Hi, my name's Emma.
I'm an example of kindness, sociability, grace, self-control, healthy eating habits, heterosexuality, focus, respect for taboos, self-confidence, awareness of social norms, good digestive and respiratory health, calm, and common sense.
While we're in Sarcasm Mode, I totally did not sleep with Your Mom. ZING!
...Currently planning a Mary Sue Troll Fic of The Bible. Sort of. Not really. And I draw pictures.
