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Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#483551: Mar 3rd 2016 at 6:07:07 PM

CU - Little Toy Shop (Of Personal Issues!)

Whole point Mondo, this place is what you dislike!

-He backs off and checks his pockets before drawing his card-

Pokesona Orpeheus, need some help over here!

-The card ignites in his hand and burns away orange before Orpheus appears in it's masculine appearance-

Alright, Hidden Power!

-The Clefairy nods and concentrates before firing a burst of elemental fire at one of the assembled Shadows-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#483552: Mar 3rd 2016 at 6:45:44 PM

Jubilife - Today

@~Izshta: Responded to the snowball at the same time you posted for the past, sorry =)

-The Aranine wags gently as he puts his muzzle against Ignia's back and leans into the hug-

Ammon: <Woof~>

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#483553: Mar 3rd 2016 at 6:47:27 PM

Jubilife

-Giant doggie floofpets-

Iggy:How ya doin, Mr. Ammon? How's Mr. Blitz? =D

Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#483554: Mar 3rd 2016 at 7:03:29 PM

So you did. She's a Gardevoir, by the way.

Jubilife

-Dunyazade continues to make more snowballs and pelt them at Green Coat, barely able to contain her laughter.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#483555: Mar 3rd 2016 at 7:34:58 PM

Jubilife - Today

Thanks

Blitz: "Ack!"

-He covers his head with an arm as the snowballs levitate at him, and dives under the large snowball (more of a snow bolder) the Aggron was rolling-

"Stark, someone's cheating, where's it coming from?!"

-Stark blinks in surprise, and starts looking around-

Ammon <I'm doing good>

-He chuckles warmly and tilts his head at Blitz trying to get a look out from behind his temporary fortification-

<Blitz looks a bit busy at the moment, but he's been alright>

edited 3rd Mar '16 7:35:15 PM by BlitzTrain

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#483556: Mar 3rd 2016 at 7:45:15 PM

Jubilife

Iggy:Oh! That's good~.

-Petpetpet-

Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#483557: Mar 3rd 2016 at 9:20:55 PM

Jubilife

Dunyazade: -   Evil Laughter!   - Your fortifications will not save you!

-starts pelting the snowballs from behind the snowboulder, with somewhat... less accuracy. Because, you know, line of sight and all that.-

edited 3rd Mar '16 9:22:14 PM by Izshta

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#483558: Mar 4th 2016 at 12:51:11 AM

CU - Toy Store

-Mondo steps away from the shadows cutting him off from the group-

Mondo: <Wah, where did those come from?!>

Shadow!Mondo: <Oh, don't you worry about that>

-Mondo turns back to face the golden-eyed Clefary since the beetles seem more interested in the party than him-

<But with that friend of yours spouting off confidential information like that, no point hiding who I am!>

Mondo: <Yeah, you're the bad guy here>

Shadow!Mondo: <Nono, you've got it all wrong. How can I be the enemy when I'm you, and you're me?>

-Mondo pauses in the middle of reaching for his card-

Mondo: <What? How does that make any sense?!>

-He shakes his head and jabs himself in the chest with a thumb-

<Seriously, there's only one of me. Even if it was possible I wouldn't get caught dead at a tea party of all things! You'll have to do better than that to impersonate me ya freak>

Shadow!Mondo: <Oh reeeeaaally? That's not what Uta seems to think>

-Mondo glares as the Shadowmon chuckles and pets the Wigglytuff plushie seated at the table-

<Unless you were trying to forget about that little incident at the cafe? Of course, I wouldn't blame you. You really screwed up that one. I'm not sure that poor girl will ever forgive you. A shame, she was a cutie>

-Mondo twitches in irritation-

Mondo: <Th-that's none of your business!>


-The two Beetles on the group's right stagger from the gleam and the Water Pulse, both hunker down and launch a series of 2 Pin Missiles at Dacarabia and 4 for Jiraiya-

-The left-middle screeches from the Hidden Power, and claws 5 times at Orpheus for Fury Swipes-

-The Beetle on the left attempts to Brick Break Izanagi as it's clawed-

Jubilife

-Ammon lays next the the girl and wags as he's pet more-

Ammon: <Rrr~What about you?>

-Blitz is pelted by a few more snowballs, but manages to dodge a few others thanks in part to the decreased accuracy-

Blitz: "Stark, you see anything yet??"

Stark: <Hmm...>

-The Aggron apparently ignores any stray snowballs that might have struck him as he finally spots the source of the laughter-

<Gardevior, over there!>

-He points-

Blitz: "Ngh, If that's Senshi, I swear-"

-His thought is cut off by a snowball to the face-

"Gah- Well help me get him back then!"

-Blitz manages to get a couple roughly packed balls of snow to fling back in the direction Stark pointed. Stark takes a few moments before deciding to make a new chunk of snow to fling instead of picking up the one Blitz was still using as cover-

edited 4th Mar '16 6:18:01 AM by BlitzTrain

ILoveDogs from Lunn Guyland Since: May, 2010 Relationship Status: Hounds of love are hunting
#483559: Mar 4th 2016 at 5:31:44 AM

CU Toystore, Past

-Jiraiya is, thankfully, able to dodge the barrage of Pin Missiles sent his way, and responds with another Water Pulse-

Another green world.
Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#483560: Mar 4th 2016 at 5:39:30 AM

CU Toy Shope

-The Staryu is hit haaaard-

Lane:G...Gyargh!

-Lane staggers back-

=Decarabia then fires a Bubblebeam at his group-

Jubilife

Iggy:I keep practicin for stuff, but I dunno if I should go anywhere without Mama or Papa...

-She goes for belly scratches-

keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#483561: Mar 4th 2016 at 6:03:03 AM

CU Toystore, Past

-While Izanagi is quick to attempt a dodge, even his nimbleness isn't enough to dodge the Brick Break, it is enough to stay in the game as Arahabaki's Reflect screen shatters, which unfortunately causes the the rest of the team's Reflect protection to be nullified.-

Ren: GAAAAA— aaahhh... That's a bit better...

-Ren's scream was cut short by Mendel having Pythagoras use Heal Pulse on Izanagi.-

Mendel: I hate to state the obvious here Mr. Clavis, but you aren't going to be able to take another attack like that.

Ren: I REALLY need to as Jacob or Edge on tips on using Aron...

-Ren grips the shaft of his cane as Izanagi's spear-glaive forms once again in the Aron's claws, the edge and point of the blade honed to an ultra-fine level the blade reflects the light of the room with a vengeful air. With synchronized movements Ren and Izanage raise their pole arms while glaring at the offending Grave Beetle.-

Ren: METAL BURST!

-With identical movements, Ren and Izanagi's polearms arc through the air. The former using the physical exertion to focus his mind, the latter to attempt to deliver a retaliatory strike that will deal much greater damage than Izanagi received.-

edited 4th Mar '16 6:04:37 AM by keys2tkingdom

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
AZealousIndividual See ya from better wikis Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
See ya
#483563: Mar 4th 2016 at 9:05:35 AM

Jubilife City

-Gui is once again disguised as a Zorua and wandering the city with some of Savannah's mons. They are open for interaction.-

edited 4th Mar '16 9:06:38 AM by AZealousIndividual

I'm done here.
Izshta The Flamebringer from Mor Ardain Since: Sep, 2015 Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
The Flamebringer
#483564: Mar 4th 2016 at 10:20:11 AM

Jubilife

Dunyazade: <Crap!> -gets hit in the face with a snowball.-

-shakes snow off face, starts constructing a barricade.-

All are significantly abnormal in a normal world... All are significantly normal in an abnormal world.
RhymeBeat Bird mom from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Bird mom
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#483566: Mar 4th 2016 at 1:38:00 PM

CU - Little Toy Shop (Of Healing)

-Orpheus is battered and slashed by the rapid swipes and looks quite battered and damaged from the experience. Pent meanwhile cringes with each hit and silently gasps out once the (albeit dampened) pain reflects back onto him-

A-alright Orpheus, you need a heal. Moonlight!

-The Clefairy breathes out and calms, soaking in the faint light now shining in from a window (which itself may not have been there before)-

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#483567: Mar 4th 2016 at 3:32:11 PM

Whoops, sorry.

Rachel: Well, you have to give them practice, right?

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RhymeBeat Bird mom from Eastern Standard Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#483569: Mar 4th 2016 at 4:09:37 PM

Near Merry

Rachel: Yep! So long as nobody gets too badly hurt, of course!

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Verax The Pokémon Genius from Hoenn Since: Feb, 2013 Relationship Status: I know
The Pokémon Genius
#483570: Mar 4th 2016 at 5:12:54 PM

PEFE HQ

Regina: -Is standing in front of a vending machine, tapping her foot- <... How long does this usually take?> -She rubs the back of her head- <Usually if I need water Jacob just gives me a bottle or a canteen or something... I haven't had to buy any from these machines before...>

-The vending machine rattles, as if about to dispense something-

-Then it huffs out a puff of smoke and reads [ i am error ]-

Regina: <...>

-She turns around and calls out- <Jacoooob your human technology is frustrating me!>

Jacob: -Calling back- "Did you try turning it off and back on?"

Regina: -Exasperated- <It's one of those beverage dispensers!>

Jacob: "... Did you try kicking it?"

Regina: <What kind of technology works better under physical abuse?!>

Jacob: "Do you want the water or not?"

Regina: <It keeps stealing your money!!!>

Jacob: "I have enough to waste on a vending machine just keep trying!"

Regina: -Sighs and then tries tapping it with her stiletto point foot-

Vending Machine: -Rattles again and puffs out another cloud of smoke- [ how rude ]

Regina: -Her eyes gleam as its torn in two and she simply removes a water bottle-

edited 4th Mar '16 5:20:16 PM by Verax

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#483571: Mar 4th 2016 at 5:15:24 PM

verax you have the best shitposts i don't even

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Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#483572: Mar 4th 2016 at 5:27:36 PM

CU toystore, past

"Well, that Reflect didn't last very long.."

Taking advantage of not being attacked this turn, Arahabaki fires off an Extrasensory on one of the beetles.

off the shits
BlitzTrain Since: Apr, 2014
#483573: Mar 4th 2016 at 6:34:03 PM

Jubilife - yesterday

Ammon: <Mmmhm~ Contest stuff? Somewhere you wanted to go?>

-He rolls on his side in the snow at the promise of scritches-

<Rruf~>

-Emboldened by the focus on making a barrier, Blitz throws a few more snowballs attempting to pelt the gardivoir before the barrier can be finished.-

Blitz: "Hehe. Okay, quick while he's still distracted. Operation springboard!"

Stark: <Oooh, that's a fun one>

-Stark grins and squats down to let Blitz climb onto his claws, Then he stands suddenly,launching Blitz through the air to land, if unhindered, behind Dunyazade and throw a pair of snowballs at her head and back-

Skyzerk Bona-Fide Mastah from Chaldea Since: Apr, 2014 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Bona-Fide Mastah
#483574: Mar 4th 2016 at 6:42:52 PM

Jubilife, yesterday

-Iggy applies generous belly rubs-

Iggy:Yuh-huh! A place called...Hearthome?

Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#483575: Mar 4th 2016 at 7:07:01 PM

OK, so this is technically a teensy tiny bit early but Bitters gave me the go-ahead so have the kickoff of the next phase of the Delta Episode, everybody!

Rustboro, Delta Episode, after the Meteor Falls shenanigans

-Robin is here with Sam, looking for Steven-

Robin: Hmm... Hopefully Vyvyan's having better luck than we are...

Sam: <Well, he's got a Psychic-type and his Rayquaza powers so...->

-Notices something nearby and perks up-

<Oooh, she's here!>

-Flits over to the thing that caught his attention... Which happens to be a familiar redheaded woman in fiery clothes, accompanied by a Charizard with a Charizardite Y around its neck.-

Woman: Oh, hey Sam! -pets-

Charizard: <Been a little while, Sam. How's it been?>

Sam: -squeaks affectionately at the pet, then turns to the Charizard-

<A good bit, Celica! Right now me and Robin are dealing with a little space rock problem.> ^_^;

Robin: -Has been observing curiously before looking at the woman more closely and...-

...Waitaminute. You're the woman who sold me those books back in Mauville!

Woman: -Turns to Robin- Yep! Wow, I'm surprised you remembered me! You enjoy those books?

Robin: Yeah, me too; you seemed pretty distinctive for some reason... But yes! They taught me so much...

-Furrows his brow and looks between her and Sam-

Though I'm not sure how you know my Noibat Sam.

Woman: -Winks, places a finger on her chin, and smirks- I've done plenty of business dealings and such with the little guy.

Sam: -smirks and winks himself- <Darn good ones, at that!>

Robin: ...That's reassuring.

-Suddenly blinks, looks at the woman with her coy smile in mind in particular...-

-...And something finally clicks-

...Wait, you're Anna! Or... One of those Annas, you had a bunch of identical siblings or cousins or something like I've heard a few of the police officers and Pokemon Center nurses in this world do...

Anna: Wow, you really do have a good memory! Yup, I'm one of those Annas, specifically Anna 247! Anna 413 talked about joining up with your party specifically...

Celica: <They've got a whole numbering system. It's complicated.>

Robin: ...Okay, how the hell did you get here? I know most of how I got here, and apparently Henry got himself here in some weird way that involved him turning into a Murkrow mentioning that, debating asking him for asteroid survival tips... What about you?

Anna 247: Funny you mention that, 'cause you're much of why I'm here! ^_^

Robin: ...Wait, what?

Celica: <Let's say stuff involving you's caused a ruckus both here, your old home, and beyond.>

Sam: <Ooh!> -nudges Robin affectionately- <You're causing trouble on a multiversal scale! That's quite the achievement!> :3

Robin: ...Alright, what the hell's going on here?

Anna 247: Hmm... Since you know a good bit already, I'm gonna give you a super-special discount and spill the beans for free! And I mean super-special because    I never give anything for free   .

Celica: <She means it.>

Robin: ...Erm, well then, continue? ._.

Anna 247: Weeeeeell...~

Lumiose City, nearly two years ago

-It all started when this crazy sapient computer fighting those J-Team friends of yours created this thing... I'm not sure how to describe it other than it being a glitch like you see in a computer program or video game, but in reality itself! Kinda freaky, huh?-

-▶▒ A▒ slinks its way out of XANADoS' simulation-

Haruba Desert

-The glitch followed the J-Team around, but some pieces started breaking off and doing things on their own... and when it followed them to this place called Almia one bit of the glitch broke off in some places were these weird energies were messing up time and space themselves - and the bit of glitch started absorbing those energies itself!

-The mentioned piece of ▶▒ A▒ - let's just call it ▒ - slips into a space portal to who-knows-where-

-And when it sucked up enough of that energy and started warping it with its own freakiness, well...-

-▒ warps and twists and changes to an almost-black shade of purple with lines of much lighter purple before...-

-̮̪ͤ̌͑ġ̛̺̖ͅw̖̤̠͉̱̍̓̾͂̾͌͛o̳͔̪̘̣͈̩ͫr͛ͫͩ̿̇҉̺̟͕̠̺͙̮p҉̦-̗̟̪͔̱̰̊̌͗͒́͌̇́

-It went on a multiversal vacation!-

Mushroom Kingdom

-It actually wound up a fair bit further from its native sector of the multiverse than you'd expect, but still close to home, in a sense...-

Mario: -notices ▒, tries to stomp on it-

▒: -warps him to the Minus World, then gives a crackling sound almost like a snicker before...-

-̰̼̽̑͜ǵ̡̻̉̽̉w̡̟̼̱̫ͬ͆͌̉̄͂̾ȏ̼̠̾̓ͮ̂̀r͐ͪͥ͒͆̉p̧͚̼ͣͨ̓̈́ͭͦͧ-̙͍͈̦͍̫̙̚͠

-But it didn't stop there! It wound up causing all sorts of craziness in similar sectors of the multiverse!

Distant Planet

-▒ skirts among some flowerbeds-

-A wandering Blue Pikmin notices it, starts, then tries to attack it-

-It promptly grows to kaiju-size and starts rampaging around the landscape-

-̘͉̮̦̦͚̫ḡ̟w̻̱̞̭͕̘͆ͥͤ̈́ö̤͍͓͉̻̟̖́ͥ̍ͮ̃r̬͉̺ͨ͑͛̒ͣͪ́p̧̘͑-̛͖̣͕̦͇ͅ

Skyworld

-▒ is meandering here when it catches a certain angel's attention-

Pit: One of those monsters?! You won't threaten Skyworld for long!

-swipes at ▒... Only for it to turn his wings into barbecue chicken wings-

Pit: Gah! L-Lady Palutena can't see me like this! O_O;

-▒ promptly makes its getaway and...-

-͕ͨͨ̿͗̓g͇̪̲̜̜w͍̫̹̒͋̂͞ő̈̐̿̈́͑͆r̡͔̱̻̽̓̃̓̃̈p̢̯͎̉͋ͣͩ-̛̘̹̮̭̲̜̼ͫ̒

Hyrule

-▒ is being persnickety in the grass when it's noticed by Link-

Link: ...?

-pokes it with his sword...-

-...only to be turned into a highly distorted version of himself-

Link(̦̻ͮ?̰ͮ)͖̬̰̑͊ͪ̓̋ͨ̆́: I'm so hungry I could eat an Octorok! :D

-▒ recoils in horror at the monstrosity it created before...-

-͕ͨͨ̿͗̓g͇̪̲̜̜w͍̫̹̒͋̂͞ő̈̐̿̈́͑͆r̡͔̱̻̽̓̃̓̃̈p̢̯͎̉͋ͣͩ-̛̘̹̮̭̲̜̼ͫ̒

Inkopolis

-▒ is scaling an ink-covered wall when an Inkling Girl notices it-

Inkling Girl: ...That's some funky enemy ink.

-Tries to splat it, only for ▒ to writhe and splat glitched ink back that causes the Inkling Girl to glow in rainbow patterns not unlike that of a Rainbow Squid-

Inkling Girl: ...Not gonna help me keep cover in a Turf War. -_-

-▒ makes a noise vaguely reminiscent of a raspberry before...-

-̦͖̔̓̚͘g̥̜̲̖̰̮̹͊̃ͤ̽͐̿̆̀w̧͇͈ͤo̷̠͉̘͕̝̮̤̿̊̌͑̂̓r̶̫͚͋p̺͈̤̞̬̐-͚̙̩̟̿̐̅

A Sealed Location/Dimension/Potato in Ylisse

-Eventually, it got to a part of the multiverse you and I are a bit more familiar with - that other half of your timeline Lucina wound up making! Now, as you might know, the Grima-you from your half followed her there only for Chrom to seal him away for a thousand years... but somehow that pesky glitch managed to make it to right where he was sealed, and...-

-A massive abomination of a dragon is slumbering, but in a sense still conscious and thinking-

   Grima:       Those meddlesome fools... They may have managed to seal me away, but my other self was thankfully far too much of a coward to do us both in... Millennia from now, I shall rise again and prove myself to be the ultimate. I am unstoppable. I am perfection. I-   

-̷̴̸̎͐̓ͮͤ͢͏̭̖̞̺̱͓̤̘͇̪̖̙̩̬̯̦͍̯ͅg̎̽̀̈́̉ͭ̏͋ͥͥ̋̚͘͜͏̫̭̜̲͇̞͟w͙̻͖̰̋̿̉̒͋ͭ͌ͭ̆ͮ̅ͣ̃ͫ̔̓̕͢ǫ̶̵̷̦̰̪͍̱̟̳̱͉̲̼̗̮̓̓͐̂͋̔͗͋̇̍͗͋̇̏ͤ̋͒ͅr̸̸͔̭̪̠͎͉̩̫̋̄͋̓̑̈̐͑̕͢p̑ͧ͌ͨ͜҉̟̙̻͕͖̦̲̬͉̞̣̘-̧̠̥̠͇̝̬͎̤̱̘̼̉̾̿̋̅̍̄̔ͤ̔̽͢͠͝

-▒ lands right on top of the sealed Grima...-

-...And lets out a strange, horrifying noise almost like a cackle of sadistic delight as it lets itself be absorbed by Grima's body and spreads and grows within-

   Grima:    ''   Wha- what is-   Į̶̵̛͖͕̙̾ͦͦ͗̓̊ͫ̈ͨ̐ ̸̨̛̣̣͍̗̟̼̜̰̞̫̭̹̳̙̮͇̼̿̐̏̐͒̋̀̅͐̍͌́f̴̡̛͖̣͇͎̩͚͈̪̺͔̰͉̼̠̽͑ͨͭͯ̏́͆ͣ̌͗̚͠ẻ̠̹͓̲̟̮̩͇̤̯͓̝̜͍̤̻͍̓ͯ̊̏͂͋̍̀͢ê̪̬̠̞̙͎̱͙͔͙͚͉̹̞͖͍̺̍̅̅͆͟l̸̡̢̬̯̦͚͙̗͍̪̱͍͍̦̬̭ͧ̓ͩͩ̑͋̈́̀̋ͪ̀ͥ̅̓ͤ̈́̊ͧ͡ͅ.̶̢̛̳̮̹͔̖̙͚̮͍͔͚͈͙̺͈͇͋̑̈́͊̂̉̾̽͊ͭͭͥ͒̔́͘.̨̠͉̯̲̪̜͍̭̳̪͚̺̹̣͓̻͎̥̐ͤ͐͐ͮ͂̓ͥ̊̑ͤ͝ͅ.͗̀̌ͪ͑́́̃̎̄҉̧̰͉̱̰̣̺̮̬̫͘͟͢ ̵̠̱͕̲̤͔͖̩̥̬͎̟̯͖̦̺͖̻͑̏͆͌̋ͨ̈ͮ̍̋̿̚B͎̠̺̮̹̙̘̠̜͉̩̅́̑̉ͣ͆̆ͩ̊̀ͤ͠͞   uh... BUH...   

-Turns out the glitch thought Grima was a good host! Just as nasty and eldritch as he was, and went ahead and infected him quite a bit! But the glitch infected and altered his mind in particular, especially when the timespace powers the glitch had assimilated gelled with his own powers in a way that gave him knowledge he was never meant to know...

   G   r̭̜̬̓̌̽͒͝ͅ   ima:       THESE VOICES... THEY...   

   ...   

   TERRIBLE VILLAIN?! I'M THE ULTIMATE FORCE OF DESTRUCTION! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME?! NO PERSONALITY?! I'VE GOT MORE PERSONALITY IN ONE OF MY SIX EYEBALLS THAN THAT PRETTY BOY PRINCE HAS IN HIS WHOLE BODY! YOU ALL SUCK!   

   ..   

   S-STOP IT YOU SHITHEADS! I'M THE GREATEST WORLD ANNIHILATING BEING EVER! Y-YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS! LOPTYR RIPOFF?! N-NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING THINGS UP!   

   ..   

   SH-SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP    S̶̡̡̤̩̥̼͔̠̟͍̦͇̠̄̉̍̓̇ͪ̈́ͧ̑̆ͤ͌͆͂͟͞ͅȞ̩̫̯̳́ͫ̍ͩ͂̋́̈̃́̚͟͝Uͦ̉ͭ̀̈̉͢͏̵̥͔̺̜͉̣̙̳̱͖̣͚̙͓͈͎̖͖͜T̷͂̍̄̀̋ͩ̑͟͝͏̻͔̩̗̩͓̳͈̫͠ͅ ̢̮̞̙̱̖̲̰͓̻͓͖̣́̈̆̓̓̄̾̏ͮͯ̉̒ͪͩŲ͈̫̦͇͖͔͈̞̞̣͉̩̱̤̞ͯͦ́̌ͧ̿̀͘͡P̵̷̷̛̜͓͖̭̣͇̺̮̳̙̹̜̟̺̰̉̋̊͂̀͌ͤ́̚̚ͅ!̷ͬͬ̿̽̿͛͂͑̏ͦͦͦ̎̍͒̽͆͜͏̳̟̭    I'LL PROVE YOU    W̵̡̟͍̹̼͉̞͑͊̅͗ͥͣ́͆̋̀͡R̸̷̞̳̻͚̣̟̟̪̞̠̮̱̺̙ͦͮ͆́̏ͪ̽ͪ͌ͨ͛ͯ͛́͟Ơ̓̓ͬ͛͋̏҉͍̖̥͔̻̘̗̣͎͝͞ͅͅͅN̴̢͎̠̣̺̝̘̱̤͓̤̩̜̳͚̜͑̾̓ͤͧ͋̄̀̈́̉͐̊̋ͣ̍̐̎̿̔͟Ĝ̸̢͍̫̘̳̫̰̟̲͉͈̹̑̎ͩ̕ͅ!̨̭̫̦̗̪̩̯̣̭̫̯̼͆͐̌̾̎ͨͣ́͘͝͞ͅ    I'LL PROVE YOU ALL    W̫̺͉͈̖̫̪̲̭͇̣̬ͭ̑ͣ́̌̊ͤ͘͠ͅȐ̻͓̯͓͓̻͉̠ͫ̂ͮ͘͢Ǫ͛̌͗̾̎́̆͋̒҉̷̸̪̮̮̮͚̪̜͓̭̕Ņ͈̳̗̤̻̻̣͎͕͕̦͒͊̋͂ͮ̂̋̌̓͂ͥ̔ͦͣ̈ͤG̾͆̍̃̆ͩ̿̒̋ͤͦ͏̸̷̪̞̟̣̝̬̘͟͠!̣͙̣͚͙̯̺͉̟̩̹̤͉̙̗̂͂͐̅̍̌̂̑̇̑̋̓̚̕͜͞͡ͅͅ

Alduin's Dream, a couple summers ago

-So with the powers he got from assimilating that thing, the glitched version of Grima-you worked free of his sealing just enough to use the glitch's powers to tap into the Outrealm Gate and send some of both of their power through it... And when the glitch led him straight back to where it came from... -

-Alduin the Hydreigon is in a strange black and purple haze-

Alduin: <Eh? Where am I?>

-a very eldritch-looking dragon appears-

   G   r̴̨̭͎͔͍͎̰͉̭͎̤̹ͦͥ̈́̒̀ͣͤͥ͡   ima:       HEY! ARE YOU ALDUIN THE WORLD EATER?   

Alduin: <Er, yeah?>

   G   ṙ͑͊̆̈̔͆̎̓̈́̀͠͏̹̠̞̘̞̱̮͚͎͉͙͈͚̮̘̲   ima:       NICE TO MEET YOU! I'M GRIMA AND I NEED YOUR HELP!   

-And then, well, you said you know the rest of the story on that end from there!-

Distortion World, two summers ago

-Though, once that all happened the local pantheon wasn't exactly pleased...-

-Giratina is reading The Epic of Gilgamesh and looks up in annoyance when Palkia barges in through a portal-

Giratina: <...Sister? I thought you were watching Valiant Knight Skarmory with the Palkia from that one timeline.>

Palkia: <I WAS! THEN SOMETHING WEIRD CAME UP THAT'S YOUR JOB TO DEAL WITH!>

Giratina: -does the closest thing he can to an eyebrow raise- <...Go on?>

Palkia: <YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE HARDLY THE ONLY ELDRITCH SPOOP DRAGON IN THE MULTIVERSE ASIDE FROM EVEN THE OTHER GIRATINAS?>

Giratina: <...I resent the term "spoop dragon", but yes, I'm aware. Why?>

Palkia: <WELL...>

Somewhere a bit more Fire Emblem-y

-A rather exhausted-looking version of the Anna Robin is currently speaking to is going through paperwork as around her countless identical but far more energetic Annas bustle around her exchanging information and money and goods-

-A glass orb next to her glows and buzzes, and she groans and taps it as an image starts forming within-

Anna Prime: Anna Prime of the Multiversal Anna Network here, may I ask who's speaking?

-Raises an eyebrow as an image fully forms in the orb and a faint voice emerges within-

...Giratina? From that part of the multiverse with those collectible murderbeasts? Whatever you're calling me about, it better be good, I have enough trouble with my money-grubbing subordinates...

-Giratina speaks through the orb a bit more and Anna Prime's weary expression turns to one of shock-

...Wait, what?!

Rustboro, Delta Episode

Anna 247: ...Soooo we had to get someone to do recon to this universe, and guess what, they picked me because I knew the place better than expected! Well, not directly - I wound up going to a Pokemon-only universe where I was a cute little Charmander and then a Charmeleon and I not only met up with some mons kinda like the Shepherds but mons from that J-Team of yours as well! Funny how things work out, huh?

-At this point, Robin is just staring aghast-

Robin: I... I...

-shakes his head-

The times the part of Grima still in me acted and sounded off... Those must be remnants of the glitch in him...In me...

Anna 247: -shrugs- Well hey, you were already a glitch in the system for this universe in a way, so having a teensy bit of an actual one in you wouldn't change, much, I say.

Robin: I... I suppose...

Anna 247: That's good! Well now I've given you that scoop you said you had a guy to find?

Robin: ...R-Right! I need to find Steven! But thank you, Anna, for the info!

-runs off, thinking-

With... With all that... Do I belong even less...?

-What he doesn't notice in his rush is that Sam's stuck back with Anna 247 and Cecilia-

Celica: <...Seems the guy's had it rough...>

Anna 247: Yeah... But hey, he's fighting to make it better, right?

Sam: <Yup! He's been a great sidekick to me for this asteroid shebang so far!>

Anna 247: Good to hear!

-puts her finger to her chin and winks at Sam-

And with that in mind... Keep keeping an eye out for him, OK?

Sam: -winks back- I actually genuinely promise. For real.

-flits off after Robin-

T̺̫̭̲̗̯͌̋̒̾̿͜h̺͌̅ö̻͈̰͎́͑̚͜uͨͬ̈́̔͌ͦ̍͜g̵͉̑ͬ͋͑ͬ̋ḣ͐t͕ͮ̏̿͢s̋̒ͭ̈͛͢?͓̟͕̞͈̓̒͒̓

edited 4th Mar '16 7:40:43 PM by Umbramatic

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