"Fight me, tiny green cactus!"
"Just as planned."
"I'm in despair! That somebody would hire me at Despair Academy has left me in despair!"
edited 17th Sep '17 3:46:15 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Get your game face off my face!"
Also: "Propaganda! Just the bit, man! Propaganda! Just the hip!"
edited 17th Sep '17 6:28:30 AM by ArilouLaLeeLay
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Am I a weirdo?
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Cactaurs running away on you again?
The Great One
"Make sure to eat some fruit too while you're out on the high seas. Scurvy is a really shitty way to go."
"If everybody is thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking"- George S. Patton
Yup. First time encountering one on Final Fantasy Explorers. And I even got it's atmaleth right off the bat, too. Which means my stock strange phrase is now:
"Tiny green cactus, nooooooo!"
Alternatively,
"Turtle, nooooooo!"
edited 18th Sep '17 1:37:41 AM by WillDeRegio
ethnic slur
"the best school is the school of life. also known as gulag"
i don't pay taxes so that you can tell me buff squid men aren't real. go home hitler
"Don't mind me, I have an imbalance of the humors."
"I just created and solved a sudoku puzzle by accident."
"Oh, you lit me on fire? Go die in a hole!" (Though it was fanfiction planning...)
"I'm so dumb, but I've got cake."
Check out this fancast I made! Any votes would be greatly appreciated!
Outspoken Cleric
"Fair a pind. Yeah, sure." (I no do words good... I was trying to say "find a pair" as in a pair of jeans to go with my new top buuut I got tongue-tied. I do that a lot.)
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"When I die, my last words shouldn't be a line from Spongebob."
"It's really hard to be a one-man YMCA show."
"Never before have I wanted to get to a 'rape' scene more quickly."
edited 25th Sep '17 12:52:08 PM by fredhot16
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Turns out, you can actually make a topiary by using dynamite. Who could have guessed."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"Does Stephen King have any time travel related novels? Cause that might explain it."
"You may have me outnumbered several hundred to one, but I'm thousands, nay, tens of thousands times bigger then you. And I. Have. TECHNOLOGY!"
"Just as planned."
"... As iiiiif, you got it bangin' an we gots the cheddar to go back, we gotta peace out this decade an make you all that an a bag a chips!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"It's like a reverse TARDIS; it's smaller on the inside."
"It's pretty cool in the hot sauce."
edited 26th Sep '17 1:17:07 PM by WillDeRegio
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Shut up! War sporks are going to be the future of the armament industry! Alongside the revised cowpult design and the revival of the macuahuitl."
Also: "OK, I know it's easy to make that particular mistake, but I still don't run a Slaanesh cult hotline."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"I didn't know a tube of toothpaste could come apart from the side..."
Outspoken Cleric
"Eggnut and Conniving Little Sausage. Sounds like a weird Saturday morning cartoon."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
Korobelneki seems to be a perfect fit for my experience with the BMP-3
Guy meets girl. Then he gets mugged and dies.
Were the writers of these things on Philip K. Dick levels of working things out through writing?
For context, said experience looks like this
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edited 27th Sep '17 5:51:34 AM by Krieger22
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
"I've most definitely not been making DIO noises in the freezer."
"The soda machine is communicating in whale song."
"I felt like I was molesting a sauce packet to the tune of Stayin' Alive."
Am I a weirdo?
"For the record, my name is not 'Quesadilla.'"
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
I feel like the Universe itself is saying "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED." This is not a good thing.
My fux capacitor has run out of fucks to give.