ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Outside the Inn

Breeze: <Okay~> -floats off to do just that-

Outside the Inn

Husk: <Good times, eh?> -flies after Breeze- <Will Every try to stop us? And if he does, do I have permission to do whatever it takes to stop him from stopping us?>

edited 6th Feb '12 8:52:21 PM by Malgent

Outside Inn

Breeze: <...No and no...>

Inn

-crawls out from under the bed and falls asleep clinging to Diesel-

New Bark Town: Prof. Elm's Lab

Felix: *reviews a bit of paper work that Prof. Elm printed up*

Zippy: *lays on his head, looking at it curiously*

Pallet Town: Prof. Oak's Lab

Fax Machine: *prints out the very same message*

Solaceon Town: Melody's Ranch

Rex: *notices his Pokegear beeping; checks the message*

Prof. Elm's Plans (Form/Text Message)

Greetings, my good fellows! I hope you are all doing well.

I have wonderful news. My research facility in New Bark Town has been granted a...grant. In order to ensure I can continue my quality of work, I have decided to not only expand my lab and hire new assistants, but also create new [zones] for the Pokemon living in these areas. For example, an Ice-Type would probably not interact as well in a forest as say a Bug or Grass-Type. Therefore, I am encouraging the creation of these zones as a means of allowing the Pokemon to be more comfortable and to encourage possible [breeding] (Any trainers who wish to have their Pokemon inhabit the same areas as someone else's will need to fill out appropriate paperwork). I am also considering installing warp tiles, courtesy of Saffron's Gym Leader Sabrina, as a means of quick transport for both humans and Pokemon that may wish to interact with their other teammates.

In order to ascertain which areas are best and which would be too over the top, I have constructed this list of possible habitats as a means of sorting out my ideas in a clear and concise way. I am entrusting you, my trusted colleagues and apprentice researchers to select one of the following options for each type and return this form/text with your choices marked/in non-textspeak. Please give this serious thought; this will affect the Pokemon in our lab very much.

Normal: (Choice A), (Choice B), (Choice C)

Fire: (Choice A), (Choice B), (Choice C)

Fighting: (Choice A), (Choice B), (Choice C)

(Etc.)

Melody's Ranch

Melody opesd the barnyard door. Behind it are various newborn and orphaned Pokemon being tended too by various other Pokemon, assumingly Jonathan's.

Melody: Now here is where a lotta trainers 'round Solaceon git there first Pokemon! These are ethier orphaned young from 'round the area, offspring of the younger Pokemon that are pushed into early retirement by their trainers or donated to us. This section grows as much as it shrinks due to the fact that some of the other ranchers around breed Pokemon for the competitive ring and so the "inadequat" offspring gits sent to us in hopes they gets a good home.

A crowd of young Pokemon start to swarm around Rex and Kim.

Melody: Heh! Would yah look at that! It seems that these lot have taken a liking to you! Maybe on the assumption that they will be adopted...

Cuno is trying to relax Humba around the orphans. While one small Zorua goes over to Phantom and starts yipping at her.

Phantom: <This little Zorua... He reminds me of Claudandus...>

Phantom starts reminiscing.

edited 7th Feb '12 12:04:45 AM by PippingFool

-Checks my Poketch-

So today's the day, huh? One year.

-A scene similar to this plays out in my mind-

Goldenrod

Reed Snorkel: <Woo-hoo!>

-the Cubone chase after Breezy-

Mossdeep

Rosary: -beams with pride- <Thanks! I like berries, you smell like you like berries, so I drew the berries liking you!>

<...do you like berries?>

Yes, I do like berries!

Tangent: -is trying to remember something he had heard at some point about Anom and berries-

Rosary: <Yay! What kinds?>

All of them! I like all the berries, though I have yet to try a Magost.

Tangent: Oh, you were a Berry Master, I heard?

Rosary: <What's a Magost Berry like? >

"Berry Master"? There's a title?

Magosts are purplish and round. You open it up and it's white and creamy on the inside. It's quite sweet, or so I heard.

Tangent: Yeah! There was this guy east of Mauville who said he was one... I think his wife was in a cult or something, though, she kept talking code words...

Rosary: <It sounds like candy?>

Oh, I know those two. His title of Berry Master is self-declared. I don't believe such a position formally exists.

Sootopolis City

Wally, Casval and I are looking around Sootopolis city and its sights. It's very unique for this place to be so isolated from the outside world.

Casval: "Hey, Mister Narrator, we're going ahead. Wally wants to see this Cave of Origin. Even if he can't enter it..."

I'm coming!

Sootopolis City outer walls

Narrator: So, how will we do this...y'know...with your condition...

Artesia: "There's little helping it. Either we dive, or I fly above the outer walls of the volcano."

Narrator: Okay then, just don't go so fast this time...

Artesia: "Fine. Let's go, Holland!"

Holland: <Haha! Don't count on it, you softie!>

-The Swellow bursts into the sky at top speed.-

Narrator: Goddammit!!!!!

edited 6th Feb '12 10:53:59 PM by Pikaninja7

Rosary: <How would I become a Berry Master?> -makes a Philososcyther expression-

Basket: -is flying over Mossdeep- <Nice view from up here... I feel like I'm forgetting something though...>

Narcoleptic!Basket: <Oh yeah, aspects taking over at random times, I should really seal my Mindscape... but too tired to sleep for now, zzzzzzz...>

-Basket falls from the sky, pinning Tangent and Anom-

Tangent: ...mmph!

Mmmmph!

With Sierra

Vyvyan starts to deadpan.

Vyvyan: <Hello old boss. I believe you are to be paying for my insurance that covers for my tattered uniform, scorched ear and (kinda) irriversible polymorph, as this blundering mess is partially your fault. Payments are to be sent by check to wherever I decide to set up shop as the sitting Rayquaza in office. Compensation fees will also be negotiated at a later date.>

Vyvyan magicks his Fedora outta no where and puts it on his head.

Vyvyan: <Pleasure doing business with you good sir.>

Cave of Origin

Fool: Wow... One year eh?

Fool gazes at the red crystals on the ceiling.

Fool: Who woulda thought...?

Mossdeep Beach

edited 7th Feb '12 2:59:27 AM by PippingFool

Slouch's Thoughts

I really should meet up with the others soon... One year anniversary and all...

...Might just watch some TV first...

Dream World

-Nick is with Matilda again, having completely forgotten about his planned shenanigans with Bernard-

Matilda: <... And not only was it a direct hit, but the creampuff actually managed to->

Bidoof: <Hey! Do you two want to scoop some Ice Cream for me?>

Nick: <I dunno. What's in it for us?>

Bidoof: <... If you do a good job... I'll give you this Shiny Thing!>

Nick: <SHINY THING?!>

Bidoof: <Yes, that's right! Your very own Shiny Thing! And all you have to do is scoop this ice cream to my satisfaction!>
<... So, whaddya say?>

Nick: <WE'LL DO IT!>

<...>

-Turns to Matilda- <... If you're OK with it, that is.>

Matilda: -Shrugs- <Sure, why not?>

<... Betcha I can scoop more ice cream than you.>

Nick: <WHAT?! Betcha you can't!>

Matilda: <Betcha I can.>

Nick: <Nuh-uh!>

Matilda: <Yuh-huh!>

Nick: <NUH-UH!>

Matilda: <YUH-HUH!>

Nick: <NUH-UH!>

Matilda: <... Hyah!> -Tackles Nick-

-The two soon create a Big Ball of Violence (Playful violence, of course) and roll off into the distance.-

Bidoof: <... -_->

- Meanwhile... -

Bernard: -Frowns-

<He'd better have a good reason for this...>

edited 16th Oct '15 1:55:36 AM by Slouch

Dream World

That F*cking Eelektross is preparing for a night of good, ol' fashioned Riptide Trollin'.

MGMT: < Heh heh! Target in sight and ready for action~!>

edited 7th Feb '12 1:22:55 AM by PippingFool

Riptide: -Is currently pacing back and forth in his Dream House, thinking.-

-Specifically, thinking about whether or not he is 'going soft', trying to convince himself otherwise, and thinking of ways to prevent it.-

Astrid: <Uncle Riptide, there's a guy that looks like a big me outside. Can we go meet him? :)>

Riptide: <...Huh?> -Snaps back into reality-

-Realises what Astrid just said-

<Um... Let's see.>

-Pokes his head out the window-

<Thinking> <Oh, Arceus... I'd recognise that smug grin anywhere. That's the pisshead, alright.>

<... N-No, Astrid... We can't.>

Astrid: <Awww. Why not? :(>

Riptide: <Never you mind...>

Astrid: -Puppy-Dog Eyes-

Riptide: <...Gyerk!> -Tries to resist-

edited 7th Feb '12 9:26:46 AM by Slouch

Dream World

MGMT is waiting outside, holding a string of some sort.

MGMT: < Take the bait Riptide~>

Riptide: <...I... Uh...>

Astrid: -More Puppy-Dog Eyes-

Riptide: <Aw, geez.>

<...Okay, you win... But just this once.>

Astrid: <^_^>

-Riptide looks around the room and grabs the first thing he sees to use as an emergency weapon-

-He slowly opens the door and cautiously pokes his head out-

Riptide: <... What do you want?!>

edited 7th Feb '12 1:43:55 AM by Slouch

Dreamworld

As soon as Riptide opens the door, a bucket of purple paint falls on him. MGMT then pulls the string which causes a pie to fly right into Riptide's face finally accumulating in a bag of flour over the body (And we all know what happens when you mix a liquid like paint with flour)

MGMT: < Poor predictable Riptide... OH WAIT!>

MGMT goes into a laughing fit.

Somewhere in Mossdeep

- Sierra quietly chuckles a little bit at Vyvyan's deadpan comments to Maxie, wondering if she should translate it, or if doing so would just draw attention to her ability to understand Pokémon -