Red as a rose.
"I didn't know there was someone so alike me..."
An ultimately very unfortunate guy trying to make use of the slimmest opportunities he can. At the same time, knows what he's doing.. and has a deeper motive, every time. But don't you worry, you can trust me... as long as I'm not a liability, that is.
Tropes I represent
- Irony: My life is so much so the result of this that I may as well be the embodiment of it. Most of the irony is, of course, metaphorical.
- Determinator: Also my Fatal Flaw... Once I latch onto whatever makes sense to me, I don't let go, and, well...
- Freudian Excuse: My excuse is having potential but wasting it away and not using it to the fullest capacity, which is worse than not having any potential at all and, for a determinator like myself... will have drastic consequences.
- The Gadfly: A lot. A lot. To my detriment as well. Most of it serves as a test, the other part is me being... awkward.
- Deadpan Snarker: Only if someone does something particularly annoying, otherwise I speak normally.
- Beware the Nice Ones: I am usually forgiving and try to avoid getting annoyed or even vengeful of others... however, if I am anything but affable to someone, that's ultimately a bad sign.
- Informed Attribute: I am seen as a Nice Guy by way too many people to count. It seems apparent the part of me that doesn't just accept anything that comes his direction and is extremely vocal about (non-political) personal views is missed out entirely.
- The Dog Bites Back
- Cosmic Plaything
- Only Sane Man: It sure seems this way but especially in my own lineage because I am actually able to think correctly and freely unlike the people who "care" for me but only want to abuse me.
- Perfect Solution Fallacy
- Gone Horribly Right: Everyone who knows me thinks my life is a result of Gone Horribly Wrong. That would require misjudgment, of which I try to avoid. No, no, this is a result of seeing through people and being scared of it.
- Karmic Butt-Monkey: As part of the jerk side. However, that jerk side only comes out because of others, not me, so it's more a Butt-Monkey.
- Why Did It Have to Be Spiders?
- Broken Ace: "Broken" being an understatement, I'll say. Let's just say, even if Halara Nightmare from Rain Code is worryingly cynical, we'd have an understanding on things, and there'd be quite a conflict of both pity and admiration... though knowing Halara, it'd probably be more pity. Look, it was either becoming a Genius Cripple because Growing Up Sucks and becoming a Cultural Rebel by preventing people from controlling me to work under a Pointy-Haired Boss what with the result of no one ever listening to me about my pre-existing struggles preventing me from falling under this societal wasteland's broken standards, or avoiding a Deliberate Injury Gambit and being controlled by a Pointy-Haired Boss to do things I can't even do anyway even though I'm expected to partake in a job regardless of my current state. To which I say, no, I'd prefer to be the one in control of the situation my life is and not just taken advantage of even further just because my ability to be generous would carry over to being an adult and everyone would try to control it regardless of what I have to say about it (they can't do anything if I'm at a physical disadvantage) just because they can.
- Cassandra Truth
- Kindhearted Cat Lover: Have cats of my own and certainly like them. 'Least I can respect the autonomy.
- Genre Savvy
- Misery Builds Character
- Ridiculous Procrastinator
- I Hate Past Me
- I Work Alone
- The Chessmaster: I won't tell you how, it defeats the purpose.
- Brutal Honesty
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold
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