Wicked Flight
Input:What the hell are you doing! No! Don't touch that! Crap, you touched it. Now whatever you do, don't eat it- I feel like I'm talking to myself sometimes.
Via Japanese
Output: What the hell are you doing! Different! Please do not touch the particular! Junk, you came into contact with it. Now before you go any further, it is, I feel like talking to yourself sometimes do not eat.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
English: Its proud and regal appearance has captured the hearts of people since long ago.
Yiddish: זייַן שטאָלץ און רעגאַל אויסזען האט קאַפּטשערד די הערצער פון מענטשן זינט לאַנג צוריק.
English again: Pride and Regal appearance has captured the hearts of people since long ago.
Well, this was boring.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
"Just as planned."
Original: Do you ever think we're simply a series of ones and zeroes?
Language: Azerbaijani
Output: If you think we're the only ones and zeros?
... Wow.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Maid of Time
Input: Ragnarok
Come Day of Wrath, O Pulse l'Cie
Embrace thy fate, thine home to burn
That fallen souls may bear our plea
To hasten the Divine's return
O Piteous Wanderer, Ragnarok
Make of this day a grave epoch
Deliver the Divine, Ragnarok
Language: Latin
Output: Ragnarok
Come day of wrath, Pulse l'Switch
Embrace your luck, I will burn your house
To carry our souls fell plea
To hasten the return of the divine,
O unhappy exile, Ragnarok
Make a serious time of this day
Deliver the Divine, Ragnarok
One just might
Original : I keep hearing disembodied voices emanating from voiceless bodies.
Translated : I often hear voices emanating from the body separate from the bodies of expression.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
hiya, the name's scout.
Input: Can't Remember to forget You
Language: German
Output: Can not remember to forget you I
Eh. Not bad!
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I'm gonna break the rules a little and put a Spanish drabble through Translate. Just to see how WTF it turns out.
View Images in facebook brings me enough ideas to mind, is quite effective when lack inspiration . A good example is this drabble . I wrote it while I was torn between whether or not to climb a drabble I have written thousands of years of the Simpsons, is not, there are series that I dare not pervert . We do not decide me . Disclaimer : Neither Regular Show and its characters belong to me. Laundry shoot your trampoline bed and sat carelessly on . Almost fell down, but that now give a shit . He cursed all forms and for having the type of the video store by recommending that damn movie. " Despicable Me " Not that he would not like it was pretty good despite being a " stupid and girls" as he had said Muscular movie. The problem was the peculiar assistants who had the problem. If those yellow , dull , small , famous and " adorable " helpers . He dared not name them or the damned. Because her boyfriend and made him many nicknames : Lloron , raccoon, whiny , pussy , but now the bastard had added a new one to his repertoire ... I could feel like the bastard grabbed him and hugged her back. - Aw my little minion is annoying " Minion " Stupid Mordecai , one of these days would find the sheet with the deadly fist and was going to see the stars
Whelp, all I got is that Mordecai and Rigby are watching Despicable Me. And a bit of Department of Redundancy Department.
Having a good time!
"Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"
In Italian: Dove nel mondo è Carmen Sandiego?
And back again: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
... I think I need to choose a different sentence.
Blog link
Fly Air Madeline
To save everyone the bother, I will be playing this with a video for each world.
To Yiddish and then Gaelic
Result: To save everyone bother, I'll be playing with this video for all the world.
Input: I can’t find a job that doesn’t make me hate myself. My girlfriend dumped me for a rich trustafarian... dingaling, is what he is, and I’m watching my sister’s kid while she has a fun time partying in the Hamptons with her annoying brood of hot girlfriends who won’t have a thing to do with me, and the only thing I have in my life that makes any sense, that I have any control over is that perfect world right there.
Zulu: Angikwazi ukuthola umsebenzi ongenalo Ngenze ngizonde ngokwami. My intombi walahla me for a ocebile trustafarian ... Dingaling, yilokho kuyiyo, futhi ngiyakujabulela ukubukela kwami kid sister ngesikhathi enendawo fun emaphathini isikhathi Hamptons nge brood wakhe Ziyacasula of ashisayo nezintombi abayoba engenayo into ukuyenza nami, futhi into kuphela Enginakho ekuphileni kwami ukuthi owenza umuzwa, ukuthi mina kukhona control phezu akunjalo mhlaba esiphelele lapho.
Output: I can not get a job without I hate myself. My girlfriend dumped me for a rich trustafarian ... Dingaling, that's what it is, and I'm watching my kid sister she has a fun time the parties in the Hamptons and her brood of annoying hot women who will not have a to do with me, and the only thing I have in my life that made the the feeling, that I have any control this is not a perfect world there.
edited 13th Mar '14 10:39:08 AM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
"Just as planned."
Original, of The Alexiad: 'Time in its irresistible and ceaseless flow carries along on its flood all created things, and drowns them in the depths of obscurity, no matter if they be quite unworthy of mention, or most noteworthy and important, and thus, as the tragedian says, "he brings from the darkness all things to the birth, and all things born envelops in the night." '
Via Khymer
"Time in flow resistance and ceaseless its implementation along on the flood its what created all and drowns them in the depths of the dark matter if they are really worthy of mention or very striking and the most important , and therefore such tragedian said " he has taken from the dark all the birth and all that happens Marsh arrived around at night . '"
... huh,.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
My strength returns...What do you hope to accomplish? Do not deny your fear. The final darkness is nigh.
Danishify it: Min styrke vender tilbage ... Hvad håber du at opnå? Benægter ikke din frygt. Den endelige mørke er nær.
Output: My strength returns ... What do you hope to achieve? Do not deny your fears. The final darkness is near.
Eh... close enough
Sentence: Damn this to Hell
In die Deutschesprache: Verdammt dies in die Hoelle
En la idioma de Espanol: Maldita sea
Islenska (Icelandic): Fjandinn
And back to English: Fuck
edited 16th Jun '14 3:42:30 PM by terlwyth
A nice butterfly
Input - I'm a blonde bimbo girl, in a fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.
Result (Traditional chinese) - 我是一個金發賓博女孩，在一個幻想的世界。扮靚了我，使緊張，我是你的洋娃娃。 (Wǒ shì yīgè jīnfā bīn bó nǚhái, zài yīgè huànxiǎng de shìjiè. Bàn jìngle wǒ, shǐ jǐnzhāng, wǒ shì nǐ de yángwáwá.)
Return - I'm a blonde bimbo girl in a fantasy world. Dress me so nervous, I'm your dolly
Surprisingly accurate return.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Breath of the Sun
Original: Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine...
Translated: (Japanese) 不気味な怖いスケルトンはあなたの背筋震えを送る...
Re-Translated: Spooky scary skeleton fill in your spine shiver ... my
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
English: The place is here. The time is now.
Maori: Ko te wahi he konei. Ko te wa inaianei he.
Japanese: Basho wa koko ni aru. Jikan wa imadesu.
Czech: Zde je místo. Čas je nyní.
Khmer: now tinih kanleng nih . ilauvnih chea pel .
Welsh: Yma y lle hwn. Nawr yw'r amser.
Japanese: Kokode wa, kono basho. Ima jikan ga aru.
English: In this case, this is place. Have time now.
Sure, thank you!
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Input: What shall we use to fill the empty spaces?
Language: Japanese
Output: We what should be used to fill the empty space?
edited 16th Jun '14 8:39:49 PM by AshlynNyx
Aroush Halapsian, slayer of Susans
Input: I am Nyssa of Traken, the alien science fairy princess destined to travel with the Fifth Doctor.
Translated into Italian: Sono Nissa di Traken, l'alieno principessa delle fate scienza destinata a viaggiare con il Quinto Dottore.
Back into English: They are Traken of Nyssa, the alien fairy princess science destined to travel with the Fifth Doctor.
Fighting Susan Wainwright obsession in the former Soviet Union alongside Elektra Melidze and Daryllis Tishanev
PINNACLE OF MAN
Input: What did you just say to me, you little bitch? I'll have to mention I was in the Red Army!
Russian: Что ты только что сказал мне, вы немного сукой? Я должен упомянуть я был в Красной Армии!
Spanish: Lo que me acabas de decir una pequeña perra? Debo mencionar que estaba en el Ejército Rojo!
And back: What you just tell me a little bitch? I should mention that I was in the Red Army!
...yeah.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
Eng: I'm a tough, tootin baby that can dance like a man. I can shake-a my booty, I can shake-a my can.
Spanish: Soy un bebé tootin resistente que puede bailar como un hombre. Puedo sacudir -a mi botín , puedo sacudir -a mi lata.
Javanese: Aku angel , baby tootin sing bisa gamelan kaya wong . Aku bisa goyangake -a jarahan , aku bisa goyangake - bisa sandi .
Japanese: 私は男のように踊ることができるタフな、 tootin赤ちゃんです。私は振盪することができます私の戦利品を、私が振る-できる私の缶。 Watashi wa otoko no yō ni odoru koto ga dekiru tafuna, tootin akachandesu. Watashi wa shintō suru koto ga dekimasu watashi no senri-hin o, watashi ga furu - dekiru watashi no kan.
Eeyup.
"We be we baby!"
Red Like Santa
Input: Fuck this shit, I'm not sucking your dick!
Hindi:इस गंदगी भाड़ में जाओ, मैं अपने डिक चूसने नहीं कर रहा हूँ!(is gandagee bhaad mein jao, main apane dik choosane nahin kar raha hoon!)
German: Fuck dieser Scheiße, ich bin nicht mein Schwanz saugt
Japanese:：私は私のディックないんだけど、このたわごとをファック吸います( Watashi wa watashi no Dikku nai ndakedo, kono tawagoto o fakku suimasu)
English: I'm not my dick, suck fuck this shit
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Input: And then they all married and died in one day. The end. Ew. Where is my beer?
Welsh: Ac yna maent i gyd yn briod a bu farw mewn un diwrnod. Y diwedd. Ew. Ble mae fy cwrw?
Bosnian: A onda su svi u braku, a umro je u jednom danu. Kraju. Fuj. Gdje je moje pivo?
Tajik: Ва он гоҳ ҳамаи онҳо издивоҷ, ва дар як рӯз ба ҳалокат расидааст. Охири. Yuck. Пиво ман куҷост?
Russian: А потом все из них женаты, и умерли в один день. Конец. Тьфу. Где моя пиво?
English: And then all of them are married, and died in one day. The end. Ugh. Where's my beer?
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Input: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? It's over nine thousand!
German: Vegeta, was gedenkt die scouter über seine Leistung zu sagen? Es ist über neun tausend!
Output: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his performance? It's Over Nine Thousand!
Now known as Cyber Controller
Input: Until the fire nation attacked.
Translation (Alban): Deri sulmuar komb zjarri
Output: By attacking fire nation
Deep into that darkness, peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.