my current job
...oh hey, a remake of the infamous "Pokéball with Mike Patton in it" fic. This ought to be lovely.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Back after a long hiatus
A remake of the whaaaaOH THAT
AH GOD
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Tief girl with eartude
...well, I guess they took Toj's old title literally. 
Joyful angel
the most wrong thing about this fic is the idea that I would ever get laid.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
There is nothing Super or Rocking about this. (You see wat I did there? eh? eh? eh?)
The moments where we gush about Prog Rock is great.
The rest of the fic on the other hand...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Joyful angel
OH GOD SEX JUST DOESNT WORK THAT WAY!
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Forever a hoopy food
I am sending this fic to UNIT! Good old Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart will do something!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
-prints fic out-
-rips it to pieces-
The Mistress
What's up with the scène where I randomly made her flirt with me in Portuguêse?
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Back after a long hiatus
...Better. Not good, but... Better.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
my current job
...I'd say this is just squicky, but after the whole "Earl" fiasco, this seems rather tame.
Still complete and utter bollocks, but a welcome break from (points to the Earl fics) that.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
*Hands the fanfic to a Boomer. Results are predictable.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Aww, this atarted out really cu-
...
...OH MY GOOOOOOOD
Back after a long hiatus
Oh Jesus, not another one, gimme my bag-
...oh. Ohhh! This is another author riffing on the Earl fics, while also shipping me with Ichigo! And writing way better than that last fucker, too.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
I should not have listened when they told me a paper incinerator would have been a waste of money...
The Mistress
Well, maybe you also should have listened when I told you to stop when a guy that was literally named "Legolas" appeared in this fic.
Now, excuse me because I am gonna write a better one.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
God...
it's like those old fics from months ago, recycling the same jokes and making you speak Spanish. And the grammar isn't perfect.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Tief girl with eartude
I'm not that good a sandwich maker.
And I don't think Earl likes sandwiches that much.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Good grief!
Now I'M made into a sandvich? And it's described in fetishistic detail?!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The Mistress
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This managed to be transphobic, racist and sexist all in one. While at the same time not realizing that Bisected does genuinely enjoy cooking and doesn't just wants to seduce anyone.
Also, it implied through that line about "How I saw her back then" that I don't appreciate feminine guys. This is both insulting for her due to the circustances, and insulting for me because that, in no way, reflects my opinion.
Oh yeah, xenophobia, racism, spanish, and farts, how I missed theee~
edited 3rd Aug '15 12:02:51 PM by SaintDeltora
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Forever a hoopy food
Oh my word. -prints up fic, runs it through paper shredder-
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
...
*Leaves, returns with combine harvester to destroy the slashfic*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Back after a long hiatus
Well, aside from engie being genderbent (which isn't that bad tbh), this one was pretty generic, albeit nice.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Oh c'mon! Just because we've made a couple posts on that "Would You Date the Above Poster?" thread recently does not mean you should make a fic based on that!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.