"I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to have that brain anymore. I'm going to have to take it."
"No, mouth! You're going to eat it and you're going to like it! ... Nah, I want a bigger one. ... Oh man, this one's huge! Oh, and it's squirting all over!"
I swear, this wasn't sexual at all.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
It was actually about shirtless Brandon Routh, in the same show.
This is a signature.
"no mom i didnt eat the rest of the dogs food"
sign me the fuck up
"I am messing up the grammatical constructs I made for myself, yes I am" talking to the cat I started to use we for the cat "we like cuddles" "we like pets" but then accideally used it for 'I'.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I present to you the pagan, Welsh, Socialist State of Ohio, lead by Arseface McKillington."
I had some fun with the new EU4 nation creator. I would also like to point out that this nation completely encircled the great lakes. Trollolo~
edited 28th Feb '15 2:38:56 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
Thank you, Apple, for successfully preventing me from pirating my own voice memos.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I understand body-language, just not the subtleties. Think of it like having cataracts, you see the bat coming at you, just not the nails."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Awww, no death threats yet."
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
"Nobody has a nose. Everybody is Voldemort."
Konknitive Dissonance
"Still not as funny as Kiddy Dong."
Switching around the first letter in names, phrases, or titles is way too fun. XD
"Just as planned."
"Yes, I do realise I'm yelling at flailing my arms while cheering in Italian. No, I have not painted my face."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Li'l Shardfinder
Guten Tag, meine Freunde. Heute, meine Hosen ist gefallen downen...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Ich trage keine Hosen." (I'm not wearing pants)
I screw up the first time saying this and instead said:
"Ich trage keine Höschen." (I'm not wearing panties)
edited 28th Feb '15 11:35:38 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
Wheel! Of! Nostrils!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
Okay, I want to know where that one came from ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
"Just as planned."
DO A LITTLE DANCE! MAKE A LITTLE LOVE! GET BROWN TONIGHT! GET BROWN TONIGHT!
... While brown in this context means heroin... yes.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
drunk bunny
"I got blindsided by the crab"
"There's not a girl alive who wouldn't be happy being called cute." ~Tamamo-no-Mae
Li'l Shardfinder
I don't remember. I think I was thinking of Whose Line at the time. 
Let's change my user— My... My thingie...
edited 1st Mar '15 8:30:11 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The King Without a Kingdom
"Of course that prank was cold. Eggs were involved."
It's been 3000 years…
Li'l Shardfinder
What if John Badham created the entire movie WarGames just to show people how to butter corn?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
"I suppose that Himmler saw a photo of himself wearing the SA shako, the one where he looks like a twat
◊, and it was assumed at the meeting that the uniforms need to be changed."
Apparently Not Dead
"Stake vampire. Get free chocolate. Fuck yeah!"
-insert appropriate signature here-
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Muffins do not have peels. I've confused my fruits."
"Don't regale with tales of grapefruits."
edited 3rd Mar '15 3:53:23 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Hm... That's what I thought so...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.