This play contains examples of:
- Ass Shove: Edward II meets his end when a branding iron... meets his end.
- The Beard: Isabella.
- Book Ends: Begins shortly after the death of Edward I and ends with Edward III coming into his own.
- Bury Your Gays: Edward II and Gaveston both meet a nasty end. Mind you, so do lots of other people.
- Camp Gay: Edward II.
- Chronic Backstabbing Disorder: Happens all the time; even the supposed good characters stab each other in the back by the end.
- Composite Character: John Maltravers (Matrevis) and the Earl of Arundel (historically, Edmund Fitzalan) — by the time Marlowe was writing, the Arundel and Maltravers titles were held by the same person.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Edward II is impaled (onstage) through the anus with a red-hot poker, as the real Edward was said to have been. His (fictional) assassin, Lightborn, has a speech describing his expertise in Cruel and Unusual Death. Although the real Edward II probably didn't actually die this way, the legend no doubt arose because it was seen as a Karmic Death, given Edward's homosexuality. Marlowe (who was probably gay himself) writes Edward as a fairly sympathetic character, and the scene in the play is absolutely horrifying.
- Deadly Decadent Court
- Dude, Where's My Respect?: Edward II. Yes he's gay but he's still the King, dammit! That flies about as well as you might imagine in medieval Europe.
- Face Death with Dignity:
- Mortimer.Mortimer: Base Fortune, now I see, that in thy wheel
There is a point, to which when men aspire,
They tumble headlong down: that point I touch’d,
And, seeing there was no place to mount up higher,
Why should I grieve at my declining fall?—
Farewell, fair queen; weep not for Mortimer,
That scorns the world, and, as a traveller,
Goes to discover countries yet unknown.note
- Edward II also insists on facing death with dignity but he's been horribly treated (imprisoned in a cell where the castle's privy shaft offloads toilet-water with shit and urine into the room) and Lightborn intends to brutally torture him to death, that his agony is prolonged, painful and humiliating what with the Ass Shove.
- Gambit Pileup: The play is so densely plotted with many gambits and factions that it's amazing the story works on the whole.
- Historical-Domain Character: As it's a history play, nearly everybody.
- Historical Hero Upgrade: Edward II is considered by historians to be a very weak king and ruler, so much so that Marlowe's play is considered the most sympathetic portrayal of the character in both fiction and history. In the play, Edward II heroically supports his lower-class lover over a corrupt nobility that seeks to keep them apart, who refuse any compromise and whose death is stomach churning and painful.
- Historical Villain Downgrade: Hugh Spencer the Younger is hated by the barons as another opportunistic upstart who encourages Edward II to stand up to them; he's nowhere as bad as the historical Hugh Despenser, who did things like extort land from his own sister-in-law.
- Hyperlink Story: Edward II comes very close to this. Despite the title, Edward II is not really the central hero, and he has equal presence with Mortimer, with Isabella, with Kent and others. A lot of the decisive actions and best lines are done by one-scene characters like Lightborn, and Gaveston despite casting a good impression dies midway through the story.
- The Killer Becomes the Killed: Immediately after killing the king, Lightborne is killed by the other conspirators to keep his silence.
- Lover and Beloved: Edward II and Piers Gaveston. A character recites a list of famous male/male couples, justifying homosexual relationships by saying that "The mightiest kings have had their minions... And not kings only, but the wisest men." Most of these are lover/beloved couples: Hercules and Hylas, Tully and Octavius, Socrates and Alcibiades, Achilles and Patroclus — Achilles and Patroclus are not said to be lovers in the Iliad, but were seen as erastes and eromenos by later Greeks, although in the Iliad Patroclus is the elder. Alexander and Hephaestion, who were coevals, are also mentioned in the list. The historical Edward and his boyfriend Gaveston were actually the same age, but lover/beloved was the predominant homosexual trope in Marlowe's day: people learned the trope from the Greek and Roman classics they read at school.
- Love Ruins the Realm: The nobles (and, perhaps more importantly, his wife) claim this as their reason for having the king offed: he was spending too much time with his... um... friend Piers Gaveston, a mere commoner.
- Names to Run Away from Really Fast: Lightborne.
- No, You:Isabella: Villain! 'tis thou that robb'st me of my lord.
Gaveston: Madam, 'tis you that rob me of my lord.
- Please Shoot the Messenger: Mortimer pulls this on hired assassin Lightborn, sending him to kill the deposed King Edward with a note to Edward's jailers to kill Lightborn himself once the deed is done.
- Professional Killer: Lightborne.
- Puppet King: The other members of the Deadly Decadent Court fear Gaveston's influence on the king.
- Royal Brat: Edward II. His son, Edward III, is a rare positive version since he uses his authority to drive away usurpers and treacherous courtiers.
- Sacred Hospitality: The violation of this by a conspirator is a crucial plot in the play.
- Starcrossed Lovers: Edward II and Gaveston.
- Traumatic Haircut: The king has his beard forcibly shaved off during his imprisonment, to prevent his identification and rescue.
- Unbuilt Trope: It was a successful play that inspired other playwrights (including Shakespeare's history plays) but Marlowe's play is quite a bit more subversive. Shakespeare's history plays and tragedies (Richard III, Macbeth) tend to be highly individualistic character pieces with some amount of moral commentary about Order Versus Chaos and usually ends with the Rightful King Returns. Marlowe's Edward II on the other hand is a Hyperlink Story with Loads and Loads of Characters that shows feudalism to be inherently chaotic, filled with Chronic Backstabbing Disorder, good characters dying unheroically in piteous circumstances, villains dying nobly, and the rightful boy king (Edward III) left cold, alone and Lonely at the Top while lamenting his loss of innocence.
- Very Loosely Based on a True Story: The broad outlines do correspond to the basic facts of Edward II's reign with the main difference being the emphasis and sympathy with the King who history sees as being the guilty party in that situation.
- Yandere: Isabella starts off insanely jealous of the affection Edward lavishes on Gaveston, which is one of the reasons she conspires with the nobles, in particular her lover Mortimer Jr., to have Gaveston done away with.
- Yaoi Guys: Edward II with Gaveston
- You Have Outlived Your Usefulness: Lightborne.
- You Killed My Father: The young Prince avenges his father's death by conspirators.note