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The Magic Feather pen! Have all the answers to those test questions! Draw better than everybody else! Write creatively like you've never written before! A special magical application for anyone! And the best part: it was inside you all along!
Also try the Magic Featherduster, coming soon!
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
The Conflict Ball! Have hours of needless bickering over who threw it to who!
Forum lurking fox
The Idiot Ball! They say ignorance is bliss, so expeirience the blissfullness pf it with the Idiot Ball!
Prove us wrong and get your money back!
Sonic hates SOPA
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The Shmuck Bait! Buy this and find out what it is!
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
A breakfast cereal made of chainsaws. It's Chainsaw good!
Have a really serious problem? Just Kill It with Fire!
MASTER OF BIG RED
Introducing, from the people who created Google Glass, comes: Trope-o-Vision®! Trope-o-Vision takes all the information from TV Tropes about all the TV shows you watch, like references or trope moments, and and puts them into the show like commentary bubbles! Not only that, but it allows you two go on TV Tropes while watching your show! But wait, there's more! If you get Trope-O-Vision for double the price of $5.10 (aka the Gold Package), you can get a special TV Tropes TV and remote, with lampshade hanged on the TV and trope names all over the remote! Trope-O-Vison also comes with live Dethroning Moment of Suck, Crowning Moment of Awesome/funny/heartbreaking, Tear Jerker, Fridge Brilliance, Fridge Horror and Headscratchers posts during the shows! And if you order online/from phone, you will get a board game of Tropes to Tropes, a game where you compare famous fiction and real life celebrities to trope descriptions and the judge votes on which trope fits the person! The number to order is 555-123-TROPE! CALL NOW!
This idea seems pretty awesome to me.
p.s. If you have a problem with me necro-ing this thread, you can go jump in a pit of pineapples.
edited 13th Nov '13 3:29:37 PM by BigRedTroper
BIG RED 4 LIFE
Shut up!
Lampshade hats.
Fear is a superpower.
A female dog going by the name Alpha?
Humans disturb him
Pick up your very own Ear Worm today! Just choose any of your favorite catchy tunes, place it right next to your ear, and watch it crawl inside and have that same tune stuck inside you all the time.
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
Fly Air Madeline
A book all about fan backlash to things becoming popular. It would be marketed so well that it would become a self-demonstrating book. 
Shut up!
Forum Games: The Board Game
Fear is a superpower.
Not stupid or expendable.
YMMV: The Cereal! Your flavor may vary, Part of a nutritious, troperiffic breakfast!
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Or your own custom Personal Dictionary. Warp the English language (others pending) to your preferences.
I'm on the internet. My arguments are invalid.