why in the hell are we having sex in a pile of Mackerel?!
The Mistress
Probably for the same reason you and me are doing it in space.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
Goddess of Nature
-pukes-
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
The Scarlet Witch
-joins you in the vomiting session-
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
Back after a long hiatus
This was exceedingly boring. Not even bad, just boring. Kinda -yawn- soporific, in fact... G'night... -zzz-
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
Tief girl with eartude
... do you really call it your "Tojiner"?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Okay, so I bite into one of the cakes and...
-many pages later-
That... was odd.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Hrm, its a download...
Nah, not even gonna read it.
Goddess of Nature
I liked the part where we watched A Boy Named Charlie Brown, but that's it.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!
The Scarlet Witch
Why does this author think I'm attracted to the Yandere type? Cause turning powerpuffbats into one was not a good idea.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
I'd accept this hugfic if not for the fact the author keeps demonizing Ichigo Montoya!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
O god, earl, we've been shipped again.
Tief girl with eartude
Thread necromancy doesn't work on posters...and even if it did, a relationship between the dread thread necromancer Rock and his undead gladiatrix servant/bodyguard (me) is just...eugh.
edited 23rd May '15 2:44:03 AM by Bisected8
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
"Just as planned."
... I have Bisected as a slave, and this time it's about me treating Bisected okay because I'm making them... stay with me and remind me, Roman Empress, that I am human.
... Meh, okay.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
...Uh... Last time I checked, that wasn't prehensile... Or 10 feet long... Sometimes, the authors of these fanfics are lunatics.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Why could it not have merely been a story about us destroying universes together, that would have been fun to read. Instead I am stuck with this obscene drivel.
"Just as planned."
I have Laithelryn as my slave, and I'm making them kiss my boots while I'm in an office.
... Seriously, do these fic writers want to turn me into the most evil dominatrix ever?
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Its better than this one, where you're the most submissive doormat on earth...
I can't read anymore of this, its too weird.
The Mistress
Speaking of weirdness... What's up with turning me into a super BDSM overlord?
Seriously I am not into that stuff.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
The Scarlet Witch
I don't know, but I'm one of your submissives, apparently.
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
"Just as planned."
Why exactly am I making Gwen go "I am not a Princess, I am prisoner in a dirty dungeon cell" over and over?
Seriously, this one author is SICK.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Aaand this one has you buying me from someone and using me as your pet...
The Mistress
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Oh, been a while since one of these. I admit I sorta missed it.
And I get a cameo as one of the people working in the petshop. Huh?
edited 23rd May '15 11:09:09 AM by SaintDeltora
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!
No, I don't think Engie employs this kinda thing for his domination...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.