I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"You are neither Beowulf nor 'The Christ-God'."
"You may not found your own religion."
RP Gs can get weird.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"Hey, maybe, I should find out which kind of wife I am."
(That was a few minutes ago, referring to irrelevant online quizzes.)
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This is a signature.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"...So I guess he's basically Leonardo da Viking."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
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The first one, actually. Yes, I'm slow. :P
"I want to go visit the penis museum."
Flying Colors
Cora, Dborbb, Dorb, Eborc, Eorch, Ford, Gboreb, Gore...
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Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Well, there was context for "four testicles", but you weren't paying attention, so I'll just let you sit there and wonder about it."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"Just as planned."
"I am involved in a land war in Asia and have already marched on Moscow and St Petersberg, and now intend to march to Beijing so they'll give us their tea and let me have their opium. This is a usual day in Greek Rome."
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"It's like drinking candy from a baby."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Mweheheh
"You can tickle your ballsack with your own piss for all I care."
"Heh heh, stupid dinosaur."
I was shopping with my grandma, and she said that eating one fruit was "...like drinking candy."
So I mixed the simile she used and "like taking candy from a baby."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Mweheheh
"Stop teleporting bread! Please stop!"
I know what that's a reference to.
hiya, the name's scout.
"Heaven is peeing on us!"
"It's a banner made of chicken skin!"
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Never!!! MUAHAHAAA!!!
"How is my dad dying in his sleep more believable than my dad finding a job?"
Flying Colors
"Nah. Reaching the sky switch takes effort."
"Self-awareness smells like petunias."
"I'm no one's favorite Ghostbuster."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"Oh man, I just found 30 cents, we're eating tonight!"
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"The child eats bread. Þæt ċild ett hlāf. Das Kind isst Brot."
Got bored while messing around on Duolingo when it asked me to translate 'The child eats bread' into German; so I put it into Old English.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Nah, dude, can't pick Brolyne. She falls under the Hatsune Miku rule."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"I know how to get butter off when it's hard."
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else