The strangest thing you've said today...

...out of context.

I'll start.

"I don't think anyone wants to sniff your eyeball."

'Gimme some sugar, baby.'

"Supplies for an orgy I would assume"

Context: When asked by the girl at the register why the customer in front of me needed 14 cans of whipped cream.

OT but an art student friend of mine once bought children's clothes, duct tape, and photographic film at a Target. No questions were asked.

...

"Boink!"

edited 8th Jan '11 9:34:41 PM by Tidal_Wave_17

"Yes, I am doing a good job of drilling holes into things, I need more things to drill holes into, can you give me some?"

You uncultured swine!

Me expressing my anger at my sisters/friends for not liking Queen.

It's more fun if there is no explanation.

Oh well.

"It's in my nature."

This was actually yesterday, but

"No, we should get him What To Expect When You're Expecting."

...it's a long story/in-joke.

If it is without context it is just random drivel that out to be in Forum Games. With context it can create a surprise for the reader between what they thought caused that sentence and what actually happened.

Remember, a Noodle Incident / Noodle Implements are funny if used once in a while, not all the time.

"The scientists were filing off the patients fingers and toes as said appendages were slowly turning into hooves"

Describing a wierd dream to my parents

edited 8th Jan '11 9:57:39 PM by PippingFool

Well, for what it's worth, I got my sugar.

"Do you have a penis, Mr. Owl?"

@Vorpy, not too hard to guess where that came from...

@Alk: You're probably right. The tension could kill me, not knowing the truth.

"I want to be tied to a tree and given a vivisection by a door... I mean, a bear..."

"Or a Cinderella-shaped punching bag."

edited 8th Jan '11 10:10:43 PM by Aryn

@Vorpy: Probably not; birds have different genitals to humans.

"I'm sorry for dating you nonconsensually, but you did cheat on me with three men and two women."

I nominate my dad.

Me: "I just feel like a zombie tomorrow so I was humming Thriller from Michael Jackson."

Dad: "Oh, that has zombies?"

Note: My dad's a musician himself. True, he's never been a Michael Jackson fan, but this was just... *facepalm*

"It was a sexy hairdryer, too."

Technically counts since I said it at 3am: "Why is there a blond bartender throwing around vending machines."

I'm talking about a character from Durarara, of course.

edited 9th Jan '11 5:07:20 PM by Belle-Mage

"How dare you not ask the pink ball for assistance!"

"It's like The Muppets...with Porn."

I think a decent chunk of the "I just had sex with a dolphin" thread will stand in for me here.