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NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#10426: Apr 26th 2016 at 9:25:55 AM

"what does someone's sex life have to do with auto repair?!"

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
fredhot16 Don't want to leave but cannot pretend from Baton Rogue, Louisiana. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
#10427: Apr 26th 2016 at 10:16:31 AM

Now that I think about it, I'm not surprised that a murderous, bullet shooting flower would be on Team Youngblood.

Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
KatanaCat Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts! from Place (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
#10428: Apr 26th 2016 at 11:36:49 AM

"Still confused by Lucifer."

Lucifer was a red Chao I hatched years ago in the PC version of Sonic Adventure DX, on a save which I can no longer use for some reason. He had a toothy grin and angry eyes from the moment he hatched. No game guide that I ever checked revealed the cause.

[down] Thank you!

edited 27th Apr '16 1:28:18 AM by KatanaCat

Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#10429: Apr 26th 2016 at 11:39:16 AM

[up]Explanation: Chao that are hatched by being thrown at a wall will usually have issues with them; the most notable being the toothy grin and the angry eyes.

Though, that can also happen normally, albeit rarely.

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#10430: Apr 26th 2016 at 8:35:57 PM

You know how many feet you'd have to ped-egg to get that many ashes?

edited 26th Apr '16 8:36:16 PM by Fuzy2K

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#10431: Apr 26th 2016 at 9:16:40 PM

"Joel, you need to be gay for science."

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
fredhot16 Don't want to leave but cannot pretend from Baton Rogue, Louisiana. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
#10432: Apr 27th 2016 at 5:52:53 AM

Why couldn't you just NOT punch the bear?!

Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
RatherRandomRachel "Just as planned." from Somewhere underground. Since: Sep, 2013
"Just as planned."
#10433: Apr 27th 2016 at 11:10:33 AM

"Chen still lives, Robert died years ago. Let's try anyway."

... To go into what that means is rather complicated, but it's influenced by my mind going deep into mathematics land while under the influence of painkillers given to me for an issue with my jaw.

"Did you expect somebody else?"
SolipSchism Since: Jun, 2014
#10434: Apr 27th 2016 at 11:35:37 AM

I can't be sure but I do not believe actual bacon uses anything as slang for anything, except perhaps [sizzle sizzle sizzle] as slang for "EAT ME" and [crispity crunch] as slang for "GOD DAMN I'M DELICIOUS"

trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#10435: Apr 28th 2016 at 1:57:42 AM

"My arse is very postmodern"

edited 28th Apr '16 1:58:55 AM by trashconverters

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#10436: Apr 28th 2016 at 2:06:43 AM

"Well, I don't mind rubbing old people"

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#10437: Apr 28th 2016 at 2:21:32 AM

Okay, but I suspect the old people might mind.

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#10438: Apr 28th 2016 at 4:48:57 AM

You never know, man.

In context, it was about a family member giving old people massages but isn't that just more BORING?

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
MegaBlastoise15 The Rhyperior Antichrist from New Jersey, USA Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
The Rhyperior Antichrist
#10439: Apr 28th 2016 at 3:36:16 PM

"You've already have your fun with Dustin. Now get off of me!"

Context: During a Mario Party 3 session with my friends, my friend Shane was always following Dustin, since he was closest to the star. After Shane got the star, he followed me, as I was closest to the next star space.

"People always say that you should follow your dreams... so I'm going back to bed" -me
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#10440: Apr 29th 2016 at 12:14:32 PM

"Just imagine what sort of brainfuckers those forest rangers must be on... I'm suspecting that they have to cook something stronger than moonshine in those woods..."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#10441: Apr 29th 2016 at 2:12:18 PM

Tonight on Rescue 911: Two mailboxes must save their sister from a burning house...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#10442: Apr 29th 2016 at 2:51:27 PM

"...ah who am I even kidding, the filter jug's empty too, there's nowhere enough water for Jesus!!!"

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#10443: Apr 29th 2016 at 3:29:08 PM

You are such a crumpets tease.

In context, one of the many girls I semi-flirt with on the Internet was eating crumpets, and I was hungry.

Ozbourne Part-Time Omen of Death from if it fits, I sits (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Part-Time Omen of Death
#10444: Apr 30th 2016 at 10:07:05 AM

"That sounds like a hairstyle, not a cat."

re: a Pixie-Bob.

edited 30th Apr '16 10:07:54 AM by Ozbourne

Stupid doomed timeline...
fredhot16 Don't want to leave but cannot pretend from Baton Rogue, Louisiana. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
#10445: May 4th 2016 at 6:17:12 AM

HAHAHAHAH! Oh, God! Being part bee is a work of genius! Simply the most beautiful thing to ever come into existence!

Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.
electronic-tragedy PAINKILLER from Wherever I need to be Since: Jan, 2014 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
PAINKILLER
#10446: May 4th 2016 at 5:54:18 PM

I like Tag-a-longs, they should at least be Neutral Good.

Life is hard, that's why no one survives.
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#10447: May 5th 2016 at 7:13:08 PM

X-Men Oranges— "Oranges?!" Hahaha!

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
EpicBleye drunk bunny from her bed being very eepy Since: Sep, 2014 Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
drunk bunny
#10448: May 6th 2016 at 12:04:50 PM

"on the bright side if people work together we can get the hepatitis vaccine known as Sanders"

edited 6th May '16 12:05:00 PM by EpicBleye

"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#10449: May 6th 2016 at 2:43:43 PM

"Why is a black guy with a box of week-old Cheez-its like the list of presidents of the United States?"

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Bananaquit A chub from the Grant Corporation from The Darién Gap Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
A chub from the Grant Corporation
#10450: May 6th 2016 at 6:38:27 PM

Yes, fat men exist, and that fact gratifies me, but I don’t need to be reminded of it every five seconds!

And, slightly less bizarrely...

Do I look like a female turkey?

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!

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