I die of Pac Man Fever.
TNP is feeding ducks at the park.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Don't Try It
Zombie Ducks tear me apart rather than eating the breadcrumbs.
TNP is now President.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
The man behind the slaughter
I get assassinated.
TNP is swimming in a haunted pool.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."I am spooked by skeletons in swimsuits!
TNP turns into their favorite animal.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Champion of Io!
Said animal is a cat, which gets on the schedule to be put to sleep due to not being adopted for too long and space filling up. But then, a kaiju attacks the city. The good news? I'm not put to sleep. The bad news? I die anyway.
TNP is at home playing video games
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Oh look, a ghost!
The man behind the slaughter
I get killed by a robber who busts into my house.
TNP is relentlessly poking a dragon.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."He effortlessly flicks me away, sending me flying into the wall.
TNP is stealing Christmas.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Red Like Santa
Santa Claus has his reindeer kick the shit out of me.
TNP is now a surgeon.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The man behind the slaughter
I botch the surgery, get arrested and sent to jail, and get killed by the persons surgery victims relative in prison.
TNP is hiking up a mountain when they find a uncharted cave.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Red Like Santa
Don't Try It
The Phantom strikes and a sandbag landed on me.
TNP is a chef.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Champion of Io!
I die in a baking accident... Supposedly. In reality, my food was lethal, and the mother of one of my accidental victims decided to go murder me.
TNP is talking to their avatar
Oh look, a ghost!
Red Like Santa
Unfortunately, Yang's in battle. I get eaten by a Grimm.
TNP is now drinking beer.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
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Now known as Cyber Controller
A former adventurer...
It turns out that I'm very sensitive to alcohol, and the toxicity in my blood causes me to pass out in the middle of a road. One unfortunate vehicle incident later, I am no more. So sad, much tears.
TNP is reading a book, quietly in their living room.
Weirdo
An intensely deep paper cut, blood is absolutely everywhere.
TNP is tying their shoe.
Getting hit with a fish has GOT to be humiliating. (They/them, please)
Braids From S286 Not Included
I accidentally tie my shoes together and I trip all over the place before falling off a cliff.
TNP is now a wizard.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I challenge Nekron to a duel, which ends predictably.
The next troper gets a 1-up mushroom
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
A former adventurer...
Long after I eat it, I die...and resurrect, now an undead, eternal zombie. The zombie apocalypse begins shortly thereafter.
A wild, massive dragon appears to TNP, and swears fealty to them.
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He accidentally squishes me when stepping forward to take his oath. Poor guy, that must be awkward. 
TNP goes to the pet shop.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I buy an Eldritch Abomination, which destroys the world.
TNP eats a moose.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
The man behind the slaughter
I choke and die.
TNP is working at Arkham Asylum.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."I go loonyyy, like a lightbulb-battered bug! ...and commit suicide.
TNP realizes that a ladybug has landed on their arm.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
The man behind the slaughter
I attempt to shoot it point blank with a RPG, but kill myself instead.
TNP travels back in time and is watching a gladiatorial game.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I end up tearing both my hands off as well as ripping of my penis during this, leading to death via blood loss.
The next poster is playing arcade machines