Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"At this rate, my new apartment is going to look so tropico-nautical that people will think that I'm a retired sea captain, despite being very visibly 19 years old. Which, come to think of it, is exactly the kind of image I want to be cultivating."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I have a tool for appealing to his honesty in the bottom drawer."
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
"Well, you're essentially using the Power of the Sun to put things together."
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"The Unsound Effect "DORK" has now surpassed any other. And it immediately mutated into "PORK". The Alliance Against Culinary Objectification of Porcine Creatures is understandably pissed."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
"Release the Asshole Brigade!"
"I can't believe I just called a 6-foot-tall raptor 'little'."
(this is like a phone conversation) p1: hey, i poured a cup of milk and it caught on fire, i just got up from a nap and half my house is burned, any advice p2: sir, this is a pizza hut
salutations
"I can best explain it with geometry, trigonometry, and lots of spinning."
(in a porno) hi, i'm Samantha, i can fit 4 dicks in my ass at once, today i will be setting a world record for having 5 dicks in my ass at once
i make up the weirdest shit...
salutations
"How the hell did you get meat water from the Order of Chaos?"
"Prepare the Kobayashi Meow; it is time to deploy the kitties!"
Oppression.
Roman soldiers, cutting down resistance, crucifying hundreds, and conquering, all in the name of a sickly man in platform shoes.
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Two-bit blockhead
"As great as that'd be, you know what'd be even better? Boomhauer narrating the A Song Of Ice And Fire audiobooks."
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
We finally have PROPAGANDA!
Two-bit blockhead
"That's not a bad idea. I can wear a bikini underneath my Santa Claus costume."
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"These days, when an entire fleet of sailing ships of various sizes all flying black flags featuring human bones shows up on the horizon, they don't even send in the coast guard. They all just assume that the latest Tall Ships' Races is goofing off, and even conveniently gather up on the docks with their wallets on them. They never expect time-travelling 18th century pirates."
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
woman: BOSS MY WATER JUST BROKE boss: you're on the clock, you got 3 minutes
salutations
How fleeting...
"Fucktales, woo-oo!"
I don’t even know anymore.
"Just as planned."
"I will not buy this tobacco shop, it is scratched."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"I'm not sure wether it's a cricket or a facehugger, but whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's dead. Probably."
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
"Remember that time Churchill tried to galvanize the nation with his bad poetry?"
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
I like misplaced cars!
Freelance Distributor of Free Lances
"Geometric web something something ticzaniloa cualli nahuatlahtolli, we have dinosaurs and the Great Purpose dictates that we show no mercy. Reclaim the temple and let the big groggy froggies do their thing."
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"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
when you touch a girl and you get aids
salutations
"I hate having to micromanage the cats, but they can't claw their way out of a wet paper bag without my assistance."