"...Well this is degrading. I would never do that to a building."
Why am I screwing a hydra? Wait... BlueWyvern567... Very funny, Dynasmon.
edited 16th Nov '14 1:26:38 AM by Ghostninja109
"...I do not agree to this demented stuff. Whoever wrote it will be slashed to death.
...Because I'm not on top."
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Shadow of Legends
"Okay, this Interplay of Sex and Violence is just plain creepy."
"Yes, I love a good fight. Yes, it gets my heart racing. But in a completely different way, you damn perverts!"
"There is no way I would go straight from fighting to... that! Nor would I be attracted to someone on the basis of combat ability!"
Sincerity Mode on all of that.
edited 16th Nov '14 5:27:20 AM by MicoolTNT
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Lizard Metabolism
Not bad. Could stand to be gorier though.
How do lizards fly?
so i made a new avatar
*noises of angrish* HOW DARE SOMEONE DEFILE MY NAME WITH THIS DREADFUL STORY? Hmm? ...AAAAAAH! 20,765 PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY READ IT! *begins bawling* I'm rrrrruined! My rrreputation has been soiled! *more bawling, then more noises of angrish* WHO WROTE THIS? *checks username* Hmmmm, "xXxryukolovxXx", eh? SCRRRRATCH! GRRRROUNDER!
*they hurry to the scene saluting*
You called, you portliness?
Someone by the name of "xXxryukolovxXx" has written an awful story in which this... Ryuko girl and I do, er... adult things.
Ooh, what kinds of adult things?
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, YOU MECHANICAL MORRRON! Over 20,000 people have already seen it! *dramatically* He has sullied my good name!
*whispering to Grounder* What good name?
*pounds Scratches head and neck into his body* You two are to bring me this xXxryu-whatever person to me at once! AND DON'T SCREW UP!'
*pulls head out of body* Yes sir, your wickedness! *they hurry off*
edited 16th Nov '14 8:36:17 AM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
"...Data purge. I need to...purge data. Yes."
Kain makes sure to hack the web and delete the author and give their computer a nasty virus.
Why am I having sex with a robot?
My AO3. Results may vary
"Just as planned."
"This is... odd."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Lizard Metabolism
Meh. He could stand to scream more.
How do lizards fly?
"..."
-explodes-
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
Glory to Arachnos
"...Humans are way more weirder and strange than I ever imagined if they write things like this all the time"
edited 17th Nov '14 9:37:59 AM by darkomega245
-Spider Lizard Noises-
Lizard Metabolism
...oh hell, what the hell.
How do lizards fly?
"Ooh, this isn't that bad. Okay, maaaaybe the grammar and spelling are off. And maaaaybe the story makes absolutely no sense, but the slash scene is what I'm actually here for and its nice! Wait. No. Nevermind, they used the scissor blade. Eww."
-is blushing-
"W-whaaaaa!? I-I'm sorry!", he says while running away.
In the year 202X, all is devastation... Soon, any last shred of hope had by the saintliest optimist shall die and decay.
-punches screen- Don't you foolish mortals know that I'd never even think of performing such vile acts on a child?
"Me and Loki? Nah, he's too cold for my tastes."
"Get it? Cause he's a frost giant? And frost giants are...oh forget it you guys suck as an audience."
Lizard Metabolism
...(blushes furiously)
(then storms out of the room, screaming something about "fucking murdering that fucking fic writer")
How do lizards fly?
To be honest, I'm surprised this work of fiction hasn't paired Thor with Ms. Matoi and myself with her sister, given our similar personalities. Still, gratuitous sex scene aside, it's surprisingly not as bad as some of the others I've read.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Eugh... is this what people write in their free time on the internet? Because this is one hell of a disturbing slashfic."
edited 29th Nov '14 8:32:23 AM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Lizard Metabolism
Not bad at all~ The shades were kinda silly though.
How do lizards fly?
This is really weird.... at least you're not my mother.
My AO3. Results may vary
...Honestly, I'm kinda surprised whoever wrote this didn't just put Kyoko in.
...(blushing a deep shade of red)
"...
...
..."
[hair suddenly explodes into raging fire]
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME BETRAY VIVI LIKE THIS!"
-Buildings can't really read,so the chernobyl NPP says nothing-
-Spider Lizard Noises-