ITT: You rule/command/controll whatever the above troper specifies.

Rules: You say what you would do if you had complete controll/command/whatever the person at the top of the page specified.

I specify: Coinage.

edited 11th Nov '10 6:38:39 PM by Questrayve

I would mess around with the stock market for kicks.

The air.

I would waste time flying and holding my breath for hours on end.

The water.

Explore Challenger Deep in a personal air bubble.

Fractions.

Divide by Zero, of course!

Blood.

edited 12th Nov '10 3:36:13 PM by Anomalocaris20

Blood-bending.

Great Britain.

I would make it so they would be better cooks.

Blankets.

edited 28th Nov '10 5:48:21 PM by megamagikarp

I make them warmer and give them more coverage, and also banish all of the Snuggies from existence. Failing that, sharp edges.

Next troper controls the minute hands of clocks.

I make it 14 minutes after the hour in all hours of three, effectively turning three 'o clock into pi 'o clock.

Hair.

Every Anime character gets REALISTIC HAIR! You know, hair that can't cut metal or cause an eclipse.

Cupcakes.

I make it so that the cupcakes all become lemon flavored. Because lemon cupcakes are tasty. (what?)

Cats.

edited 12th Nov '10 7:31:09 PM by megamagikarp

Replace Krosp as the Emperor of All Cats, subjugate the planet with my new-found army, and establish a hivemind of all felinoids across the planet in order to resurrect the ancient Egyptain cat goddess Bubastes and from her gratitude earn a portion of her power!

Dwarf planets.

edited 12th Nov '10 10:17:44 PM by Noaqiyeum

I make Pluto a planet again.

Fox News.

Make it a reliable source of information.

Bad writing.

I make %90 of bad writing So Bad, It's Good. The world needs more Half Life Full Life Consequences.

Aliens, Big Foot, Atlantis, etc.

Aliens and Bigfeet team up to conquer the world.

Webcomic artists.

I make them all turn Life@Home into a comic.

Stuck.

I say, "let it be awesome;" lo, and it is awesome.

Your reputation.

Give myself a reputation as deserved ruler of the world.

Civilization. The game, that is.

Now I really can stop playing whenever I want.

The proleptic Gregorian calendar.

Do you have to ask?

Parrots.

Group a bunch together and fly on them, all while teaching them words.

Boxes.

I make a castle of boxes

ham

All the ham forms a Humongous Mecha.

Samus.

edited 4th Dec '10 8:28:48 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt

I command her to blow up planets I don't like.

Mango juice.