The Cheezy Sci Fi Weapon Name Generator

In case you are caught short.

Choose one from each (24 of each possible).

1 ATOMIC 2 DEADLY 3 STANDARD 4 ENHANCED 5 POLARIZED 6 ENERGIZED 7 INERTIAL 8 ANTI-TANK 9 CLOSE-DEFENCE 10 ACTIVE 11 RAPID-FIRE 12 COMPUTERIZED 13 HEAVY 14 LIGHT 15 TRANS-WARP 16 HIGH-FREQUENCY 17 POWERED 18 LONG-RANGE 19 NUCLEONIC 20 ACCELLERATED 21 PHASED 22 EXPLOSIVE 23 AUGMENTED 24 SELF-GUIDED

1 THERMAL 2 FLUX 3 DEATH 4 NUKE 5 DEVASTATION 6 PLASMA 7 GATLING 8 LASER 9 PROTON 10 GAUSS 11 FUSION 12 DISRUPTOR 13 ELECTRON 14 MESON 15 NEGA 16 BLASTER 17 OMEGA 18 ANTI-MATTER 19 COAGULATOR 20 NEUTRALIZOR 21 LIGHT 22 MEGA 23 NAPALM-X 24 DEADBOLT

1 RAY 2 BOMB 3 CANNON 4 CARBINE 5 WAVE 6 SHIELD 7 GUN 8 MISSILE 9 PISTOL 10 GRENADE 11 FIELD 12 BEAM 13 TORPEDO 14 SPHERE 15 RIFLE 16 LAUNCHER 17 GENERATOR 18 MODULATOR 19 BAYONET 20 SHELL 21 MINE 22 WHIP 23 RIPPER 24 SHREDDER

edited 20th Dec '10 6:20:34 PM by 66Scorpio

• Villain: Behold my new creation, the Heavy Light Generator!

• Hero: Wait what?

• Villain: Yes it is a magnificent machine capable of... *Looks around* Making light heavier by using nothing, I think. However light is not necessarily matter so it can't weigh more, and even if that is the case...

• *The Villain's head explodes as the hero starts gibbering like mad*

• *Enter Dragon-in-Chief*

• Dragon In Chief: Oh I see that plan worked out magnificently. My name is Nigmas the son of E, and I made this beautiful machine for one purpose, to drive people insane from just thinking about what it is supposed to do. Which apparently in this nightmarish world causes human heads to explode.

• *The Hero is crawling towards the Nigmas*

• Nigmas: Though most people should know from the stories that there are always the few who can resist the powers of darkness. They tend to be called the heroes, and they never are killed. *takes out a pistol and aims it at The Hero* Too bad the real world isn't a story...

• *Nigmas shoots The Hero in the head*

• Nigmas: ...because what you did to my sister is not something you can redeem yourself for.

I decided to just do this the way I did for the sake of doing so. The word combination seemed bizarre and it seemed somewhat appropriate for Nigmas to appear.

You don't have to do what I did if you don't want to.

edited 20th Dec '10 7:22:43 PM by EldritchBlueRose

TRANS-WARP PLASMA MODULATOR

... This thing is totally going to be shoehorned into my next story idea.

Behold! It is the Atomic Gatling Bayonet!! I don't even know how such a device would work, but it would be awwwwwesome.

Trans-warp Coagulator Shield!

Saves you from all those pesky trans-warp clots that could give you a stroke.

Hey, I said it was cheezy. And "heavy" refers to mass while "light" refers to photons, so cut me some slack here.

LOL

Out of 13,824 possible combinations there are bound to be some gems and duds.

The coagulator induces the clots, which is why it is deadly. . . even at trans-warp speeds and distances. :-)

edited 21st Dec '10 11:19:07 AM by 66Scorpio

Heavy Gauss Cannon. Only because there's no RAIL in that list, or I would've done Rapid-fire Railgun.

Which is why a coagulator shield would be handy! ...and if Cap can use a shield for a weapon, so can I!

Also, a Standard Devestation Pistol, because it implies much more advanced models exist.

edited 21st Dec '10 1:48:12 PM by Bur

The end seeming immanent for our plucky heroine, Samantha Alvernon. T'naliath G'd'rogden, the dreaded intergalactic headhunter of the Gamma Sector, stood above her licking his green lips in anticipation of rending her flesh with his ENERGIZED MESON RIPPER. He leaned in and whispered, "Your fear...it smells good," while Samantha, bound to the bulkhead of the great space frigate Indomitable, could only quake in fear.

Then, suddenly, there was a soft 'click'. T'naliath froze. "I wouldn't do that if I were you," said dashing space pirate and rogue with a heart of gold Murphy Bulwark, who stood above T'naliath, his AUGMENTED THERMAL CARBINE pressed to the psychopathic alien's temple. "That little lady happens to be friend of mine."

Self guided gatling missile.

The aircraft launch an innocuous looking missile. What the target doesn't realise is that when the missile closes in to its target hidden gatling gun that will be released and start shooting at whatever in front of it.

edited 21st Dec '10 9:08:22 PM by Blurring

DEADLY NUKE BAYONET ... Sounds deadly.

Close-Defence Nuke Mine: Sounds less than practical...

Enhanced Deadbolt Shredder: A particularly violent lockpicking device?

Deadly Death Generator: Causes Terminally Fatal Death, a condition both Deadly and Lethal to humans.

Standard Gatling Gun: Not actually Sci-Fi, but useful.

I think I'll take the Active Fusion Rifle.

EXPLOSIVE FLUX PISTOL. An elegant weapon of a more civilized age (compared to most stuff in this thread so far).

@OP: Do you mind if I programmed an actual (automated) name generator out of this?

This is a beautiful creation. Within seconds I came up with completely plausible sounding sci-fi equipment, it's actually rather satisfying.

• The Polarized Gatling Pistol
• The Trans-Warp Electron Sphere
• The Inertial Coagulator Mine
• The Close-Defense Omega Rifle
• The Enhanced Deadbolt Whip
• The Computerized Proton Field
• The High Frequency Flux Grenade
• The Enhanced Light Launcher

There, I just came up with 8 new weapon ideas for my Space Pirates idea. Righteous.

I got some dice and rolled some random results. I got

• Light Meson Grenade
• High-Frequency Disruptor Field
• Inertial Nega Beam

I have been too lazy to program anything, so I discovered that MediaWiki has a number of handy extensions that help creating random stuff, such as RandomInclude and RandomSelection. The latter is installed on Wikia, so if anyone knows a Wikia project suited for this, use this code to generate any number of awesome weapons:

<choose><option>ATOMIC</option><option>DEADLY</option><option>STANDARD</option><option>ENHANCED</option><option>POLARIZED</option><option>ENERGIZED</option><option>INERTIAL</option><option>ANTI-TANK</option><option>CLOSE-DEFENCE</option><option>ACTIVE</option><option>RAPID-FIRE</option><option>COMPUTERIZED</option><option>HEAVY</option><option>LIGHT</option><option>TRANS-WARP</option><option>HIGH-FREQUENCY</option><option>POWERED</option><option>LONG-RANGE</option><option>NUCLEONIC</option><option>ACCELLERATED</option><option>PHASED</option><option>EXPLOSIVE</option><option>AUGMENTED</option><option>SELF-GUIDED</option></choose> <choose><option>THERMAL</option><option>FLUX</option><option>DEATH</option><option>NUKE</option><option>DEVASTATION</option><option>PLASMA</option><option>GATLING</option><option>LASER</option><option>PROTON</option><option>GAUSS</option><option>FUSION</option><option>DISRUPTOR</option><option>ELECTRON</option><option>MESON</option><option>NEGA</option><option>BLASTER</option><option>OMEGA</option><option>ANTI-MATTER</option><option>COAGULATOR</option><option>NEUTRALIZOR</option><option>LIGHT</option><option>MEGA</option><option>NAPALM-X</option><option>DEADBOLT</option></choose> <choose><option>RAY</option><option>BOMB</option><option>CANNON</option><option>CARBINE</option><option>WAVE</option><option>SHIELD</option><option>GUN</option><option>MISSILE</option><option>PISTOL</option><option>GRENADE</option><option>FIELD</option><option>BEAM</option><option>TORPEDO</option><option>SPHERE</option><option>RIFLE</option><option>LAUNCHER</option><option>GENERATOR</option><option>MODULATOR</option><option>BAYONET</option><option>SHELL</option><option>MINE</option><option>WHIP</option><option>RIPPER</option><option>SHREDDER</option></choose>

Sorry about the missing linebreaks, the code was too large.

edited 5th Jan '11 2:46:57 AM by Koveras

@Koveras: Go for it!

@Zombie L: The "Deadbolt Launcher" was a nickname given to a weapon in my sci-fi battle game, generally weilded by robot skeletons. I suppose in that incarnation, the deadbolt would be the shredder and not the shredee. But it doesn't really work as a "deadbolt whip".

Rolled a few dice.

RAPID-FIRE NUKE BAYONET Wait. What?

COMPUTERIZED LASER WHIP Again. What?

ENHANCED NUKE PISTOL Okay, that one sounds more logical. Not sure how it would work, though... really tiny nukes?

POWERED NUKE FIELD These dice really like nukes...

STANDARD NUKE RIPPER What exactly is standard about that?

The LONG-RANGE DEATH SPHERE. Also known as:

edited 5th Jan '11 8:34:48 PM by ChaoticBrain

Beware my Trans-Warp Neutralizor Ripper!

"Behold the power of my Computerized Death Generator!"

"Oh yeah? That doesn't hold a candle to my Trans-Warp Devastation Ray!"

"Well, taste the power of my Polarized Coagulator Missile!"

This makes me want to write a Zeerust story.

I can't work out whether the Computerized Death Generator is better than an ATOMIC GATLING RAY.

Also, I got some dice and got these:

• ATOMIC NAPALM-X RAY
• LIGHT GAUSS MODULATOR
• RAPID-FIRE NAPALM-X CARBINE
• LONG-RANGE DISRUPTOR SHREDDER
• RAPID-FIRE DEADBOLT WAVE
• STANDARD DEADBOLT BAYONET
• ENERGIZED COAGULATOR RIPPER
• CLOSE-DEFENCE MESON GUN
• COMPUTERIZED THERMAL RIFLE
• NUCLEONIC NEUTRALIZOR PISTOL
• INERTIAL DEADBOLT RAY
• EXPLOSIVE ANTI-MATTER PISTOL
• HEAVY MESON FIELD
• LONG-RANGE DEVASTATION WAVE
• EXPLOSIVE FLUX GUN
• RAPID-FIRE DEVASTATION MINE
• AUGMENTED GATLING RAY
• ACCELLERATED OMEGA MODULATOR
• AUGMENTED BLASTER MODULATOR
• HEAVY DEVASTATION SPHERE

That last one sounds like Happy Fun Ball.

edited 24th Jun '11 8:09:50 AM by Yej

High frequency devastation shredder

Anyone else having an enormously wide page in this thread (I mean computer issue, my browser is acting weird)

Yeah, and Koveras' spoiled text seems to be the cause of this.

ATOMIC DEATH CANNOOOOOOOOOON!

...It shoots minture, radioative versions of the Grim Reaper.

NUCLEONIC MESON RIPPER:

more nucleonic mesnsons ripped than any other device, garenteed!

edited 26th Jun '11 9:17:42 PM by doorhandle