ITT: We are in a slasher movie:

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Hey guys! I have a great idea! How about we spend the new years at the spooky abandoned mansion down by the graveyard?
"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." Grant Morrison
Let's also have sex while we're at it!
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
What is this
I've got the pot!
"Everyone wants an answer, don't they?... I hate things with answers." Grant Morrison
4 Phoenixor29th Dec 2010 11:12:28 AM from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
Well, this is going to end badly. Especially for me.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
5 Firestarter29th Dec 2010 11:15:46 AM from over the rainbow , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
Yeah, we should totally hang out at the graveyard at midnight. Hey, isn't it the anniversary of the day that serial killer died?

What Could Possibly Go Wrong??
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
*cut to forest right next to graveyard, stalks next troper*

edited 29th Dec '10 12:28:38 PM by WartysNeryon

I am now posting as Earl of Sandvich
Teeny hat.
Oh, God no...

-sob-

I'm a natural blonde, I'm gonna die!
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - Yahtzee
I'm the kooky fat guy!
*clubs She Who Chews Gum with a tire iron, then severs her limbs with a buzzsaw, ties her to a tree, and shoots her in the head*

Bueeeehehehehehehe...

*slinks off*

edited 29th Dec '10 12:16:18 PM by WartysNeryon

I am now posting as Earl of Sandvich
Oh man... I'm completely fucked if there's another girl here...
Well, I'm gonna take my phone and an axe with me, in case of any incidents.
12 Tre29th Dec 2010 12:33:47 PM from altitude on upwards , Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Weirdest Adventure Time AU ever.
Wait, did that say "slasher movie"?

-confirms this-

Crap.
after I die, I'll reawake, redefine what was at stake, from the hindsight of a god
Sorry, Tre... but look on the bright side, at least you have the comfort of knowing you'll die first, and then it'll all be over. I have to wait because I don't know when I'm going to die, and it'll torment me for the rest of this movie until I do.
-gets axe-

No-one is killing me tonight!

...

Maybe I should bring a first aid kit.
OH MY GOD...WHO DID THAT?!!
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
16 Phoenixor29th Dec 2010 12:44:33 PM from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
Well, as the genre-savvy geeky one, I'm bound to last a while, but then I'll either die or get put on a bus for the sequel.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
*snicker can be heard again*

And don't worry, Tre.
I am now posting as Earl of Sandvich
I don't care about your genre...thing, Phoenix. This is reality!

also, [[Community Troy

edited 29th Dec '10 12:51:06 PM by juancarlos11

It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
19 Firestarter29th Dec 2010 12:51:02 PM from over the rainbow , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
This Is Reality? Yep, non genresavvy guy will be the first to go. He'll be the idiot that goes in the basement when the powers out.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
20 Phoenixor29th Dec 2010 12:51:20 PM from Scotland. Still.
Departed days ahead.
And that's why I'll survive the first wave of killings and you'll probably survive until the end...
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
So... Why exactly are we camping in the graveyard?
In reality Lights never go out.

-The Lights go out-
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
-kills next troper in the dark-

Description of the death is up to anyone

edited 29th Dec '10 12:52:57 PM by WartysNeryon

I am now posting as Earl of Sandvich
24 Tre29th Dec 2010 12:53:49 PM from altitude on upwards , Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
Weirdest Adventure Time AU ever.
Oh. Well, that's lovely. The power's out, so we're in the dark now.

-hears a rustling in the bushes-

What was that?

-turns iPod on and walks toward said bushes before getting impaled by a chainsaw-

-sighs- If not first, then second.

-dies-

edited 29th Dec '10 12:55:25 PM by Tre

after I die, I'll reawake, redefine what was at stake, from the hindsight of a god
25 Firestarter29th Dec 2010 12:55:40 PM from over the rainbow , Relationship Status: With my statistically significant other
Sorceress Bookwench
How does the power go out in an outdoor graveyard?
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.

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