Professional Deadpan Snarker
"No, you have to embrace the power of swim trunks."
"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -The Fourth Doctor
hey, who had "inserting a mason jar into your anus?"
said while playing cards against humanity
LEGENDARY GALE
"PEOPLE OF CLAN BROS AGAINST THE WORLD. I AM NOW GRUMPY COCOA." —> "...oh hey I'm magenta now. Extra grumpy magenta cocoa. Sounds like a bad time."
but HOW?
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ow that made me cringe to think about
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
"Hahahahaha.... Fuck me in the ass."
off the shits
Li'l Shardfinder
If you don't expect an old computer to work with an in— "with an internet", it will work just fine...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Team Ken, baby"
"I thought that was the sound of me getting strangled to death by silverbeet, not the sound of the silverbeet itself."
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
"Just as planned."
"So, according to you, a fascist is a reactionary, a socialist, a liberal, a conservative, an atheist, a Christian, a Daoist, a Buddhist, a Kenyan, a Bosnian, a Turk, a Greek, a Briton, somebody who eats yoghurt, somebody who eats cheese, and somebody who drinks tea. There's probably some American out there who has some vague mix of those views, has tried all those religions and whose blood is a complete mix, and who eats yoghurt and cheese and drinks tea."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
I'm freezing! Send help!
Hello Cat!
How fleeting...
"Is bench fucking supposed to be the new thing in gay porn?"
I don’t even know anymore.
Back after a long hiatus
"(bites arm gently) I do not taste of strawberry! This is an outrage!"
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
New account is voidify
"but if we fucked Hussie it would be a textbook kismesissitude."
"Team Ken, baby"
Something my friend said, but: "You can't bribe an alligator."
Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Li'l Shardfinder
I think all I need to do is move the clouds up and make the rain more convincing.
(beat)
...Which sounds like something God would say.
Plus, in reference to 's signature:
I thought that said "Is he dead because he was your mother?"...
edited 23rd Nov '15 10:12:12 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
drunk bunny
"Three words: hot dragon ass"
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
The Zangoose nobody likes
"You zapped me with your ear!"
"That is hard to argue or agree with." ~Penny
Li'l Shardfinder
They must have taken that "You Can Call Me Al" song literally...
(I was watching a TV show where someone in the credits was named "Al Simon".)
also:
I trust that sandwich.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
And no more Chocolate Cereal Semblances!
drunk bunny
"It's okay, sometimes we all lick corners obsessively."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Why do I always end up as a polyamorous omnisexual cannibal drugfiend?"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
New account is voidify
...Storytime?
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
I'm a completionist for Bethesda games, Elder Scrolls, Fallout, etc. Romance anyone and anything, gotta get them cannibal perks and influence, and drugs help kill bears.
It's pretty funny because my friends who play like reasonable people are always so bewildered by my Blue-and-Orange Morality in games.
The quote itself was a snarky rhetorical question about my character made to one of my friends.
edited 26th Nov '15 12:24:44 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
"You know, this is a martial arts drama but right now the main drama is about whether this guy's -BEEP- is too big for his outfit as it makes him look unmanly. Does anybody have a skull so I might make some drama that way?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
"I have walked 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who... ... ...there's cheese down on the floor."
Have you ever had a song in your head that suddenly changed to reflect a completely unrelated thought?
Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
"What, did the entire northern hemisphere get buried by frosty precipitation all at the same time?"
but HOW?