Some Rando
Best Berry B2
“I’m gonna have to take you up on that offer,” Colton observed, electing to step aside for now as he let the battle occur.
He decided to take the opportunity to practice his shadow-porting skills. Now, he couldn’t teleport like Pent could, but he did have the ability to meld into the shadows. Kinda like [Vivian].
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
B is starting to be worn down, “You may just have what it takes. You have both done very well.”
The Pen pats Pent a bit, -Hey anyone got any medicine... or gatorade... My buddy isn't looking too hot here, we're gonna need some help.-
As people place their hands on the crystal, they suddenly see the world through the Grand Darkrai's eyes, quite frankly, the forest around them is tiny.
JD clenches a fist and prepares to assault the two Neo-Flare grunts, only to hear.
“COMRADES! YOU WOULD INSULT OUR FOES SO?!”
JD instantly looks confused, “what the fu-”
Out steps a large musclebound man, about 7 feet in height, “Arceus...” JD mumbles as he steps out.
“I am Hans. Yes only one word. That is all you get.”
JD looked over the giant and just kept wondering, confused as to what he was seeing. “Are you... natural?”
“Hm? OH! The physique! Well little one-” “I'm 6'2”...” “-You see, it is rather simple, mother taught me to take care of myself to become big. And I did! Ate well, exercised every day. Now I am big! Is that simple!”
JD wanted to protest, but decided against it... “Okay... I'll handle the big guy.”
Hans proceeded to laugh, laugh hard, “My enemy! You do not even measure up to my left tit! And you don't carry pokeballs, how could you fight?”
JD put his laser blaster away, he observed the large Flare-ite. A infinity ring on his left hand, “I'm more than what I appear. I can handle it.”
“No... You could not handle my subordinate!”
“Subordinate?”
Hans tossed his singular pokeball, it opened...
<FLARE SCIENCE IZ ZE BEST IN ZE WORLD!>
A Machamp stood there, and proceeded to pose with Hans, “MY RIGHT HAND! STROHEIM!”
<A CHALLENGER?! MY BODY HAS BEEN TEMPERED AND IMPROVED! NEO-FLARE HAS PROVIDED THE BEST TRAINING REGIMEN AND SUPPLEMENTS TO IMPROVE MY GRAND BODY!>
JD cracked his neck and tossed aside his Trenchcoat “Really now? What kind of supplements?”
Hans and Stroheim looked confused, “Hold the fuck up,” Hans began holding up a hand, “How did yo-”
JD threw a punch straight into Stroheim's gut. Stroheim braced but felt the impact, even being sent back a foot.
<...Such power...>
“What was that? What are you some kind of Psychic?”
JD smirked, rolling up his sleeves, “No but I can learn psychic moves.”
“Stroheim... Discipline this fool... I will deal with him if possible.”
<VERY WELL!>
Stroheim launched straight at JD, tossing a series of Dynamic Punches, JD dodged a few but was still struck, he toughed it out. Still grinning, “Got another one in ya?”
Stroheim fuhmed and posed, charging a attack, <Let us see how you handle the enhanced Neo-Flare HYPER BEA- PLUGH!!!>
He was promptly decked in the face and lost concentration, “You know, I wonder why people don't do that more. Take a opportunity to just deck their opponents when they are charging a attack. It's not as if they are guarded.”
Stroheim in a fury tossed a Karate chop, striking JD, who was staggered from the attack and backed up, a bit dazed from the sudden attack. “Not to self, upgrade body to resist staggering if possible.”
The two were back at it, Stroheim tossing out a series of punches, even at one point going <MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA>, JD was hit by a few but toughed them out. “You're probably wondering, “How is this fool taking this?” answer, it's easy.”
Stroheim screamed in Frustration, ignoring the fact that JD did have a few bruises and was in fact bleeding from the mouth. <STAY DOWN AND LOSE ALREADY YOU IDIOT!>
Stroheim through another fist, JD recognizing his luck was about to run out, ducked and dodged, the fist impacted a wall and cracked it hard.
<NEO FLARE SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN ZE- Hugh!!>
Another chop, and down Stroheim went. Hans stood there, and then shrugged, “Very good.”
“No racist comment or anything? No anger?”
“My enemy, you mistake me, I care not for the Neo-Flare politics-” “Then why are you working for them you fucking idiot” “-I only care for strength and power! With them I can make myself even stronger and they have allowed me access to tools.”
JD stood there for a moment, unsure of what to say, “Okay... so you're not a bigoted powermad prick, you're just a powermad prick. I'm sorry, got my supervillains mixed up, I'll remember that for next time.”
Hans looked over, “Mock me all you like, but I could twist everyone's heads in Neo Flare off like Bottlecaps.”
“Then why don't you?”
Hans frowned, “I will enjoy breaking your bones.”
He twisted the ring, a construct Mace appearing in hand, he begun to swing at JD who attempted to stay out of range.
“Okay JD, think tactically. Large size, massive amount of muscle, no flexibility, clearly I can make use of refle-”
Those thoughts were quickly dashed as a large fist almost hit him, “Okay not slow and clearly flexible!”
Hans laughed, “COWER BEFORE THE MIGHT OF INFINITE ENERGY! SURRENDER AND YOU MAY JUST LIVE! I COULD HA- PLUGRH!”
“Okay monologing allows me to hit you, good. By the way...”
“Vhut?”
“Giga Impact?”
“Vhait vha-”
JD drew back a fist and hit Hans straight in the gut, the large figure being knocked a good half a foot before stumbling over. He got up again and instantly lost his lunch, JD checked his knuckles, bruised.
Hans looked collected and calm, “You know, that was rather clever... Taking advantage of my moment of weakness, my lack of focus. Thank you for reminding me... Now you die.”
Hans darted over, JD didn't have time to react, “Damn he's fast!”, and down Hans brought the Mace, it collided straight with JD's face sending him to the floor, blood starting to pool around his form.
Hans looked at the Mace and saw the blood and skin still gripped to it, “Very good, if you're still alive, Simply apologize and I will grant you a qui-”
JD's body suddenly moved, it got up without using his hands, simply seeming to be lifted like a ragdoll off the ground. JD stood up and gripped onto his head, with a sick crack he snapped it back into place. A very upset looking individual standing before Hans, the left half of his face missing skin, revealing a black carbon skull with a unpleasant glowing yellow metal eye.
“You're gonna pay for that asshole, those skin cultures aren't cheap.”
Hans was shocked, “Are... Are you even human?”
“More human than you and your waffle SS. The time for fun is over, you know the secret, I'm gonna bend your spine like a pretzel.”
Hans swung again but JD caught his wrist, “Tactical analysis complete. You lack creativity.”
Hans heard a sick crack as his wrist was bent and his hand was displaced, he roared out in pain before feeling the wind leave his lungs as JD struck his abdomen, “Large body must sustain energy and proper oxygenation to blood-flow. No air in lungs leaves target gasping as lungs collapse from impact. Don't worry, you're not gonna die. Interpol may have use for you.”
Hans felt his knee give out, “You got distracted again, ruining my handsome face was a very, very bad idea.”
JD struck Hans in the face, down he went, JD recalled Stroheim for Hans and kicked the unconscious form into a corner, “I have no use for you.”
JD's body took a knee as a Porygon Z flew out of it and observed the body, “Spent months sculpting that face and in one blow it gets ruined... figures.”
He ducked back in and turned to the other battle, picking up his coat and drawing his blaster, “Anyone require any assistance?”
edited 30th Nov '17 4:08:59 PM by EchoingSilence
The Flamebringer
And then the report landed on her computer's notifications anyhow.
Natalie: "Well, fuck."
All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
Meet The New Boss
Best Berry B2
-The Araquanid goes down-
-the doors to B 3 F open-
-A few X-Nauts filter down-
X-Naut!Ampharos: <Team Umbra's occupied keeping upstairs under control.. We'll accompany you all for now.>
Neo Flare B1
-the figure guarding Shun moves out of the shadows, revealing herself to be Giselle-
Giselle: -to JD- Subduing the two normal mons would be nice!
edited 30th Nov '17 4:33:09 PM by Umbramatic
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pain peko
-Shaun pulls out a granola bar and offers it to Pent.-
Jessica: <What's this do?>
-She hops onto a crystal and immediately reels.-
Jessica: <Cooolll...>
Tsunami: <Not touching that.>
Shaun: "You think I don't know that?"
-Aela is out looking for the newest Companions.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Some Rando
Best Berry F Negative 2
From the shadows, Colton smirked. Even if there wasn’t mega-evolution involved, he and/or Rei could handle this, doubtless. He left the shadows, close to Ampharos and struck. Or tried to; he was just winging it.
Galant Groudon
Colton approached B. “Did we win yet?” He asked.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
-Hyp offers Pent an energy drink with his figure on it, giving a thumbs up-equivalent next to a Z Crystal
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edited 30th Nov '17 6:04:57 PM by CorvusAtrox
"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every
Fwomph
Grand Darkrai
-Not even particularly caring what these are, Pent grabs them and starts devouring them-
BB Raid B2
-Pent just silently heads down to that third basement floor, surely it can't be far now...-
edited 30th Nov '17 5:41:26 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Meet The New Boss
Grand Dad Darkrai
Duolis: -shifts to human- Pent, are you all right?
Anna: Wooooh, this is hella tri-
Gina: -pulls her away- Stop.
AU Airship
Locke: Soooooo, you want a tour?
Magmar: <It's a pretty nice place!>
edited 30th Nov '17 5:55:59 PM by Umbramatic
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pain peko
Shaun: "Sure. Why the hell not?"
edited 30th Nov '17 6:07:18 PM by SwiftSeraph
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
The Pokémon Genius
Iron Aux Base
Zrone: -He stiffens as people file out- "... Yes, ma'am? What do you need?"
-He feels a sense of foreboding-
-His electronic eye constricts to the point where the visible light "iris" is no larger than a pinhead-
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Flying Colors
Best Berry Building — B2
-Kaito nods to the Ampharos-
Kaito: Sounds good. Wonder what the Berry Boys have in store for us down below!
-They switch out Doopliss for Avada.-
Kaito: Mind keeping a psychic eye out for anything else that might catch us off guard? Whether it's a giant Araquanid or some sort of trap or whatever else.
Avada: <Right.>
-He scans the next room as they descend.-
Best Berry Building — F3
Anabel: Damn. Looks like destruction's the only thing these guys understand. Let's bust down those doors manually!
Entei: <ENTEI JUST SMASHED A SUPER HUGE ROBOT! NO DOOR IS A THREAT TO ENTEI!>
-He barrels full-power into the doors.-
Raikou: <Wait nyan hold on that's— >
-CLANG!-
Raikou: <...Dangerous.>
Entei: <ENTEI'S HEAD REGRETS THINGS>
Jimmy pokes his head out, "Well god damn hope that doesn't come outta my pay cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Meet The New Boss
Some Rando
Best Berry Basement
With Colton’s complete lack of experience, it ended with him pratfalling behind Ampharos. And then he realized. “Oh, you’re on our side,” he said sheepishly. “I’m just... I’m just gonna...” He dashed downstairs, saying nothing even on arrival.
[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
Meet The New Boss
Best Berry 3F
-Entei does manage to make a big dent-
Bartelby: <We just need a bit more force!>
-he Transforms into a Manmoswine and rams the doors-
Best Berry B 3 F
-There are seemingly just a bunch of guards here, guarding rows upon rows of Poke Balls-
-One sends out a Druddigon-
-Another sends out a Kanto Exeggutor-
-Yet another sends out a Houndoom-
AU Airship
-Locke, Shizuo, and the Magmar lead Shaun in-
edited 30th Nov '17 7:35:29 PM by Umbramatic
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-Sol starts at Helios's appearance, but answers as he scans the doorframe-
Sol: Most aliens do not find our planet's eccentricities as... endearing... as Cycle did.
-Ton's group, meanwhile, sees Entei's progress and elects to contribute-
Ton: Soften it up with a Solarb- I mean, Hamon!
Presta: -makes a parabolic reflector around BreBre with Light Screen to focus his attack more-
BreBre: <With pleasure! DOOR MELTING SUNLIGHT YELLOW... OVERDRIVE!>
BreBre used an only slightly more powerful Solarbeam, but way more dramatically!
edited 30th Nov '17 7:43:25 PM by Tangent128
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pain peko
-Shaun follows.-
"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
Mew!Blitz: <Okay, that didn't work...>
-Head shake-
-The screaming isn't helping-
-At Jimmy- ~Could you maybe just chill? We're gonna get you out of here too but you're giving me a headache!~
-He shifts back into human Blitz form and sends an Aggron out-
Blitz: -Pointing- "Alright Stark, help them bust the doors down!"
Stark: <'Kay!>
-Spies the scrapped mech as he turns to do so-
-Stares longingly-
Blitz: "Snacking after breaking"
-Stark nods and charges the door!-
edited 30th Nov '17 8:00:47 PM by BlitzTrain
The Wanderer
Best Berry 3F, past
Helios: -To Sol- <Like... the Space Ampharos?>
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Meet The New Boss
Flying Colors
Best Berry Building — B3
Kaito: Huh. Is this it?
Avada: <No, it's not. Something's definitely up.>
Kaito: Should have figured. Any specifics?
Avada: <Still working on that.>
-Avada braces himself in case any of the Pokemon attack, but otherwise keeps scanning for Suspicious Stuff-
Best Berry Building — 3F
-Entei shakes his head, and reorients himself-
Entei: <ENTEI WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS DOOR IS DEFEATED!>
-He tries to soften the door with Sacred Fire. Meanwhile, Anabel and Raikou look toward each other-
Anabel: I think now's our turn to use a Z-Move.
Raikou: <Gladly, nyan!>
-She does an Electrium Z pose, and Raikou unleashes a Gigavolt Havoc on the door. Meanwhile, her Salamence uses Dragon Rush, her Lucario a Focus Blast, and Looker's Arcanine a Flare Blitz of his own.-
-By the way, Looker has returned from his investigations. The Z-Crystal was already taken before he got to it.-
-Alas.-
Fwomph
BBRB 3
-Pent sighs and goes rummaging to basically get as many pokeballs he feels safe using down here in the depths of an enemy base-
Let's see... Water types definitely...
Dark Dankrai
I'm fine, just went... No I didn't go overboard on that. I consented and that was my mistake when the Pen went overboard. Too much power drain.
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Jimmy stops screaming and takes a deep breath, "What the everloving FUCK is going on here? Why are there legendaries?!"
-Sorry kid. Seems we still got a ways to go before I can properly channel your body as a medium, or you can handle more than a few Gasters.-
The pen thought for a moment, -I'll explain it in better detail later.-
Best Berry 3F
-Nope, there's a teleport blocker-
Neo-Flare B 1 F
Trina: SHIT
-Someone slips from the shadows and joins Brie in guarding Shun, while Trina tosses the Aggron aside and lunges for its Trainer, aiming for the Infinity Ball. Meanwhile Jared and Jean fight their way down to B 2 F... as Jean's bag shakes-
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