The strangest thing you've said today...

"I'll give you twenty minutes before you accidentally find wolf porn."

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"If I didn't know any better, I'd say the tortillas were breeding."

edited 8th Dec '17 7:41:38 PM by WillDeRegio

"The Truly Liquid Fart™: It do what it do."

"Hannibal, you're giving me zerberts."

"Guttersnipe, throw 'way."

My USB mousepad died... along with my brain apparently.

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant

That's a classic symptom of incarceritis!

It was last night, but:

"We're out of sandbags, stack up the Spam!"

Avatar from here.

I have crossed streets for this hat. It is british.

Did those kids even ponder the ethics of making life?

"Fly and live, my pest friend."

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

I need to draw a chibi Santa Claus doing finger guns.

"They wrote a reality check... and it bounced."

edited 13th Dec '17 11:01:06 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

Hey, don't dropkick Harry Potter - that's not very nice".

A customer who was carrying a Harry Potter book dropped it while walking, so she ended up accidentally kicking it on its way down

edited 13th Dec '17 9:56:55 PM by MikeK

"Florida is more Dobby the house elf, but my geography isn't good enough to name all those hats"

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."

"Behold! The sacred thunder chicken!"

"It's the Bodiless Segway Man!"

"And in this DLC, you get to punch zombies in the face and fistfight Swamp Thing."

"Personally, I really hope the accepted workaround is pig latin, because seeing "the developing etus-fay" in the middle of a clinical report would be absolute perfection."

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable

"Maybe federal researchers could go full EDM and call it a 'fetu5'."

Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)

"So intergalactic dust motes are Force shoving the universe?"

"Oh look at that, a viking and an anime girl."

I was shown a photo of a guy with a big beard and a girl from an anime

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.

"So, is it a big pipe belonging to a grandpa, or a pipe belonging to a big grandpa? It's kinda confusing, the way it's worded."

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

Tacocat wishes you a good morning!

"I am uncomfortably, uncomfortably insane."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

"Apparently today is 'bring your booze to work day'."

"Cawtmash is here! Mash thy cawts! #TestYourMight."

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me