Jolly good show, old chap! Pip-pip, cheerio, keep a stiff upper lip, and all...oh, bother! I befouled my Queen's English with an Americanism!
Man, them Americans are a bunch of thieving ol' twats, stealing all our good telly! Skins, The Office, Pop Idol, The X Factor and what have you!
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Men dressed in drag are hilarious, what-what.
You can get what you want and still not be very happy.Aye? PISS OFF, YOU! I have no dentist.
This Jersey Shore program you speak of is mere telly rubbish.
I much prefer the island of Jersey, from whence the bloodline of the greatest of all milking cows originate.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerI wonder if Professor Layton has met the Queen yet.
edited 23rd Mar '11 7:01:04 AM by faradayangel
Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probablyBloody northern chavs.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faernah it's Bloody Northern Monkeys, yah Taffy sheep shagging bastard
edited 23rd Mar '11 7:07:13 AM by faradayangel
Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probablyOh, bugger. My fish and chips are two tables away. Wingardium Leviosa.
Bystander: That was brilliant.
What's this?
"Channel fogged up"?
Oh no! The continent is cut off!
(apparently actually happened)
Oi! Going out for a fag mate.
What a shyster.
Oh dear, constable! You appear to be suffering from Wankers Cramp, the deadliest of all British diseases!
"If you had to choose, would you save one baby or five old people? What if the baby had a Hitler mustache?" - YahtzeeNot a British colloquialism you complete James Bluntonly kidding about the last part
edited 23rd Mar '11 9:36:00 AM by faradayangel
Humour, where would we be without it? In Germany, probably-bursts in wearing a pith helmet, armed with an elephant rifle-
I say! Do any of you chaps have a country we could add to our empire?
Oh why not just keep those bloody Irish in line. I hear that Swift fellow has a brilliant plan!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faerI don't know whether to be offended by this thread or not.
(Hey, at least some of us are British, which means we can say whatever we want.)
I disagree with something, but I am unable to complain openly like normal people, so instead I'm going to moan indistinctly to my wife and send a Strongly Worded Letter to the governor.
( Oh, my God, I am surrounded... No offence intended. I think the thread is supposed to make fun of stereotypes, not of people.)
edited 23rd Mar '11 3:53:54 PM by StrangeDwarf
"Why don't you write books people can read?"-Nora Joyce, to her husband James(I'm British as well, that's why I didn't know whether to be offended or not!)
^^ Get in the queue, old bean, and don't even think of complaining about the rain.
^ I, too, am British. I don't think I'd be offended unless I actually was stereotypically so.
edited 23rd Mar '11 3:51:52 PM by Bisected8
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I say, before the Great War with Jerry we would pass the time between our cups o' tea by wrestling naked with our mates at the boarding school at Stratfordshire-Near-Sixborough, a jolly good pastime, it was!