Tear Jerker: Malcolm's speech to Ollie in the final episode about how his job has destroyed any chance of him having a personal life.
Malcolm: "I'm as dead as fucking two-tone. But I can fashion my own exit."
Ollie: "What, you're gonna fly yourself to Switzerland and have a wank off a nurse and a bye-bye pill are you?"
Malcolm: "Funny, funny man. Political exit. I'm going to leave the stage with my head held high. What you are going to see is a masterclass in fucking dignity, son. The audience will be on their feet. "There he goes," they'll say. "No friends, no real friends, no children, no glory, no memoirs." Well, fuck them."