Don't mock the shocker
''There were pee trees, hemp brownies and squirrel shaped raspberry popsicles."
edited 23rd Jun '14 4:07:00 PM by Rvdz
Sing the song of sixpence that goes burn the witch, we know where you live
"Wile E. Coyote isn't compassionate".
This was in a conversation about Hilary Clinton no less.
edited 23rd Jun '14 4:41:59 PM by MikeK
"You know you need to redesign your game when your combat system can be outwitted by a desktop decoration."
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
"I am Bob's white guilt."
Did you know this section has a character limit?
"It may get me hit up by the NSA, but sure, let's google "Does Hannibal Lecter eat testicals?""
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!
"Oh hey, my lollypop looks like a mutated burn victim."
"hey [Ello], who you gonna kill today?"
"EVERYONE. All Fear the Copper Kudarung!"
(we are playing Assassin in my apt complex. I killed three people yesterday
Got a degree in Emotional trauma via fictional characters aka creative writing. hosting S'mores party in Hell for fellow (evil) writers
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"What have I done... I've gone and given the genderflipped version of me a Zalgo fetish. Um... YOLO?"
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
"Taste my armpit talons, fiend!"
Flying Colors
The Number of the Beef
Mad Scientist Wannabe
Magic takes physics and makes it stand outside in the rain.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
"I am Kurtis, destroyer of Earthrealm!"
edited 25th Jun '14 11:40:29 AM by smokeycut
hiya, the name's scout.
“And, Mom, always remember something: love is a sandwich.”
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'80s TV Action Hero
At its best with a lot of meat in it...?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
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x8 I know exactly what you're referring to. :3
"Pink Equestrian Fire Party-guy, GO!"
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
"Just as planned."
"How wonderfully dark. Next thing you tell me, the Byzantine Emperor will have his suitcase ready in Constantinople and will be ready to hurt us all."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"If you see the controller vibrating, let me know. It means something is eating my spleen."
"We'll take the next chance, and the next, until we win, or the chances are spent."
"Go to bed; make my day."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"Great. So far we have an alcoholic bum, a shirtless, Russian clown, and a person who won't even show their face,"
"My hopes are not high for this team."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"I know what we're missing. A hitchhiking sperm."
"A problem is one way to put it. Comparable to a Civil War era vasectomy is another way."
Mad Scientist Wannabe
I'm the guy who didn't like Pacific Rim.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
"Just as planned."
"Note to self, when reading about Elsa, don't mistake her for a Nazisploitation character..."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"The long arm of the law pulls a mean sucker punch."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
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Context plz
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.