What the fuck is with the teacher/student romance?
Hmmm... an Ichi dating sim... I'll try this route.
-one hour later-
I expected much worse. It's all platonic and handled well, with neither really taking that sort of interest.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
my current job
...and now we're in the Matrix and we have to fight Gygas, all the while growing as (creepy!) lovers...
If this gets Montoya involved, I swear to God!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"And so William crouched down to me and said,..."
No! No! Not reading anymore of this shit!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
*Backstabs author of fic*
They can bury you in the tomb of merde.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
.....Must write a fanfic graphically detailing all the painful things I will do the author that wrote this.
-shoves the author in a blender-
Back after a long hiatus
The Vagrant
Ewww... I'm gonna vomit.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
This is illegal in at least two ways.
OUR. RELATIONSHIP. IS. PLATONIC.
Jer gets all the girls
Ah, this is illegal! And highly out of character! And illegal!
-panic attack-
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
my current job
...and now I've ditched Earl and gone to join her...
To avoid bush-beating: This is still illegal!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Not only is my orientation incompatible with this person but this is also technically illegal since I am 18 and he's 16.
Brb going to go horribly mutilate the author of this fic
Well, it's legal but our orientations just don't match. Futhermore, my portrayal is WAY out of character!
edited 27th Jul '15 11:50:57 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Forever a hoopy food
Troughty-Kins and Jon Tron?! 
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edited 28th Jul '15 1:35:45 AM by EeveeGirlChey
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Good age range, but I'm sure neither of us swing that way.
The Mistress
This is a bit better, but it completely ignores the fact our families might protest.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
I truly hope they are not insulted by their involvement in such a story. Would anyone write a thing such as this?
I dunno about this one. On one hand, it's pretty boring. On the other hand, there's nothing explicit and a few moments are adorable.
I just can't form an opinion on this one.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
my current job
And now I'm back with Earl and we have to "sing" Hocus Pocus so as to appease the great moon god that Gary and Phil worship...
Why do I get the weird ones?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Scarlet Witch
This one was...okay. There were no horrible sex scenes in it, but nothing interesting happened other than making random musical references.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Well... ex-student...
That said... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.