YMMV / The Worst Sonic Fanfiction Ever

• Accidental Innuendo: "I'm so glad that you came."
• Big-Lipped Alligator Moment:
  "Let us draw the curtain on this sordid scene, and turn to more pleasant surroundings:"
  Marty: "DUH DUH DDDUUDDD UH DUH CIRЯIƆ"
• Designated Hero: "I'm Sonic! Sonic the Kidnapper!"
• Shout-Out: It makes references to a few old memes, such as "It's a trap" and Hotel Mario.
• Take That, Scrappy!: Elise takes a lot of abuse, from getting shot to having her hair lit on fire to her stockings being compared to chicken legs.