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Trope Co: Killsat

Need 1000 evil aliens destroyed in an instant? Want some good old fashioned overkill on that bully from grade school? Look no further than the Kill Sat™ by Trope Co.®!

Here at Trope Co.®, our elite fleet of personal KILL SATs are reserved for you, the troper! Buy the Kill Sat™ frequency kit and follow the instructions to shower doom upon your enemies today for only $999.99*! AND if you place an order on our website, we'll double the offer FREE!**

Beware of imitators. CALL NOW!

* Does not allow more than 4 uses per year.
** Double offer is not free.

Do not stand in beam, do not stare at beam, do not attempt to eat beam. All actions only result in a hilarious death. Exposure of Kill Sat™ to teenagers with godlike powers may void warranty.


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