"THANKS FOR BUYING TOTALLY RAD FROM JALECO, DUDES. IT'S JUST ONE OF MANY MOST EXCELLENT AND BODACIOUS GAMES WE WILL BE BRINGING OUT FOR YOUR NES."
Totally Rad instruction manual
If Bill and Ted
made a videogame, this would be it.Totally Rad
began as a 1990 Famicom platformer by Jaleco
titled Magic John.
It featured ordinary anime teens with magic powers, and a dorky and forgettable plot.
Then Jaleco USA localized it as Totally Rad
. The main character and his girlfriend were replaced with a bodacious surfer dude
and his happenin' babe. The plot was mostly kept the same, but was turned into a self-parody
, featuring exaggerated and ridiculous surfer dude slang throughout. It concerns Jake, an apprentice to the magician Zebediah, who is learning magic. However, his girlfriend Allison is kidnapped, and Jake has to take off to save her. Afterward, Jake discovers Allison's kidnapping was just a feint to force Allison's father, a renowned scientist, out of hiding. Jake must not only rescue Allison's father, but ultimately take down an evil underground king who plans to lead a group of under-dwellers up to take over the surface of the world.
The game is perhaps best known for inspiring the webcomic Kid Radd
Not to be confused with the 1986 film Rad
, which is just as Totally Radical
, despite not having "Totally" in the title.
This totally excellent game has examples of only the most extremely bodacious tropes, as follows:
- Added Alliterative Appeal: As quoted from the manual. "Little did Jake and Allison know that they had become pubescent pawns in the pestilent power politics of Edogy, the malfeasant underground menace who, through mental malpractice and mesmerism, has managed to impose the malevolent meanderings of his morally moribund mind onto the majority of the inhabitants of the underground world. Whoa! somebody slap me!" Try saying that radical paragraph 3 times fast, dude.
- Ask a Stupid Question...: At the end of the game:
Professor: Are you the one who saved me?
Jake: Dude, did you get a blow to the head or something? Of course I saved you. I'm here, aren't I?
Professor: Yes, of course.
- Chain Reaction Destruction: Bosses go "powpowpowpowpow" instead of "Kaboom!".
- Distressed Damsel: Allison because, like, her locked underwater chest escape artistry needs work and stuff.
- Game Over Man: Zebediah, who doubles as a "Continue Man".
- Multiform Balance:
- Nintendo Hard: The game can get totally difficult at times, even for a rad dude like you.
- Rouge Angles of Satin: The cutscene before the final boss mispells "traitor" as "traiter".
- Save the Princess: Jake has to save Allison after she gets stolen.
- Self-Parody: Yeah, baby, yeah!
- Spoiled By The Manual: Don't read it if you, like, don't want to know more about Zeb than you need to know, dude.
- Stealth Parody: Some totally moronic critic-persons did not understand that it was a parody, rather than a legitimate attempt at appealing to teens.
- Surfer Dude: Jake all the way.
- Totally Radical: Well, duh.
- Useless Useful Spell: The elemental magic (fire, water, wind, and stone) hits every enemy on the screen. This at first seems, like, totally awesome, but it costs 2 totally precious and unrechargable points and most enemies will respawn after just a few seconds. Bogus!
- Awesome Yet Practical: But those same totally crazy expensive spells can, like, half kill any boss, if you don't use up your magic points bro!