Megavonne

<Good to know for later reference,> Latias!Sylveon observed as Colt scratched under her chin.

“And I don’t really know either,” Colt confessed as he reached into his pocket and drew Lucario’s Pokéball. “A shame Roy’s not with me right now, but I think we could Mega-Evo if he wanted to,” he muttered as the Steel-type materialized.

<Oh, are we doing this?> Lucario asked. <Okay then.>

Colt drew his wallet out from his jacket and slapped it against his upturned palm. “So, how are we gonna go about this? Just test it out now, trust falls, [The Newlywed Game]?” He offered.

Sylveon elected to keep the scarf on - this form was pretty cool.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]

Vee: -visibly overwhelming worry with drive- <Don't tell us to calm down, for your sake, friend...>

-suddenly-

Vee: -dropping instantly to the orange-red- <AAAAGH!>

-Megan's eyes widen in fear and panic at the sudden Deoxys, and Pollen is sent into a sudden daze, looking around at a world gone suddenly mad-

-there are Eggs everywhere, for one-

Megan: -gritting her teeth- No.

-she tugs back her sleeve, revealing a Z-Ring-

We...we can't lose this. We can't.

-she crosses her arms, and there's a ~schwing~, as Aura blazes from her crossed wrists, from her heart-

We WON'T!

-a blue prism within Vee's own heart starts to glooow-

-Megan goes through the motions, stiffly, her hands curled into claws-

-the sea rises again, as...tentacles, translucent and watery, but similar to Silas's own, burst out of Vee...?-

-the Z-Crystal pulses at her heart-

Vee: -huffing- <S-sorry, Silas...>

Vee used Hydro Vortex!

-blazing with life, and Ultra Energy- <BUT WE'RE NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY THAT EASY.>

-water rises from the ocean, drawn out of the air to flood into Vee as she charges forwards, transforming her for a moment into a nightmarish, massive torrent of watery energy, clawing and snapping and blasting at Silas with streams of water and titanic flippers(?) and crystalline claws(???) formed from glowing water and similar-looking material to the Waterium-Z-

-for one mon, everything dissolves-

Thespi: <Wh-wha?>

-into void, and a storm of ever-watchful letters-

Thespi: Um, what's going on?

-A P R I L F O O L S-

Huh! This didn't happen last time.

Wait, what's going on with my voice?

-S P E A K A N D W E L I S T E N ! C R Y S T A L M I N D-

-F O R T O D A Y-

Oh.

Ohohohoh...

-W H A T W I L L Y O U D O ?-

Hahahaha! Isn't it obvious?

-I'm gonna tell a story! And I'll make it—-

-...-

-actually, I am still learning, so...we'll see how it goes! ^_^;-

edited 1st Apr '18 8:40:47 AM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

-Shaun doesn't answer his phone.-

-He's lying in bed, asleep, cuddling Jessica and Shauna.-

-Seems Jess has a silver tongue.-

Jessica: "Mmm..."

-Huh? It seems her hair and fur have become pink instead of red.-

Jessica: "10 o'clock? That won't do."

-She reaches over Shaun to grab a blue sweet potato ocarina with three yellow triangles on the "mouthpiece".-

-Jessica sighs, content, as she wiggles back into place.-

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Christina: <Dears, would any of you like some tea as w->

-She sees, in addition to Camilla and anthro!Lyra, a man in a Sylveon fursuit and Espurrgirl!Elizabeth.-

Christina: <Pardon my Kalosian, but what the fuck.>

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"

-Lou wonders where his omelet went.-

Inkling!Alex: what the fuck

-Y'olk'a'ndw'hite gazes upon Arceus.-

Y'olk'a'ndw'hite:    You must know why I am here.   

-Arceus is silent.-

Y'olk'a'ndw'hite:    I have come to challenge you to ritual combat of my choosing.   

-Y'olk'a'ndw'hite, with a swish of his hand, controls the tempest of eggs. A large cloud of eggs re-forms into... two sets of computer equipment woth a familiar screen showing.-

Y'olk'a'ndw'hite: 1v1 me on club penguin ill rek yu

Just then, the two hear a surprisingly loud voice.

???: I AM LOOKING FOR THE ONE THEY CALL LEO

Leo runs out of the Pokemon Center and sees an Exploud-themed supervillain.

edited 1st Apr '18 8:53:38 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Stylus takes the watery vortex head on, <GHAAAFLAGHABABBLE!> he grumbles, then he realizes, he doesn't have a mouth, or a nose...

Stylus opens a eye, <Huh...>

He was ordered to use psychic, okay, shouldn't be too hard just focus... He hates having to, but losing on purpose would probably screw him over in the long run.

All this water... he wasn't told how to use Psychic.

Stylus took a deep breath, as best as he could since he didn't have any lungs.

And he takes control of the Vortex, Oh... oh this he would like very much.

Stylus lets out a laugh, as the water stops pounding him, surrounded in a light aura as it begins to flow around him, now in his control.

~Silas what the fuck?!~

<Sorry bro! But if I lose on purpose it won't free me... it won't count. Plus the power is very tempting and easy to get wrapped up in.>

He whips Hacks with the water, Hacks takes psychic damage and is hurt, thankfully he's got decent defense stats for a Lucario.

~OW!~

Tae sighs, "Hacks. Dark pulse."

Hacks growls and nods, flinging a dark pulse at Stylus who is hit square on.

<OOF!>

Stylus drops thew water.

edited 1st Apr '18 8:59:04 AM by EchoingSilence

Artoria wakes up. Surprisingly, everything seems normal.

Artoria: "Well this is a nice change..."

You had to jinx it, didn't you.

There's a knock at the door.

Standing there is a man wearing robes that definitely don't fit this setting or time period.

... Grima cultist?: "Have you heard the word of our lord and saviour the Fell Dragon Grima?"

Artoria: "..." -she punches the Neo-Grimleal... into and through the opposite wall of the hallway. And out of the building.-

sigh "To much to hope nothing strange was going to happen today..."

The fact that there are eggs all over the sky outside doesn't actually register yet.

Mordred: -waking up, finally.- "Morning, Artoria. Morning, Severa. Wait. Why are you human."

Severa is sitting in a chair, sharpening her sword with a whetstone. "I assumed you did something."

Mordred: "Oh right, it's the first of april."

Severa: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Artoria: "Strangeness abound, mostly."

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

Daydre hesitantly takes the knife. ".. So uh. What do I do with this, exactly? Am I supposed to uh..." She makes a stabbing motion.

Friendo: <Oh heavens no, you outright stabbing people would be inappropriate for the tone!>

"The tone?"

Friendo: -Ignoring her and continuing- <You raise it in the air and proclaim the words 猫の額! And you will be granted power unimaginable!>

"... You know that doesn't mean anything profound, it's just-"

Friendo shushes her. Daydre gives them A Look, but does what they say. As soon as the words are out of her mouth, the kitchen knife shines and Daydre is enveloped in light.



Daydre is suddenly naked in a shadowy void. As the music continues, pieces of a frilly grey, red and white Zorua themed costume appear on her body. When the music ends, the void disperses and she lands back on the street, striking a pose.

"... Uh. Hey, Friendo. Quick question."

Friendo: <Hm?>

"What The Fuck"

off the shits

Leo: *puts phone back and points at the Exploud-themed villain all heroic-like* HEY, YOU!

???: AH, YOU HAVE COME TO FACE THE EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD?

Leo: First of all, *yelling* STOP YELLING!

EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD: YOU FIRST!

Leo: YOU FIRST!

Hothead!Blitzwing: BE QUIET! BOTH OF JOU!

EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD: STAY OUT OF THIS, RUST BUCKET!

Hothead!Blitzwing: VHAT DID JOU CALL ME?!

Leo: *somehow out-yells both of them* ENOUGH!

EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD: ...

Hothead!Blitzwing: ...

edited 9th Apr '18 7:06:51 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

-Everyone here is looking outside at the chaos-

Jared: Cool!

Jackie: What the hell is going on?

-Blorp-

Alphos: Well look if it isn't a fresh batch of newbies! This is gonna be fun!

Steve: Well, I recognize Alli at least. Hi Alli!

-Alli waves akwardly-

Gabe:

Neon: Are you with the School?

Alphos: We're the monseurs of mischeif, the princes of pranks, the barons of baloney, Alphos and Steve!

Steve: And we're gonna have a good time~

Jean: Lovely.

Aphrodite: -was staying on the Stormchaser and thus is here too- Oh no, you are not going to-

-the pair snap their fingers-

edited 1st Apr '18 9:58:48 AM by Umbramatic

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Leo: *fires a warning Night Shade near EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD*

EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD: IDIOT! GHOST DOESN'T AFFECT NORMAL-TYPES!

Leo: Exactly. *fires a Focus Blast at EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD*

The Focus Blast launches EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD into the sky.

EXTRAVAGANT EXPLOUD: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *ding*

(Faceswap)

Icy!Blitzwing: Somezhing tells me ve have.

edited 9th Apr '18 7:13:05 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Ever: No— look!

-Ever points at Brie, who has transformed into a tower of various bird mons. As PEFE!Every turns around, a speck of dust gets in Ever's eyes, causing him to blink-

PEFE!Every: At what? It's just Brie.

...To clarify, Brie, I'm perfectly happy to see you. But you don't seem in any way out of the ordinary.

Brie: I— I was just a bunch of birds, though!

PEFE!Every: It is significantly more parsimonious that the two of you are attempting to play a joke. Unless you're implying that things are only strange when I am not observing them.

-given that, behind PEFE!Every, Ever is currently sprouting the features of various deep sea creatures, that does seem to be the gist of things-

-Brie sighs-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

[April Fool's Post]

I'm done here.

The three people from earlier are putting on their play and are suddenly pelted with eggs.

The stage is destroyed by a missile from beyond.

The audience all dons hoods and begins eating omlettes.

Jay just laughs at Silas' response.

Jay: "Okay, good! Now! Hit him hard! Zen Headbutt!"

Geoffrey meanwhile, seeing both of them focus on Stylus decdes.

Geoffrey: "So, supoort... I can do that.'

"Alright, how about Attract!"

Lonely Heart: <Heh, not usually one for that kinda stuff myself, but...>

He forms a heart and shoots it at Vee, thinking he'd have a better chance with her than with Hacks.

Aladdin, Jasmine, and the royal guard are here, wearing formal attire which is all tye-dyed.

Those who came in would probably be nearby.

A Makuhita calls attention to the group.

Sultan: <Ah, everyone. Though I'm not sure what prompted all of our clothing to look like... this... that won't hamper my announcement.>

<That being that I shall be appointing Aladdin as my Royal Vizier!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Later, Leo had decided to get a Casteliacone at a shop that was selling them. For whatever reason, nobody at all had paid any mind to the masked half-Golurk person as he paid for his ice cream. They must've thought it was just a really good cosplay.

Leo: *quiet voice because he was yelling too much* Thanks, ma'am. *leaves a tip before he leaves the shop*

edited 6th Apr '18 11:46:26 AM by Reuknighted

[insert something relating to myself here]

Braid: <That's Cayenne. She married into the family.>

<The dragon is Sammy. He did not marry into the family but he calls Cayenne mom so I guess he's still your cousin or something?>

-Nelly winces at Marco's bite-

Nelly: Jeepers, I just had to deal with a townwide Mew enchantment.

-seeing him slip his team belt off-

Good call.

April 1st

-Hazard may notice that his cell bars are vibrating like harp strings fromhis ill-advised attack. Presumably on account of the date-

edited 1st Apr '18 10:19:45 AM by Tangent128

Do you highlight everything looking for secret messages?

Artoria, Mordred, and Severa are currently outside, being chased by a group of risen led by a pair of Neo-Grimleal.

Artoria: "I am so very confused right now..."

Severa: "Just run! We can't take on a group that size on our own!"

A wall of shadow appears in front of the trio, which they slam into.

Severa: "Hmpf. That's not good. Nothing for it but to stand and fight."

Artoria takes off her scarf. Nothing happens.

Concerning.

Artoria: "... Oh."

Mordred tries the same thing to the same result.

Severa: "Great. Can you two fight like this?"

Artoria: "Not well..."

Severa: "Stay behind me then. I can't have you two die before you show me to my friends." She draws her sword, settling into a practiced guard. "Mother... watch over me. I won't lose anyone again!"

Turns out the Neo-Grimleal are apparently shitty necromancers and any of the Risen that get anywhere near Severa are cut to pieces, the vast majority just vanishing into mist, seemingly summoned from Elsewhere.

That said, they don't stop coming.

And cleaving through undead gets tiring.

Severa: "No... Not like this. We beat Grima. I won't lose to a bunch of half-rate necromancers trying to revive his cult!"

Artoria looks around for something that can be used as a weapon, and finding nothing, raises her fists. She steps forward, and suddenly a suit of armor◊ appears on her, an invisible weapon appearing in her hand.

Confusing mostly her, because the Risen are zombies, Mordred's busy with the same thing happening, though different armor and weapon, Severa's busy fighting the Risen, and the Neo-Grimleal are busy summoning more Risen.

She steps to the side, and gives an experimental slash with Definitely-Not-Excalibur-In-Invisible-Air, obliterating a dozen or so Risen.

Severa: "... I thought you said you couldn't fight like this!"

Artoria: "I thought I couldn't!"

Mordred, meanwhile, is definitely enjoying herself, tearing through swathes of the Risen.

A figure teleports in behind the swarm of zombies.

Kasumi: "Hey, uh, could you guys just surrender? That'd make it easier."

Severa': -snarls- "Never!"

Kasumi: "Oh, uh, then we're fighting I guess."

She raises Grima's Truth, unleashing a blast of shadow towards the trio.

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.

-Well this is concerning-

-Alli is now literally a clone of her sister, down to the outfit◊-

Alli: When I said I wanted to take after her I didn't mean like this. >_<

-Jean is a Lycanroc-person again and trying to shoot down eggs in a starfighter-

'Jean: THERE ARE SO MANY!

-Jackie is now a Morphic-style Salamence-human hybrid-

Jackie: Ugh, and I thought the random shifting was bad.

-She is clutching a neon bulb-

Neon Bulb: Why am I so small? Why don't I have any hands?

-Gabe is now a fey lord-

Lord Gabe: Bow before me, mortals!

-Jared is literally Nicolas Cage-

Jared Cage: Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?

-Aphrodite is now a cultist of the coming eggpoacalypse-

Priestess Aphrodite: AKNOWLEDGE YOUR YOLKY OVERLORD OR PERISH

-any of them may be interacted with-

Contact Me!

 ??? 

-Notices the letter-

Huh?

-And starts reading-

Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.

Banquo: <Gotcha...>

<In that event...>

He changes into human form and gives a wave at Cayammy.

A giant, pink, spiky, rabbit-like beast jumps into the fray near the others, having dispatched a Risen.

Taguel: <D-Don't hurt Severa! She's my sister and we need to repopulate!>

Hazard sees that they are vibrating like strings, thinks for a bit, manages to pull some scissors out of hammerspace, cuts the strings, and tries to leave the cage.

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

-This is the letter.◊-

-Cayenne yelps in surprise as Banquo transforms, but nonetheless waves-

Cayenne: Oh, Giratina, gods, you frightened me! Be careful with your transformations! But yes, hello, Braid, and hello, stranger! Do I...

-She looks at him for a moment-

Cayenne: Do I know you? You certainly seem rather Macraul-adjacent.

Sammy: -sniffsniff- <Do you have an armband like Cayenne's?>

edited 1st Apr '18 10:44:07 AM by BittersweetNSour

Mezzo: Waitwaitwait. You're saying that you, and by extension this time period's version of you...

Gail: Uh huh.

Mezzo: You're not actually my little sister, you're my mother? But that doesn't... argh.

-Mezzo clutches her head in her hands-

Gail: Time travel is weird like that.

Mezzo: And why did you have to show up and tell me this now? While you're pregnant with... me?

Gail: I wanted you to finally know the truth!

Mezzo: And this is it? The truth?

Gail: Yeah! Ask your parents! Or well, they're actually your grandparents.

Mezzo: Ugh.

-Fireball finds himself atop a mechanical tower of some sort-

-the sky is covered by deep red clouds, and as he walks further, he finds that the tower is covered in bloodstains-

-then, the image of his father with the bloodshot eyes appears-

Icicle: <   Found you.   >

-Fireball pounces at him, and he vanishes into thin air-

-another image appears, and Fireball pounces again-

Fireball: <You can't get away!>

-it disappears too; this cycle goes on for a few minutes, and every time Fireball nearly catches him, but Icicle disappears at the last second-

-eventually, he collapses to the ground in exhaustion, and Icicle looms over him-

-Icicle laughs again, and Fireball screams-

Icicle: <   So many souls to play with, so little time. Wouldn't you agree?   >

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Zippy: <Yup. I'll see what I can find; I've seen mons get around it.>

-aaaand miscellaneous fishmons fall from the sky-

Logan, Addie:

-siiigh-

Logan: April Fool's...

Addie: <Ever since the flipping J-Team...>

-Megan is speechless at this point-

-healed by the influx of water, Vee manages to tank the Psychic tossing around-

Vee: <ACK!>

-and is dropped-

<Well it's good to see SOMEONE'S enjoying himself...>

-she swirls back and inward, into the air around the Z-Crystal, to resemble Silas's form, translucent and with a prismatic rather than spherical core-

-looking down at her "hands"- <A pale imitation.>

-balling them into fists, then shifting to "Attack Forme"- ~It'll have to do.~

-...aaand sudden Attract💗-

Megan: ...Shhhhhit!

Vee: -fake-alien pupils dilating- <...>

<...aww, you're so adorable!>

-shifting to "Defense Forme", she zooms over and scoops up Lonely Heart in sheetlike appendages, cuddling him up to her-

<Gosh you're so cute! I could just hug you, and squeeze you, and call you—>

-and the rest of her lights up with a painful, flashing aurora, maybe potentially blindingly bright, but much, much less focused than it would have been-

Vee used Signal Beam!

-a scrawny but muscly young man with a spear and a girl in a yellow dress hugging a quality staff to herself show up-

-they don't have phones, and have no idea why they're here-

Donnel: -skewering a Risen- Oh no ya don't!

Lissa: -holding up an Arcfire tome- You monsters can't show up here! It's nice here!

Well, Ylisse's nice too.

-flamethrowering a mass of them- YOU DON'T GET TO SHOW UP THERE ANYMORE EITHER!

-Ceal and Thespi are indeed here, in cotton-candy and nebula-baby tye-dye, respectively, looking around at everything with wonder-

-(there's some letters flowing in the whites of the latter's eyes)-

-(or is there...?)-

-(eh, it's probably nothing)-

-(there's some nervous muttering behind the curtain)-

-(and then)-

-✨I, in human form, slide out!✨-

Me: Hello, everyone!

-there's cheering, probably! I'm dressed to the nines in my classic magician's suit, and suave as can be!-

Me: Gosh, it's so good to see you all here today! So good. Glad you could all be here for my first ever mystery-magical performance!

-applause, cheers!-

It's something new I'm trying—it's got a little improv, a bit of plot, some stellar special effects, however it turns out...It's a special show! For a special day, not only because it's April Fool's Day, for all you J-Teamers out there—

-wink-

-I take off my hat, and start pulling some Eggs out, tossing them into the air above me-

It's also Easter! You know, that day with the eggs and the candy...

-I put my hat back on and dance across the stage, catching the first as it comes back down, then the next, starting a juggling routine-

Some good food, some laughs—

-some graze the ceiling, dislodging some more Eggs, since the ceiling is Eggs, since the sky is Eggs-

Spending time with those dear to us—

-despite the increased number, and my drifting attention, the juggling complicates, never faltering-

To celebrate the beginning of everything, with the Egg in the void, at the dawn of time.

-I pause, with a contemplative look, juggling all the while-

-standing still, arms in motion- This...is a beginning for me, I think.

-suddenly, the Eggs I catch by some deft movement of the hand vanish into an impossible space, one by one-

-as I do so, looking into the audience's eyes- A first try, a new telling.

-I catch one last Egg (a Castform Egg) and hold it out, as the spotlight narrows on it-

-a wistful, honest smile- I hope you enjoy it.

-and the Egg slips from my fingers, time seeming to slow as I vanish into the curtains behind, the background darkening to void as I depart, as the Egg holding all attention-

-it slowly, slowly makes its way toward the ground as the music reaches a fever pitch, vision zooming, locking in, then-

FLASH

A World

-in an instant, a world seems to unfold-

-forming from nothing as the light swells-

-mountains form amid blowing sand, clouds dispensing snow and rain on their peaks, beneath a bright sun-

-shards, specks of light from red to blue, dimming to gray, settle over the landscape as time passes in an eyeblink-

-we narrow in on-

---

-a woman, dressed in blue travelling gear, uncertain, a young fairy knight by her side, walking down a path-

---

-a clockmaker, bartender maybe, polishing their wares, listening to the tales passersby tell, various items behind them-

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-a young, tangle-haired individual sleeping with a smile, turning over as in the background two figures discuss something-

---

-and so it begins-

edited 1st Apr '18 11:07:13 AM by Asterisk395

No mind to think. No will to break.

Mauville

Lila looked up and saw the fishmons.

Lila: Oh God. I wonder if I could catch one?

A Magikarp landed on Lila's face.

Lila: Aaagh! Get this Magikarp off my face!

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.

-Aphrodite shows up near Logan and Lila-

Aphrodite: These Magikarp are enroaching on the domain of our Yolk And Savor! They must fall!

-a certain someone flaps in-

Grima:    Woah woah woah these cultists and Risen aren't mine?   

edited 1st Apr '18 10:58:46 AM by Umbramatic

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