Red Like Santa
I get run off the road, and end up crashing.
TNP is painting a picture.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The man behind the slaughter
I paint a guy holding a gun, he comes to life and shoots me.
TNP is traveling through the Amazon.
edited 1st May '16 2:41:31 PM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
I am suddenly attacked by a jaguar, a python, and piranhas all at once.
TNP is taking a walk in the neighborhood.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The King Without a Kingdom
Holy shit, meteor showe— squish.
TNP is part of a Civil War recreation.
It's been 3000 years…
Red Like Santa
It turns out that it wasn't a recreation, and I time travelled. Doesn't help that I'm not white.
TNP is now an Inkling
Now known as Cyber Controller
The murderer suddenly decides that framing me isn't evil enough, so he comes to jail to kill me. Stupid, but it still worked.
TNP is building a snowman.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
The man behind the slaughter
It comes alive and kills me.
TNP Is watching a creepypasta video on Youtube.
edited 3rd May '16 9:09:46 AM by Superjohn
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Red Like Santa
Some idiot brought a real sword. I jokingly start a sword duel with them and get stabbed in the chest.
TNP is trying to catch a mouse.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Braids From S286 Not Included
I set up an elaborate trap but fall for it because the mouse outsmarts me.
TNP is on a cruise.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Red Like Santa
The Best Worst Psychonaut
I piss off the target of my interest with my irritating mood-swings, and then my rival Yandere comes in and decapitates me with a chainsaw.
TNP has been Unwillingly Roboticised.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Red Like Santa
I get a virus and malfunction.
TNP is now living in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Into Oblivion
I attempt to kill Bill, with predictable results.
TNP encounters a cute, non-murderous little duckling.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?It goes Yandere for my dad, and suddenly decides to murder the rest of my family.
TNP can't think of a situation for this thread.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Red Like Santa
Braids From S286 Not Included
The ball gets chucked in my mouth and I choke on it.
TNP is hunting vampires.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
The man behind the slaughter
TNP is wondering a graveyard at night whistling.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."The spooky scary skeletons' shrieking skulls shock my soul.
TNP is reading a terrible Creepypasta.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
JC the Hyena crucifies me for mocking his masterpiece.
TNP is in their basement.
Red Like Santa
It's fragile, and the floor breaks, making me hit the hard ground beneath it.
TNP is now in the universe of the last show they watched.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The man behind the slaughter
The Bride kills me as I was working as a guard for Bill.
TNP finds buried treasure inside their house.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."The treasure was last owned by a victim of the Black Plague. Which is contagious, by the way. I am too weak to crawl to the phone and dial 911, and I just die right there on the floor.
TNP is at a rave party.
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
I forget that I'm supposed to hide the drugs, and I got filled full of lead by Border Patrol snipers.
TNP is a participant in the Wacky Races.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!