The strangest thing you've said today...

"You know, falling down on the floor when somebody says something you don't like might be something serious. Doubly so when it stirs up a massive cloud of dust that is red for some reason."

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

"[DIO noises] Imma gonna strangle someone with a taco!"

edited 28th Sep '17 2:31:05 PM by WillDeRegio

"Vy do you highlight ze zings zat I do not vant you to highlight?!"

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

"You bloody scmorchk! Stop machinating the stuff I buy!"

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

"Barrelin' straight the fuck down,
I don't have a parachute,
Instead of a head
I have a concrete drill!"

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

"If I don't use it all, the rest will get lost in the abyss of bureaucracy, paperwork, and intern tears."

"You should take your voodoo ass out of here for an entire hour so we can recover."

just because your throat hurts, it doesn't mean you have an STD

salutations

"Gotta get em some a that hot cow ass."

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."

"It'll be like two days ago, only with 30% less bees."

"The Square-Cube Law bit me in the ass."

"They're like swans... only with razor blades and teeth."

edited 3rd Oct '17 7:22:07 PM by WillDeRegio

imma be looking fresh as fuck smokin' some doinks

salutations

You know what they say. A Mountie always gets his blood sample.

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.

"Selling cat-poop online is the doorway to a glorious future! Why wouldn't you be proud of her?"

"The mechanic's name is not Juanito. In fact, there is no mechanic here whatsoever. I want my money back."

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

"Must... resist... urge... tohowlatthemoon."

"I speak fluent Google Translate"

"Leftover items still have value!"

"is that a screaming child? well i guess we gotta get the pillow"

edit: this was in wal-mart and this kid was easily 7 years old, it was a joke but kinda edgy

edited 5th Oct '17 5:29:38 AM by sickasfrickfren

salutations

"WELL HI! IF YA GIVE ME THE KNIFE AND THE BABY, I'LL GIVE IT A CUT WITH THE HEY!"

"Did you expect somebody else?"

"Clearly, you have never attempted to tie up your own hands. If you had, you'd know how bloody hard it can be."

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

True stor,y I remember one time some woman was selling two fifty pound bags of rat poop on eBay. eBay's new slogan should be "Got something so vile even the garbagemen won't take it? eBay dat shit!"

"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton

"If you don't hear back from me, send a search party."

"I'll have to do a rain check; the molehill is now a mountain."

"Yarr! I be a pirate with noodly arms!"

"Chargeman Ken is the CD-i Zelda of anime. Except for the "being a licensed series adaption" thing"

"Leftover items still have value!"

"I guess I was woefully unprepared for this breakfast."

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D

While discussing writing techniques:

edited 8th Oct '17 9:24:02 AM by eagleoftheninth

Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)

"It's okay, you can put your thing in mine." *beat* "Wow, that came out wrong..."