"YOU GO SUPER SAIYAN BUT FAIL AND THEN NICK FURY FLIES OUT OF YOUR ARSE"
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
"I ain't even 200% mad."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
OH YES!!
"I already know a ton about sex and what I don't know I'll find out on my own."
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
drunk bunny
"The pigeons speak english in a school made by the pigeons, for the pigeons, and you date them."
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
Student of Story
I thought when you said spot you were saying stop. So I'm dyslexic with the spoken word, apparently.
- Her: That feels tight.
- Me: Well, it was. It's not anymore. I tend to have that effect...
Remember, you can scream if you want to, but no one will hear you!
- Her: I like this oil. It doesn't leave me feeling greasy all day.
- Me: Why would you feel greasy all day? It's not like you're Italian like me...
- Her: I thought you said I counted as an honorary Italian by now.
All said over the course of giving my girlfriend a massage.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Shane Neumann, the Master of Failures
It was entirely random. And out-of-context, I guess; it was in response to something that's not even related to Pokémon.
Not something I'd expect to read or even say in my lifetime. 
Mweheheh
"Is he using onomatopoeia or is he talking about his dick?"
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
"She's building a loli-cannon and I am the ammunition!"
Also this: "It was Gardevoir wearing a penis costume in front a background flashing colors!"
edited 27th May '15 9:25:57 AM by BlackWillow
Advance towards me, brethren.
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Does anyone want to know the context for any of my three pagetopping quotes?
edited 27th May '15 1:42:35 PM by SmartGirl333
Everyday's great at your Junes
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Sure.
"Cat dicks are the best dicks, so." This just happened about 20 minutes ago.
Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
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Which one, or all of them?
Everyday's great at your Junes
Might as well make it the whole shebang! All of them, please.
Old habits die hard, especially when no one else lets them die either.
"♪ Put the wheel in the sky and jiggle it all around ♫"
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The racist baby syndrome one: I made a friend who was unambiguously not white (for the first time), and I read something on cracked a while ago about babies being racist, so yeah.
The Portal 2 The Graphic Novel one: I have an idea to make a graphic novel thing of Portal 2 (as i love that game) and I want to make it without ANY cut-and-paste. Except hands because if you've ever drawn people before you know that hands are the hardest fucking things to draw. I just trace a ref and copy/paste if I need that hand pose again.
The line dancing one: In PE we have to make up a line dance and choose a song in groups, one of the groups was practicing in the library as I posted... to a dubstep remix of How To Save A Life. Yes, that exists.
edited 27th May '15 4:25:04 PM by SmartGirl333
"It's five syllables
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
If it fits I sits"
Li'l Shardfinder
I'd trade my NES and my left nut for one of those.
(beat)
Okay, maybe not my NES...
(I was talking about the Sharp NES TV
...)
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"A very good asshole."
I was trying to describe Alexander from Civ V.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Back after a long hiatus
"Good" nothin', he's a dick through and through. Now Shaka, on the other hand...
Our Favorite Cowgirl, er, Mare
"Good" and "asshole" are two words I didn't think I'd see next to each other in the same sentence.
I like to keep my audience riveted.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
I was explaining to a friend how different Civs have different personalities I explained using Harold and Alexander;
"Harold is a bad friend, he'll keep trying to invade you in the most incompetent ways, but likes to be friendly. Alexander is a very good asshole, he'll set everyone against you and make himself out to be the hero."
edited 27th May '15 10:32:43 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Char!
"I'm not going to say aliens..."
to my cat, apropos of nothing
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
OH YES!!
"There is as much apple juice as the amount of food inside me,"
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
I need something raped and murdered.
You do that, I'll get you your guns.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
Yesterday: "Here's iron, here's some gold, go invade America kay?"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"WOO-HOO! I BEAT RACIST BABY SYNDROME!"
"The ONLY Cut and Paste Comic element of Portal 2: The Graphic Novel will be hands. Because hands are really goddamn hard to draw."
"That's actually a really sad song. And there you are, line dancing to the dubstep remix."
...these were all in the past 20 minutes.
Edit: Well of course this had to pagetop.
edited 26th May '15 8:11:28 PM by SmartGirl333