And another fic where Deadpool is a clopper!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!... so a hate fuck fic where Redcloak captures Deadpool, does all sorts of experiments on him to see why he won't die, then starts a "BDSM" based relationship that makes 50 Shades of Grey look like the poster child for safe, sane, and consensual.
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This author needs serious help. And not just because they're apparently completely incapable understanding the characters they read about.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |What the fuck did I just read? I need super strong Brain Bleach!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."...I'm not gonna read this.
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!I'm not even going to bother reading a slash fic where the Flaming Prince makes love to Deadpool...
...I'm going to try and pretend I didn't see that while I try to remove the very idea from my head with some super strong Brain Bleach.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!The Priest WOLOLO'd him to good and did WHAT?!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Oh jesus fucking christ this is horrible.
- WOLOLO
It's still horrible but not as horrible as it was.
edited 21st Jul '15 3:40:29 PM by engie
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.This cyborg/Time Lord romancefic leaves a lot to be desired. It's a true love story of the Doctor and Engie. From how they first set eyes on each other and how they first married. But Engie is always busy fighting.
Of course in the third quarter of the fic, The Doctor is knocked up with him and Engie's lovechild.
The final part has the Doctor going into labor during a encounter with an enemy and welcoming a girl into the world named Engela. And the epilogue sets the plot for a possible sequel.
I want some Brain Bleach now.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."NO! NOT ANOTHER SEQUEL!!!!
edited 21st Jul '15 7:04:47 PM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!DEAR GOD, NOT ANOTHER SEQUEL!
Please tell me that's a girl...
Anyone wanna play Anna Vampire Resurrection?!...I don't think that Deadpool is gay...
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!Distubingly somewhat amusing, with the priest converting one of Deadpool's inner voices and resulting in a literal mind screw...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.Oh dear...
5/10. Too much Doctor-on-Sandwich action. -IGN.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."Brb digging my eyes out with a rusty spoon
Huh... interesting.
This is kinda weird I guess, but it could be worse. A LOT worse.
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!I don't want to live on this planet anymore
edited 22nd Jul '15 1:40:54 AM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!OH GOD NOT AGAIN!
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."The horror...the horror....
NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO!
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!...NOPE! -just up and leaves-
Sword goes in, gold comes out! Sword goes in, gold comes out! IN THIS PLACE, MEN BLEED GOLD! CUT THE JUGULAR! REAP THE SHINY HARVEST!
I've seen worse fanfics. That doesn't excuse this one, though.