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Malkavian What is this from madness Since: Jan, 2001
What is this
#1: Dec 28th 2010 at 5:52:47 PM

Hey guys! I have a great idea! How about we spend the new years at the spooky abandoned mansion down by the graveyard?

"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." — Grant Morrison
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#2: Dec 28th 2010 at 5:54:52 PM

Let's also have sex while we're at it!

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Malkavian What is this from madness Since: Jan, 2001
What is this
#3: Dec 29th 2010 at 11:08:34 AM

I've got the pot!

"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." — Grant Morrison
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#4: Dec 29th 2010 at 11:12:28 AM

Well, this is going to end badly. Especially for me.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#5: Dec 29th 2010 at 11:15:46 AM

Yeah, we should totally hang out at the graveyard at midnight. Hey, isn't it the anniversary of the day that serial killer died?

What Could Possibly Go Wrong??

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
WartysNeryon Since: Mar, 2010
#6: Dec 29th 2010 at 11:19:07 AM

*cut to forest right next to graveyard, stalks next troper*

edited 29th Dec '10 12:28:38 PM by WartysNeryon

SheWhoChewsGum Teeny hat. from Kilt-land! Since: Oct, 2010
Teeny hat.
#7: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:11:18 PM

Oh, God no...

-sob-

I'm a natural blonde, I'm gonna die!

"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
MrW from some place Since: Sep, 2010
WartysNeryon Since: Mar, 2010
#9: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:15:41 PM

*clubs She Who Chews Gum with a tire iron, then severs her limbs with a buzzsaw, ties her to a tree, and shoots her in the head*

Bueeeehehehehehehe...

*slinks off*

edited 29th Dec '10 12:16:18 PM by WartysNeryon

MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#10: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:25:42 PM

Oh man... I'm completely fucked if there's another girl here...

ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#11: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:27:37 PM

Well, I'm gonna take my phone and an axe with me, in case of any incidents.

Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#12: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:33:47 PM

Wait, did that say "slasher movie"?

-confirms this-

Crap.

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
MsieurLapin Since: Jun, 2010
#13: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:37:30 PM

Sorry, Tre... but look on the bright side, at least you have the comfort of knowing you'll die first, and then it'll all be over. I have to wait because I don't know when I'm going to die, and it'll torment me for the rest of this movie until I do.

ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#14: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:41:20 PM

-gets axe-

No-one is killing me tonight!

...

Maybe I should bring a first aid kit.

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#15: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:43:24 PM

OH MY GOD...WHO DID THAT?!!

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#16: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:44:33 PM

Well, as the genre-savvy geeky one, I'm bound to last a while, but then I'll either die or get put on a bus for the sequel.

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
WartysNeryon Since: Mar, 2010
juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#18: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:49:26 PM

I don't care about your genre...thing, Phoenix. This is reality!

also, [[Community Troy

edited 29th Dec '10 12:51:06 PM by juancarlos11

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#19: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:51:02 PM

This Is Reality? Yep, non genresavvy guy will be the first to go. He'll be the idiot that goes in the basement when the powers out.

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Phoenixor Departed days ahead. from Scotland. Still. Since: Mar, 2010
Departed days ahead.
#20: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:51:20 PM

And that's why I'll survive the first wave of killings and you'll probably survive until the end...

I guess we could go... wherever we please.
ACrackInTime Since: Aug, 2012
#21: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:51:49 PM

So... Why exactly are we camping in the graveyard?

juancarlos11 Since: Aug, 2011
#22: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:52:21 PM

In reality Lights never go out.

-The Lights go out-

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
WartysNeryon Since: Mar, 2010
#23: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:52:38 PM

-kills next troper in the dark-

Description of the death is up to anyone

edited 29th Dec '10 12:52:57 PM by WartysNeryon

Tre 82123 from the front to the back, that's where I was at (Unlucky Thirteen) Relationship Status: Singularity
82123
#24: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:53:49 PM

Oh. Well, that's lovely. The power's out, so we're in the dark now.

-hears a rustling in the bushes-

What was that?

-turns iPod on and walks toward said bushes before getting impaled by a chainsaw-

-sighs- If not first, then second.

-dies-

edited 29th Dec '10 12:55:25 PM by Tre

oh, that's why I need this binary mind //
Firestarter Sorceress Bookwench from over the rainbow Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
#25: Dec 29th 2010 at 12:55:40 PM

How does the power go out in an outdoor graveyard?

Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.

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