>

-In the back of the cave are Kerrin and Frigid, KO'd and stuck to the walls of their respective chambers-

Zero:<Oh. I'll see them later then.>

Maya:<I heard that there were some tough guards with the supplies. How'd you beat them?>

Zero:<I have may ways.>

Maya:<I suppose how doesn't matter.>

Zero:<Well, I should go. I have some business to attend to.>

Sableye:<See ya.>

-Zero bounds out of the cave-

Poe:<Maya, make sure he stays busy.>

Maya:<Got it. Say, what happened to your accent?>

Poe:<What, you actually thought I talked like that? Nonsense. I just started laying off of the Payapa shakes, that's all.>

(Silent post.)

Raisin Ruins

<You two are funny~!>

All: <Shut up, Chimecho.>

Every: <Hey, don't talk to Breeze like that!>

<Yeah, don't talk to me like that! Jerk!>

All: -twitch-

Sacred Forest

( After this. )

Gino: ...We just need to find some suspicious characters, nyan...

PMD A, other continent, Ancient Basin

-After some very familiar dungeon crawling, we arrive at the bottom of the basin-

Kelvin:<Where's the portal?>

<Should be somewhere around here.>

-I notice a lack of pillars or an arched gateway. There is only a few rocks and a pond in the room-

Kelvin:<Maybe it's that pond?>

-I stare into the pond-

<Can't hurt to try. If I don't come back up, jump in>

-I dive in, and am subsequently flipped upside down and land in Treasure town, no longer a Lanturn-

Kelvin:-waits for a few minutes- <O-Okay...here goes...>

-Kelvin jumps in, and is also flipped, but lands right side up, unlike me-

PMD A, Treasure Town

<Why is it that I'm always being affected by the portal jump?>

Kelvin:<Maybe it's my levitate?>

Treasure Town

-Magikarp, Wynaut, Happiny, Fearow, and a now cured Hoppip arrive back at Treasure Town. Hoppip is carrying a massive sack filled with berries from the Pecha Tree-

Magikarp: Why do you need so many Pecha Berries, Hoppip?

Hoppip: PREVENTION!!

-an Ash Faced Head Nurse Blissey comes running, grabs Happiny, and jumps onto the Fearow-

Head Nurse Blissey: Quick Fearow, Escape Maneuver Number 17!

-Fearow takes off, forming a huge cloud of dust and knocking the three Team Splash members backwards-

Happiny: Bye, guys!

Magikarp: -from the floor- Bye!

Hoppip: Hope to never see you again, heh...

-Fearow disappears into the sky-

...

Hoppip: Well, that's over...

-Beat-

Magikarp: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

edited 11th May '12 5:08:03 PM by WackyPancake

-I am moving/slithering/scooting through Treasure Town, looking for anyone I know-

(Silent Post)

edited 11th May '12 5:11:19 PM by WackyPancake