This came up first:
So I clicked the Did You Mean link and got a myspace link for Enzeru Darkfold, a user (?). Sounds cool
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Bitches stole my username! Apparently they're trying to get phones and electronic media out to countries in need though, which is pretty cool I guess?
Oops. I missed the part about not being related to me.
Second hit
. Dunno who this guy is, but he's using my first name for his last name and that's weird.
edited 18th Jan '11 6:59:02 AM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
That fucking asshole from NCIS keeps stealing my spotlight!
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Now tell us the first search result that comes up that has nothing to do with you.
edited 18th Jan '11 1:10:42 PM by SeanMurrayI
Just a teapot
I got a link to my page on fanfiction.net.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Harkinian & The Bois
Uniocular
http://articles.latimes.com/1999/jan/28/sports/sp-2584
Huh. I could have sworn I made this name up completely...
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Forum lurking fox
Well, someone on Deviant Art seems to have a Shapeshifter character. Who can turn to a fox.
For some reason it's all golden.
And it's a she.
Sonic hates SOPA
Not V
http://www.kiva.org/lend/102955
a female egg and juice seller in zanzibar... WTQ?
edited 20th Jan '11 3:30:11 AM by namboto
Isn't realist just a word a cynic calls himself?
WHY YOU LITTLE-!
First few results got me my Troper page and my edit history. A bit further down, I got my profile from another forum, a hotel resort and...some sort of Japanese hair product? Cool.
I'm not a Pokemon Trainer, you zetta sons of digits!
The Plum and Only
plumbum- wiktionary
Lead - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You see, Plumbum is latin for lead! I only found that out since I started using the name, but still!
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
http://www.otakuzone.com/zone/NekoAlexa/index.htm
Space Wizard
And apparently there are sewing machine manufacturers with strange names...
edited 20th Jan '11 12:52:35 PM by Lock
Programming and surgery have a lot of things in common: Don't start removing colons until you know what you're doing.
Parakus was a small moon in the Dantooine system... I honestly did not know that. Star Wars has names for too many things.
Lets do this.
My TV Tropes contributor page, my Know Your Meme profile, and my Twitter feed.
My troper page, my Deviant Art page, my Roblox page, (I forgot I had that thing) someone with the same name on Bulubapidea, and someone with the same name on Steam.
For 14 pages it's either me or a guy sharing my username * , then finally this, a "people search" page.
Li'l Shardfinder
Just my stuff...
Huh... I thought they deleted this...
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Well, the first thing that had nothing to do with me or the Fire Emblem character my username is based on is a Myspace page revolving around some German guy with 'Holograph projection' pictures.
Alright, technically, my brother is using my username for his Mibba account, but other than that, the German guy's Myspace was the only thing there.
edited 16th Jun '11 1:50:58 AM by TheHeroHartmut
Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
Jamais vu
I got a guy in a hoodie improvising songs on the piano for people on Chat Roulette.
This is actually pretty cool.
Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.