Tear Jerker: Schlock Mercenary
- Tear Jerker: The deaths of the microbes here is strangely sad. Their utter incomprehension of their imminent demise...though obviously the googly eyes are mere poetic license.
- "Nope. Not done crying."
- Though all protagonist deaths are sad, the death of Pronto here (spoilers, obviously) was particularly bad. Look at Panel 9...Brad visibly sways on his feet, and Nick falls to his knees in shock.
- "The End." Quite possibly the most heart-wrenching strip of the comic's entire run.
- "Please get this right. I really miss him."