{Bread is already dead, decides to make it into a grilled cheese sandwich}
Sneering Imperialist
I just single-handedly brought down the entire Combine empire. Suck it, Gordon.
With cannon shot and gun blast smash the alien. With laser beam and searing plasma scatter the alien to the stars.
Li'l Shardfinder
(sets her on fire and watches her burn)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
The Wanderer
-Uses a flamethrower-
Eating a Vanilluxe will give you frostbite.
Li'l Shardfinder
(fires a missile at her, blowing her up)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Li'l Shardfinder
(breaks her up with a baseball bat and a sledgehammer) (rips her bones out)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Li'l Shardfinder
Ed. Nevermind.
edited 20th Feb '11 1:22:09 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Macinatrix Insana
Twice in a row? You evil, evil person
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Flying poptart cat!
Melts it.
I'm queen and I'm back.
BOOM headshot.
I don't need to. He gets dragged down by demons around the end.
Fanfiction I hate.
A Pheasant Experience
(*waits the extra two seconds*)
(*BOOM*)
That was easy...
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Li'l Shardfinder
Takes her sword from her... and, (sniff)
(while crying) Impales her through the heart with it!!!!
(bawls uncontrollably at what I have just done) 
!
...
*Bombspams his way to victory.*
Shutdown sequence initiated.
Li'l Shardfinder
Throws a bomb at her and watches in horror as she blows up all over the place.
(I was trying to hit the Tektite behind her!) 
!
pantheocidal maniac
-*shines a realy strong light source on it*
The names of the electrical charges really ought to be swapped. It is just DUMB that the place with MORE electrons is NEGATIVELY charged.
Li'l Shardfinder
While handing me her sword, I attempt to hand her a torch, which falls out of my hand and lights up her dress.
There's no water around, and she burns up.
watching down on us
Dude, she's armed with a semi-automatic assault rifle, a Safumo revolver and like 20 hand grenades.
I don't think I want to even try.
edited 13th Mar '11 7:54:18 AM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Be Legendary
...
- stares at Gary's raepface*
...
I'm too scared...
Inspirational quote against powerful image of nature.
Yeah, I can't kill a video game character that has no life of it's own, it's just not possible.
Now posting as Enzeru, this serves as an emergency avatar backup account
Li'l Shardfinder
(throws her into boiling lava and rips her dolly apart)
Muhahahaha!!!
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Nuh-uh! 
edited 14th Mar '11 7:57:48 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
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You just killed the OTHER Coraline.
Strangle her with that squid thingy of hers
-hangs myself-
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