"Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated." — Moses and Noah in Hive Mind to the other Prophets* .
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
Citizen
"I am the beginning and the end. The one who is many. I bring order to chaos." - Mary Magdalene.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
"But I don't wanna..." - Prophet Jonah.
Citizen
"Dude, I am so high right now." - John of Patmos.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Mad Scientist Wannabe
"Who the fuck am I?"- the Prophet Malachi.
Of course, don't you know anything about ALCHEMY?!- Twin clones of Ivan the Great
Am I a weirdo?
"I spy with my little eye, something that begins with 'W'" - Noah again
Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
わからない
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"What." - his sons.
"Noah, you're drunk again." - God
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
"7 pairs of every clean animal and I have to clean up after all of them" - One of Noah's wives.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Until further notice
"...What do you mean, 'Again'?"
edited 12th Nov '14 2:25:47 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
"Enough about Noah, let's talk about me for a change." - David Hasselhoff's ego.
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I really should upgrade the server. Took me three days to respawn." - Jesus, after the resurrection
"Help me out here, guys. My face turned into a flashlight and I can't reach the switch!" -also Jesus, the transfiguration
"Dangit, man, stop saying I said these things!" - God, all the time
"BAGUETTE TIME! CHAAAARRRGE" - Napoleon
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Until further notice
"Moses, Moses, what'd I tell ya? Ya mess with the bull, ya get the horns."- Michelangelo
edited 19th Nov '14 4:31:07 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation."Thou Shall Not Kill...Naaaaaah, piss on that!" - Pope Julius II
edited 19th Nov '14 6:40:36 PM by Gaon
"All you Fascists bound to lose."
"Della Rovere is a cunt" - Pope Alexander VI.
Drop-Dead Cynical
"One more word about that damn salad and I'mma cut you." -Augustus Caesar
"TV Tropes will ruin your life" - Oscar Wilde
Bumbleby is best ship. busy spending time on r/RWBY and r/anime. Unapologetic Socialist
Citizen
Life will ruin your TV Tropes. — Friedrich Nietzsche.
edited 20th Nov '14 7:37:32 PM by Lawyerdude
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Nightmare Muse
“There are many causes I would die for. There is not a single cause I would kill for. I would, however, go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.” —Gandhi
"If we do not hang together this Saturday, my mellow will most assuredly be harshed." —Benjamin Franklin
"This meeting sucks and is now about trains." —Nikita Khrushchev
"Lads, be honest: how would I look with an afro?" —Blackbeard
"You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before!" —Willian Henry Harrison
Panhandling sign glued to hands. Need $5 for solvent.
"Now you f'd up!"
"Onii-chan!"
Prince William and his brother Harry, just about every other day.
Ca-ca-ca Carful of the Enderman he's black
He will get angry if you look at him and attack
He's black and he'll steal, he'll rob your blocks
He can not swim, can not swim at all
Abraham Lincoln after playing Minecraft.
edited 3rd Feb '15 10:18:52 AM by Smasher
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Hmmm... maybe I could make it work without making it spew lighting like it contains Zeus? Nash, screw it, MORE LIGHTNING!! " -Nikola Tesla
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"It's like adding chocolate to an electrical storm!" ~ Milton S. Hershey
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
(Damn page-topping)
edited 11th Nov '14 8:13:15 PM by Lawyerdude
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.