Chapter 1 (Discontinued)
"The reason I made batman bread is because The Dark Knight Rises."
Warning: This poster is known to the state of California to cause cancer. Cancer may not be available in your country.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"I have no mic, and I must scream."
"Shave me!"
edited 30th Oct '14 10:33:29 AM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
MY EYES
"Ebola is a patriotic virus!"
"No, sempai! Don't embrace the zombie horde!"
"Idle hands are the dead man's lunch."
edited 30th Oct '14 4:02:15 PM by MaxwellDaring
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
I was curious how long could I write using only four letter words. Here's four results:
"What doth that cat's paws make? Corn? Can't bist! Cats' paws make hats, bats, they trap rats. Cats' paws make nowt."
"Ante mine cash yond fool lest I'mma kill thee."
"Join mine keep, ever will thee bist safe, ever will thee live, food plus fest, what more dost thou need?"
"Mine very keen mind asks 'What said they that fell'?"
edited 30th Oct '14 4:15:53 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
Mario's coblap— coblapsed... Heh, "Mario's coblapsed his spine!"
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
Last one for the day: Answered a telemarketer with "Wes þú hál, ich háte Ósweald, hwá bist þú?" Or 'Hail, I'm Oswald, who're you?'
Oswald was the first name that came to mind when I answered.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
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Please tell me you got a really confused reply. I've done similar except it tends to be with particularly accented Welsh, sometimes mixing in the Celtic language which came in before that I know of, just to confuse them.
... I also sometimes do a kind of Madame thing where I sound like I'm ordering around a whole load of people and they answered to somewhere nasty.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Shes a good mother. I have no idea how, but she is."
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"Hey, good news! History is over. Nobody's ever going to do anything ever again."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
They tried to continue in very slow very stressed out English. One "Hwæt? Ich né forstonde." later, they hung up.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Just as planned."
I'm trying my best not to bite my tongue in admiring laughter, so thank you. I love that.
"Thor's dentures" in a variety of contexts... It would take too much time to explain.
This is a signature.
I'm doing stuff. Thaangs.
"Have you ever been aroused by the concept of triangles?"
He's so Badass that he writes romance novels. No,seriously.
"I've never been more happy to find that the horse I just found is actually on fire."
MY EYES
"Enjoy your zombie AIDS, good sir."
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Anti-conformism through conformity
Hmmm, I'll join in. Today's weirdest so far would probably be "Getchyer... Stupid... Dog... THAT'S IT!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKÉMON BATTLE!!! I CHOOSE YOU CAT!!!"
~Hey Yew! Don't tell me there's no hope at aaaaallllllll!~
"Just… eat an entire ass"
In reply to a tweet saying "butt steak".
Causing freakouts over sourcing since 2018
"Why are these sausages so polygonal?"
Re: History test fail: I managed to confuse "social aspects" for "economic aspects" while half-awake. Cost me 10 marks. Granted, I still scored 88% on the test, but still...
I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot
"I'm thinking perverted thoughts about a mailbox" and "I threw my computer down a flight of stairs"
My AO3. Results may vary
" I like to watch the world burn. Your tears burn the world. Your tears make fire. I like fire. Therefore, I make you cry."
This is a signature.
The Pokémon Genius
"I was accosted by a Jawa for coffee."
"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."
Utini!
edited 31st Oct '14 5:04:02 PM by BaconManiac5000
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
& just reminded me of this classic video:
edited 31st Oct '14 9:16:56 PM by Blackcoldren
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"I've already got the build, all I need now is lipstick and a weird haircut."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"I wouldn't mind her talking me through sex in a car!"
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